💥 Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Dizzyuntildeath]

No sir. However, yesterday Jackson could not resist the call of the goon cave and spent some time simping at this grotendous hambeast:

Spoiler: Semi-SFW, but gross

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When it was said the meek shall inherit the Earth, I don't think this is what they had in mind...

 

[Kheapathic]

Anyone noticing how Hannah might not be hitting milestones per the Pediatrician, or in whatever form they bring something up; then it seems to happen, as if her little year and a half old brain was able to completely process and understand what was being said? I'm not saying Becky's lying about anything specifically, but shit's just a little too suspicious.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Mami and Papi sent Hah-nuh an Easter present, and obviously it's basically a genocidal act.

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Heres more ghost of Becky past

 

[unexpected onions]

Anyone noticing how Hannah might not be hitting milestones per the Pediatrician, or in whatever form they bring something up; then it seems to happen, as if her little year and a half old brain was able to completely process and understand what was being said? I'm not saying Becky's lying about anything specifically, but shit's just a little too suspicious.

I bet she was already doing those things, Becky just never noticed before because she doesn't give a shit about the kid.

 

[salt]

Where was this attitude during Christmas? This retarded bitch cannot contain her contempt that her daughter is loved, considered and shown attention. When hahnuh hits the preteen years Becky is going to be such a raging cunt to that poor girl.

It is nice when people get gifts for your kid. It is nice when they send Christmas cards to you and your family. They are being kind and thoughtful, even if you’re not Christian. Unless mami and papi sent Hannah a giant Christ on the cross made out of communion wafers stuck together with holy water or something, doing what they did is thoughtful. Let Hannah enjoy some chocolate eggs or bunny ears or whatever the fuck. Damn.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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Oh that’s right! I remember she made a whole point to rage bait and tell the world that her daughter was only getting like one toy for Christmas, and then she bragged when her family spoiled the kid.

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Clearly this is what Becky means by "Christian presents."

Three wheels = Holy Trinity. It's so obvious when you know what to look for.



Unrelated, stumbled across this image of the future:

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Negative thinking: Becky's child is being neglected into disability against her will.

Positive thinking: Hannah can be used as a ski slope to bring in some extra money for the commune.

Do better, farmers.

 

[AfghanBlue]

As far as we’re aware, no. Apparently looking at her public profile is a violation of her privacy.

Much as I’m team Parents, I do wonder why they accept that. If my child was posting things publicly but told me I couldn’t look at them, I’d be suspicious at the very least and I’d probably be checking it in case they’d joined a cult or something.

In some ways, I think Mami and Papi are as psychologically interesting as Becky - why do they put up with this shit?

I think that like most people's elderly parents, they pretty much just don't know about her more extraneous online accounts. They are very unlikely to be abreast of bluesky.

It took until Hah-nuh was 15 months old for Becky to feel "comfortable" doing basic care tasks for her child.
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We suspected this, and she fully admits it. I'm guessing this is part of her whole "I'm disabled" LARP that she will be leaning into even more in the next months as she paints Daniel as an "ableist" in ever possible situation.

Interestingly, it seems like she got real comfy, real fast in the past few weeks when Daniel said "lol no more."

LOL. Accepts she couldn't look after her newborn. Actually that's NOT okay, Becky. Adding the twitterism "-and that's ok!" to any and everything, does not your child neglect excuse .
Yet more for the family court folder. The shit she is willing to admit about herself, just to squeeze some kind of declarative virtue signaling statement out online, because her ehad is so empty of ideas, regardless of the growing library of information to dman her, is truly special.

The annoying thing is though, despite the ego injury that losing any custody would give her, liek a cat always lands on its feet, losing said custody would in the long run be massively beneficial to Becky. She can't be fucked to look after that kid. Clearly.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Now she's three days into being Hah-nuh's Full-Time "carer."
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First, that's called "being a Mom" and wow, your kid is 15 months and you've done Mom-ing for three days. So glad you're here to tell us all how great it is.

Second, what has been stopping her this whole damn time? It's not like she quit her job. I know it's Daniel fucking off and Jack now working, but my god woman. You're saying the quiet part loud again.

Remember when she started that mommy blog?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Can anyone decipher this?

I Can't tell if she means Daniel is saying it will be just as important to be there for future children with the new girlfriend, or if it means the already existing, non-related kids of the new girlfriend. That barely makes sense either.

I'm sure there are more layers/parts to this (it's not one week, Becky, keep telling yourself that), but I think she's obfuscated so much she lost the plot.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Can anyone decipher this?
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I Can't tell if she means Daniel is saying it will be just as important to be there for future children with the new girlfriend, or if it means the already existing, non-related kids of the new girlfriend. That barely makes sense either.

I'm sure there are more layers/parts to this (it's not one week, Becky, keep telling yourself that), but I think she's obfuscated so much she lost the plot.

So Daniel never took care of the kid. Becky admitted she never took care of the kid. Jackson was too busy gooning. Sam is relatively new to the picture, so even if he was taking care of Hannah, it hasn't been for very long. Does that mean the primary care giver to Hannah for the past year was the tranny? Is that what we're gearing up to experience here? It's the tranny's fault Hannah is disabled? God, please let that be the end game, it would be so fucking funny.

 

[Stinkyboy]

shes not a kike
her child is not a kike

 

[AfghanBlue]

The poor fuckin baby is so weird looking because of the coning, she literally looks like the model of the dead baby in Trainspotting. Seriously grim

 

[Tanner Glass]

Can anyone decipher this?
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I Can't tell if she means Daniel is saying it will be just as important to be there for future children with the new girlfriend, or if it means the already existing, non-related kids of the new girlfriend. That barely makes sense either.

I'm sure there are more layers/parts to this (it's not one week, Becky, keep telling yourself that), but I think she's obfuscated so much she lost the plot.

Daniel is helping his girlfriend with her kids - because Becky is a SAHM, has a husband, and at least 2 other freeloaders to help.

 

[Pargon]

Can anyone decipher this?
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I Can't tell if she means Daniel is saying it will be just as important to be there for future children with the new girlfriend, or if it means the already existing, non-related kids of the new girlfriend. That barely makes sense either.

I'm sure there are more layers/parts to this (it's not one week, Becky, keep telling yourself that), but I think she's obfuscated so much she lost the plot.

Of course he only does chores for an audience you Mother Harlot, YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE

(and you’re probably two feet up his ass every moment you haven’t been absorbed by furniture)

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Can anyone decipher this?
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I Can't tell if she means Daniel is saying it will be just as important to be there for future children with the new girlfriend, or if it means the already existing, non-related kids of the new girlfriend. That barely makes sense either.

I'm sure there are more layers/parts to this (it's not one week, Becky, keep telling yourself that), but I think she's obfuscated so much she lost the plot.

A single mom who has decided to invite one of this polycule into her life.

Let's have a moment of silence for those kids, too.

 

[Forgotten Beast]

Now she's three days into being Hah-nuh's Full-Time "carer."
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First, that's called "being a Mom" and wow, your kid is 15 months and you've done Mom-ing for three days. So glad you're here to tell us all how great it is.

Second, what has been stopping her this whole damn time? It's not like she quit her job. I know it's Daniel fucking off and Jack now working, but my god woman. You're saying the quiet part loud again.

"Holy shit, this wreched thing can actually smile? Why didn't anybody tell me she could do that before?"
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For those wondering if she takes the kid to a pediatrician, supposedly she does and they told her everything is great with Hah-nuh, despite the plainly visible cone head. Maybe this was a "wow she seems surprisingly ok even though you gave her a point".

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I will never not find it weird to post this kind of thing publicly for asspats.

Mother of minecraf baby who miraculously had like 5 or more "first words" (after walking "for the first time" six times or so) worried that said baby should know five words by now. You know, the thing is [REDACTED FOR DANGEROUS FEDPOSTING]. Also it sounds more like Becky googled or asked ChatGPT about babies' development stages than an actual pediatrician's advice because I've never in my life heard about a doctor asking anyone how many fucking words their 15 month baby knows unless there was a severe development problem involved.

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Worth noting that Discworld is absolutely not appropriate material for children, nor was it ever intended to be.
Adding: I stand corrected, there are a couple Discworld books for ages nine and up, but I only read a few of the books in the series and they weren't like Harry Potter.

You know, Becky, if you had actually read and understood Terry Pratchett's work, you'd notice that you are exactly the kind of person that Sir Terry would mock relentlessly because [REDACTED FOR *EXTREME* FEDPOSTING]

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I enjoy the narrative that Daniel is basically telling Becca that this new woman is far more worth his time and to kick rocks and she, predictably, is weaponizing their child against him in what was originally a ploy to get him to stay and when that fell short became a ploy to sway the court of public opinion.
Literally a BPD flowchart in action.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

A single mom who has decided to invite one of this polycule into her life.

Let's have a moment of silence for those kids, too.

So blended "families" with lots of unrelated adults helping raise kids is only important when Becky does it with Hah-nuh.

I bet Daniel and this new lady have been together for at least six months. That's just a guess, but based on Becky's dismissiveness I feel like it's been decently established.