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- 2 Lip 2023
This is cope. Ralph is secretly seething because he doesn't possess the size required to jam his Memphis Micro into anyone's chocolate starfish. We know he loves to dig around turd tunnels, after all.
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This is cope. Ralph is secretly seething because he doesn't possess the size required to jam his Memphis Micro into anyone's chocolate starfish. We know he loves to dig around turd tunnels, after all.
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- 5 Sie 2022
He's just going to be one of those clients that refuses to pay because he can't get hard, passes out in a pill haze and wakes up with tremendous bladder pain after getting bobby pins fed down his urethra.
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- 16 Sie 2019
Gotta be a scam. No way they took one look at this and thought “Yeah we want this on video”.
Are they just hoping for retards to bite?
Are they just hoping for retards to bite?
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- 9 Kwi 2021
Im on my knees, praying
that Ralph does a professional porn video, because you know, once he's about to bust a nut on some gutter trash spic whore, he'll shout "Josh Moooooooonn!!"The ultimate power move! A videotaped cum tribute to your arch nemesis.
Peak porcine cinema.
Tiger Jack
kiwifarms.net
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- 23 Maj 2020
Ralph's gonna have the night of his life and all it's gonna cost is both his kidneys.
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- 15 Mar 2025
The best possible outcome of a “One Night at Ralphie’s” video would be taking too much xannies and passing out mid-act on top of her as he excitedly mumbles “cAn We HiT it?!?!”
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- 22 Lis 2024
Ralph being on top is most improbable part of that scenario
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- 10 Paź 2014
Nobody gives a shit about Ralph, the website will be fine. In fact everyone will become violently ill so the website will have a little less traffic than normal.
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- 17 Sie 2022
Enough of the "Whale Thumbing is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to thumb one, you damn well better believe it's consensual, bish!
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- 16 Sie 2019
We need a new poll on the outcome of his pornstar escapades. Will he hit the goal? Pussy out? End up in a Colombian organ harvest? Make the internet vomit?
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- 14 Lut 2024
I'm going with Ralph will fuck this up assuming it was a serious offer. Although there is a gonzo porn studio out there that does hire people with the build of an eldritch horror.
FiveStarAce
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 11 Sty 2023
Ralph... Do it for Xander.
ANY HOALS DA GOAL!!
- Dołączono
- 10 Paź 2020
That porn studio is about to be ground zero for an aids outbreak.
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- 4 Sie 2016
Glad to see Ralph upgraded from Streamable.com to LatinaTeenPornCasting. The Faith Vickers Experience
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- 24 Cze 2015
It's pretty much confirmed that Ralph is impotent and can't satisfy women which is why he even admitted to paying a Mexican gigolo to fuck May in the Ass while he watched.
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- 14 Sie 2018
I keep hearing about this, when did this even happen? Was this ever confirmed?
Muppetstudios
kiwifarms.net
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- 1 Mar 2021
It's about time Ralph is sacrificed for the Porn