Official Kiwifarms OTP shipping thread / Official Kiwi Farmer Bingo

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

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"She didn't care about who I was until I put on the mask."

 

[Meiwaku]

Another transplant here who needs shipping. Optimistic with the "not a retard" tho....



@Please fucking kill me

 

[Spectate]

Another transplant here who needs shipping. Optimistic with the "not a retard" tho....

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@Please fucking kill me

99% of people here could fill out this entire thing besides like 2/3 squares.
@Please fucking kill me I can't believe your type is fucking Kiwi Farmers.
e: Now that I think about it, if you want to get murdered then yeah that makes a lot of sense actually. Username matches posts.

 

[JohnnyDeppSupporter]

Another transplant here who needs shipping. Optimistic with the "not a retard" tho....

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@Please fucking kill me

Not gonna work out, unfortunately. Had fun filling it tho.

find yourself a mostly mentally sound person from one of the random dating threads.

Okay nigga, I'll shoot my shot:



Ran out of stuff to put, ended up filling it with really faggy options. I'm not a picky guy.

 

[stupid frog]

Hey, I'm sorry this took so long. I just kind of got settled back in and thought about it a bit. I couldn't think of a better way to rephrase the square.

Spoiler: Revised Card

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What's a gender sperg? LGBTQWTFBBQWIIU2DSXBOX?

 

[Tablet County]

What's a gender sperg? LGBTQWTFBBQWIIU2DSXBOX?

People who post in the genderwar threads.

 

[stupid frog]

People who post in the genderwar threads.

I just hate trannies, I'm not in to the hate threads. If that's OK I got a Bingo. If not oh well!

 

[DickMain]

What's a gender sperg? LGBTQWTFBBQWIIU2DSXBOX?

Yeah, you got it. Just genderspecial shit. Gender war stuff was a separate box.

 

[GeekUSA]

This seems like a fun game (no I will not fix my card, fuck you)

 

[Soso]

I have too many unrealistic expectations.

 

[GeekUSA]

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I have too many unrealistic expectations.

If you count old books as antiques, I have a few

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

 

[DickMain]

New user @hornyandlonely x this entire thread.

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Yours was actually very difficult.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

New user @hornyandlonely x this entire thread.

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Yours was actually very difficult.

I did try and place them tactically. As a way to make it more difficult

Dislike THE English?

Yes, The English

 

[DickMain]

I did try and place them tactically. As a way to make it more difficult

I noticed

Yes, The English

I'm on the record having stated 'beans on toast is not a real food'.

Yes, The English

Alternatively: "you already put 'hates Islam' in one of the squares"
(my submission for the banter square)

 

[Kalsarikännit]

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only did bingos


Edit: scrolled up and did @Please fucking kill me too

 

[Dread First]

Anyone who ships Jersh with people that ain't @CrunkLord420 is a fucking mongoloid who needs to be beaten with an oar. Jersh and Crunk are the Farms' own Tweek x Craig.

 

[Pomniman]

EDIT damn I didn't realize how down bad niggas were until I voted in the poll

If you ignore the shitposty aspect of the poll about meeting with the purpose of trying to fuck, I think the more generalized fear of ever running into anyone from here irl is gay and autistic zoomer social retardation. I happened to run into someone from here years ago at a courthouse and neither one of us gave a shit or were secretly plotting each other's downfall. Not everything has to be some sort of neverending catty high school shitfit, it's not impossible to at least pretend you're normal long enough to have a casual social interaction with someone in person even if they use this site.

 

[DickMain]

If you ignore the shitposty aspect of the poll about meeting with the purpose of trying to fuck, I think the more generalized fear of ever running into anyone from here irl is gay and autistic zoomer social retardation. I happened to run into someone from here years ago at a courthouse and neither one of us gave a shit or were secretly plotting each other's downfall. Not everything has to be some sort of neverending catty high school shitfit, it's not impossible to at least pretend you're normal long enough to have a casual social interaction with someone in person even if they use this site.

Frankly I would love to meet people from here. The entire rest of the internet are cringe Redditors in kneesocks who cry at the slightest microaggression. I have more in common with the people here than anywhere else. The only reason we mind our opsec isn't because of some retarded Kiwi pact like some users seem to believe, it's because those very same Redditors would have you fired and shot if they knew who you were. If we lived in any world but clown world you'd see more people in the community threads trying to hang out to source meetups for games, sessions at the range, hiking, and whatever you can think of.

 

[Pomniman]

Frankly I would love to meet people from here. The entire rest of the internet are cringe Redditors in kneesocks who cry at the slightest microaggression. I have more in common with the people here than anywhere else. The only reason we mind our opsec isn't because of some retarded Kiwi pact like some users seem to believe, it's because those very same Redditors would have you fired and shot if they knew who you were. If we lived in any world but clown world you'd see more people in the community threads trying to hang out to source meetups for games, sessions at the range, hiking, and whatever you can think of.

I agree that publicly organized group meetups are a bad idea, but some people here legitimately think it's the end of the world if you so much as just happen to talk to someone with an account in person once.