🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Kinematic Equation]

Don't laugh at Karl, he's trying his best with autism.

 

[I enjoy women]

So I expected as much, "I dindu nuffin, it was the fans' fault for misrepresenting me". Fucking albino nigger.

 

[Day of the Cope]

Its just YouTube drama. It will be forgotten the next time he drops new slop for his audience.

Maybe, but I'm not so sure if he can just move on. His entire identity for the past few years has been the Billy lolsuit.

 

[Fucker Carlson]

Another fucking video about Billy Mitchell. Even now he still hasn't figured it out.

 

[Schpoots]

I can FEEL it in my bones. He's going to find a way to dig his hole deeper.

 

[lightbringga]

"The gofundme wasn't for defense regarding the ApolloLegend claims which I thought were nonthreatening, it was for future vidya defamation claims which were an actual legal threat"
"I couldn't talk about the ApolloLegend claims because they were an actual legal threat but I could talk about the vidya claims because I thought they were nonthreatening"
Really tried to sneak that one by us

 

[Fucker Carlson]

I can FEEL it in my bones. He's going to find a way to dig his hole deeper.

He should make 10 more videos about it just for good measure.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

He seems to care more about Billy the White Whale than his damn kid

 

[Love Machine]

"Listen guys, I didnt say that Billy cause Apollo to kill himself, I just directly correlated the events!"

The whole video is just taking a statement, and coming up with the most autistic possible interpretation.

 

[Memphis Longhorn Odyssey]

bottomline is, in America this wouldn't happen if you claimed the technically true assessment that the stress of a lolsuit brought by Billy may have been a factor in Apollo's compounding emotional stresses that led him to his actions

You bet my ass that slimy Billy was jubilated when he saw the news that one of his detractors had passed

 

[American Castration]

I'd figure it'd still be pretty small evidence, whether 5 people or 5000000 believe his lie, the fact he's lying about Billy causing a suicide is defamation enough. I have trouble thinking even Karl believes he did that deep down, Billy cheating at a video game doesn't make him evil enough to encourage suicide, and pretty hard to prove when you have to do it in front of reasonable people and not Lawyer.AI. I think Karl just wanted to get the own on him, it would boost his reputation so hard to be the guy that took him down once and for all, and we've seen how huge his ego and pride are. I can only imagine his lawyer's face when Karl presented him with this case, "We're gonna prove that Billy Mitchell basically killed someone by........well look he did alright, this is an easy one"

Karl's defense against the "Grapevine Effect" (how far his lies spread amongst the public) is hilarious:
>"Nobody pays attention to my videos, and even if they do, they don't believe what I say."
Cool. So why should we believe what you say, now?

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

bottomline is, in America this wouldn't happen if you claimed the technically true assessment that the stress of a lolsuit brought by Billy may have been a factor in Apollo's compounding emotional stresses that led him to his actions

You bet my ass that slimy Billy was jubilated when he saw the news that one of his detractors had passed

But EZScape and Viper were friends of Karl's, not Billy. Karl needs it to be Billy's fault so that it doesn't have to be his fault, we know from this result that Karl certainly wouldn't pay for damages done to Apollo if the shoe was on the other foot.

 

[American Castration]

You bet my ass that slimy Billy was jubilated when he saw the news that one of his detractors had passed

>"Billy Mitchell was happy when his enemy died."

Um....everybody is happy when their enemies suffer and die. That's human nature.

What do you do? Weep and mourn at the passing of people who hate you? Get the fuck out of here.

 

[Colon capital V]

Any activity in his Trooncord from him? Or is it more dicksucking from his tranny members?

 

[Fucker Carlson]

You bet my ass that slimy Billy was jubilated when he saw the news that one of his detractors had passed

Yeah, but Karl's rational thought should have been "who fucking cares." Is proving this worth paying the guy in question $200,000? No.

 

[Kinematic Equation]

Karl and Billy should stream games together. That would be kino as fuck.

 

[Schpoots]

If owing a life destroying amount of money didn't force him to stop playing autistic word games then nothing will.

 

[American Castration]

Karl and Billy should stream games together. That would be kino as fuck.

As deeply passionate as Karl Jobst's feelings are for, uh, Donkey Kong scores, why hasn't he challenged Billy Mitchell to a 1v1?

 

[libRT]

lol the fucking cope, THERE WERE SO MANY INSTANCES OF HE SAID SHE SAID IT MUST BE TRUE. How much of a nigger do you have to be to not actually check your facts when threatened with a lawsuit, but no, the albino nigger couldn't help himself at the thought of clout and nigbux.

Bully speedrunners, fuck those niggers

 

[Fucker Carlson]

Any activity in his Trooncord from him? Or is it more dicksucking from his tranny members?

Just a lot of coping and people LARPing as lawyers. I asked when the next Billy video is and got muted for a week.