🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Gloria The Glorious]

Ahaha he used Minecraft footage in his apology video. He can't even appear on camera. I can't believe this. YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND

I love playing with BROWN BRICKS in MINE CWAP

 

[DocMorbis]

Take the L Karl.

 

[Harm]

Yeah, in retrospect, Karl's whole "I don't want to discuss details of the lawsuit and reveal my hand!" line was a load of bullshit. His defense was centered almost wholly around the cheater allegations, and he put out dozens of videos about the cheating allegations. He didn't want to conceal his legal strategy; he put his legal strategy on the fullest of displays. All he had was the very thing he wouldn't stop making videos about.

What he wanted to conceal was the Apollo Legend stuff. That's why he still won't play the Apollo Legend clip, even though Apollo Legend recorded and uploaded that video for people to watch. He knows he was an accessory to creating content which contributed to his decision, and being a massive crybaby narcissist, he's shifting the blame.

Anyways, the video is filled with many amazing revelations, such as Karl Jobst assuming the Apollo Legend concerns notice was bogus because "Billy is a cheater, so why believe anything he says ever?" despite soliciting donations based off those multiple concerns notices. Yet, he says he put back up the Apollo Legend claims... because the concerns notice indicated that Billy Mitchell WAS serious and Karl's efforts to appease him had failed because he'd started taking legitimate legal action? What in the walking contradictions did he mean by all this?

If the public has a single brain cell, they'll see through this bullshit.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Let the copening begin, Billy bros are eating good these days.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"I did not mislead anyone, Billy was really taking actions against me!"

Fact: No other lawsuit was ever filed.
GoFundMe talks about other lawsuits.

lol

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Oh wow, I had a feeling it was going to be a giant fucking mess based on how much of a bitch he acted on his gay ass little Discord. I should have seen it coming he'd be a sour stubborn little pussy about it.

I did not expect him to be THIS much of a stubborn little pussy.

Karl, are you allergic to humility? Is your blood type Hubris?

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

Damn this did literally nothing for him. His haters will not be phased one but by his position, and his former friends in the speedrun community are not coming back to bat for him.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

The stars must be aligned, because this is the actual week of the cuckening, yesterday Idubbbz, today jobst, actual perfection.

And tomorrow is Mr. Rekieta

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Karl really claiming here that Billy supposedly started the process of suing him over other statements.
All the while not a single other lawsuit was ever filed.

Maybe Karl should stop liberally using the words "lawsuit" every second sentence and stick to properly explaining the situations.
Even the video of Charlie he plays shows that even HE is misunderstanding the reality of the situation and thinks the lawsuit is actually already filed, and NOT just threatened.

Sorry Karl, no sale.
Take the cope and Ersatz_Cats and and shove it.

I'm at the part where Jobst says after he accused Billy of driving Apollo to suicide, Keemstar called him to say Billy was upset. Then Jobst tells Keemstar to have Billy send him proof there was no financial settlement and he never did. WTF even is that? You don't get to accuse someone of shit like that and then demand they provide proof you're wrong, it's kinda the other way around.

 

[Americunt]

the only way out is refunding all his donors or ritual suicide

>Kills himself
>Explicitly names Billy raping him
in court as a reason in his suicide note

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

The news thought it was about cheating because of the arguments used in the lawsuit not because they watched my videos

Yeah, your arguments you snake. Holy shit the way he vaguely words things.

 

[Canoodler]

It sounded like he was arguing that even he genuinely didn't understand that the lawsuit wasn't about cheating.

Lmfao if he truly didn't understand what he was being sued for, then he and his legal counsel fucked up massively.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

"why yes i retracted at the final 5minutes of a 30 minute video unrelated to the billy mitchell's case" What an absolute niggerfaggot, hope he gets raped in court again.

 

[Fartpal]

Already getting rekt in the comments lol.

 

[James done did it]

It will be a testament to his powers of persuasion if he can make himself sound good. But, he has an Asian wife. That’s what you get when you can’t persuade anyone.

People who speedrun get a wife any% just end up with fugly Asian wives. He's just maximizing efficiency so he could go back to playing the same level in goldeneye 150,000 times.

 

[The Masked Sneed]

I don't want to give out too many details or strategies before I use them in court after this

Are you fucking serious?
DIDN'T THING OF THAT THE FIRST FUCKING TIME, DID YOU?

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

It's nice seeing a LOT of comments not buying this bullshit, and actually pissed about how he lied to their faces. Total Aussie Death

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

I'm not giving this guy half an hour of my time, so here's notebookLM's take on his latest video:

The provided audio transcript reveals a YouTuber's account of losing a defamation lawsuit against Billy Mitchell, resulting in a $350,000 judgment and the intent to appeal. The YouTuber expresses shock and disagreement with the verdict. Additionally, the source addresses public backlash stemming from a misunderstanding about the lawsuit's focus, which many believed centered on cheating allegations rather than a claim about the settlement of Mitchell's lawsuit against Apollo Legend, who later died by suicide.

The YouTuber clarifies their initial, incorrect belief about a monetary settlement between Mitchell and Apollo, explains the reasons for that belief, and details the timeline of events, including issuing a retraction and the subsequent legal actions taken by Mitchell. The speaker also discusses the GoFundMe they created due to multiple legal threats from Mitchell, emphasizing that the initial lawsuit was not the sole reason for seeking public financial assistance, and apologizes for any lack of transparency that led to public confusion.

 

[Jacob]

Seems like the majority are taking the bait, unfortunately. 3K upvotes.

 

[Sneed Force One]

What is going on this week!? I go make a cup of coffee and there's two more front-page happenings.