🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Judas Connor Moon]

Serves you right for taking a AI's legal advice.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

That video is so badly edited and written.
At some points it is not clear if we are hearing Karl from an old video or if he is talking over it and making a new point.

What a clusterfuck.

He just keeps piling on more garbage lies.


"My retraction got far more views than the original video"

Blaming the news media for spreading false info about cheating claims.
I'd very much like to know if he contacted them to correct the misconception.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Ahaha he used Minecraft footage in his apology video. He can't even appear on camera. I can't believe this. YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Ahaha he used Minecraft footage in his apology video. He can't even appear on camera. I can't believe this. YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND

I mean after Billy pounded in Karl’s face with his massive, hot sauce coated cock, can you blame him?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Karl is really going for the "Billy cheated at Donkey Kong, therefore me blaming him for a suicide did not harm his reputation any further" Defense.

Unfuckingbelievable.


"We also discussed cheating int he lawsuit, so the lawsuit was totally about cheating"

That slimy retard just keeps lying. The actual defamatory imputations he was being sued over were about Apollo Legend exclusively.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=H1XBqeAQ3nI

Spoiler: Archive 360p

KarlJobstILostArchive.mp4

The only choice left is seppuku.

 

[4090 Chad]

That's a long video to refuse to take personal responsibility for publishing falsehoods.

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

I'm still fucking pissed that the actual purpose of the lawsuit was basically never discussed in anything leading up to his defeat. A casual viewer would think it was Billy being Billy and suing about someone calling out his cheating like the manchild he is. But it was literally only after his loss that I even heard what he was actually being sued for. And it looks like he's doubling down now. A damn shame. I liked his content too, but I probably won't watch him anymore.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

I mean after Billy pounded in Karl’s face with his massive, hot sauce coated cock, can you blame him?

True, the burns would be extra visible on his pale face. Billy's glands must produce wicked scoville units

 

[The man The only man]

Ahaha he used Minecraft footage in his apology video. He can't even appear on camera. I can't believe this. YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND

At 19:00 he uses MoistCritikal as a way to discredit Billy, again!
First Idubbz's content cop being hilariously shit and now Karl's apology vid being retarded, couldn't wish for more laughs.

 

[Americunt]

While I'm happy that "The USA" (really just one guy from the USA) won, I'm not happy that the trial has ruined speedrunning for me. It's been getting boringer for years, but this was the final straw. One of speedrunning's best and brightest loses to one of high-scoring's worst. That really shows me that in spite of what I've learned from speedrunning (patience, experimentation, ingenuity, improvised quick recoveries), it really is nothing to be looked up to. Just a time-wasting-to-the-extreme hobby popular among loser millennials who want to convince themselves that the N64 and GameCube are really popular and the actual winners of their time.

Hi-Score Chads: 1
Speedtrooners: 0

 

[Can of Bread]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=H1XBqeAQ3nI

Spoiler: Archive 360p

KarlJobstILostArchive.mp4

He's appealing it? Why?
He lives in Australia. He's outright stated he said what he did maliciously, and Billy has receipts on it causing him damages. Dude would be fucked even in the U.S. This appeal will probably just put him 100s of thousands of dollars more in the hole.

This is absolute lunacy. Take the fucking L and move on. The worst part is he'll probably keep talking about it, making him potentially open to even more lawsuits if Billy really wants to fuck with him.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

the only way out is refunding all his donors or ritual suicide

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

At 19:00 he uses MoistCritikal as a way to discredit Billy, again!
First Idubbz's content cop being hilariously shit and now Karl's apology vid being retarded, couldn't wish for more laughs.

Mad at the Internet this week is gonna be so fuckin packed with content for Josh.

 

[#lurker]

Dumb nigger is still trying to claim that he put the "retraction" at the end of another video so it could garner more views.
...Except the majority of viewers will not make it to the end of a 30 minute video. He just doesn't get it.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

The stars must be aligned, because this is the actual week of the cuckening, yesterday Idubbbz, today jobst, actual perfection.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Karl really claiming here that Billy supposedly started the process of suing him over other statements.
All the while not a single other lawsuit was ever filed.

Maybe Karl should stop liberally using the words "lawsuit" every second sentence and stick to properly explaining the situations.
Even the video of Charlie he plays shows that even HE is misunderstanding the reality of the situation and thinks the lawsuit is actually already filed, and NOT just threatened.

Sorry Karl, no sale.
Take the cope and Ersatz_Cats and and shove it.

 

[Zoot]

It sounded like he was arguing that even he genuinely didn't understand that the lawsuit wasn't about cheating. That is some major manipulation going on.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Your video sucks.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

"Hello you absolute legends, today I want to speed run communicating to you all that I have learned absolutely nothing."