Official Kiwifarms OTP shipping thread / Official Kiwi Farmer Bingo

[Skitarii]

I don't get it.

You wanted a ship, you'll enjoy your ship. Otherwise I'm shipping you with @Omori Boy

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

You wanted a ship, you'll enjoy your ship. Otherwise I'm shipping you with @Omori Boy

@Skitarii X @x3firehexx X @NotATurkey. A truly bulgarian ship

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

I'm offended that no one has shipped me.

They won't ship me either.

 

[Sneeter Rabbit]

I ship @Hey Johnny Bravo with @Curzon Dax-sama

 

[DickMain]

After recent events, @Toji Suzuhara x @mitsuba :3. Imagine not having an encyclopedic knowledge on your future BPD schizo girlfriend.

Okay, but I'm nominating you as the bridesmaid.

This makes DickMains comment even funnier in retrospect if you remember Tiffany has a little obsession with him too, lol.
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Wait, Tiff was who you thought I meant? Nigger I was talking about @Schizoid Wife x @Toji Suzuhara

 

[Thé au lait]

I ship @Susanna with @hell in april

 

[JohnnyDeppSupporter]

Do what? DM @Generic Anime Girl ?

She never replied Guess I'm not doing this right...

 

[Justice Tony]

Yeah, part Jew, part injun, and part white. First one comes from her mom, the other two from her dad

Is she at least Catholic? Like name one one redeeming quality about her.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Is she at least Catholic? Like name one one redeeming quality about her.

Well, she's kind to animals

 

[Justice Tony]

Well, she's kind with animals

If that’s the best you can come up with she ain’t worth it.

 

[Susanna]

I ship @Susanna with @hell in april

Shipping two people who can't feel love rather defeats the purpose, doesn't it?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

@PonderosaPete X @Cow-Chan, but Pete is more like a pimp than a bf

 

[PonderosaPete]

@PonderosaPete X @Cow-Chan, but Pete is more like a pimp than a bf

A back pages for kiwifarms probably isn't that bad of a business venture. Everyone gets laid, everyone's happy. Just leave your self respect at the door. Big loss for everyone who enjoys the gender wars though.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Ladies... I'm available.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

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She never replied Guess I'm not doing this right...

bro you messaged the wrong femcel, try again

 

[DickMain]

Ladies... I'm available.

Surely this time is the one. I can feel it!

 

[Modern Audience]

 

[Meiwaku]

Every other kiwi is finding love and here I am breaking up with my fiancée over irreconcilable differences.

I think I'm gonna do it

Get her to join the farms. The dopamine from the marraige achievement award will make both of you realize how meaningless these differences are.

If that doesn't work out just wait until your heart heals and find yourself a mostly mentally sound person from one of the random dating threads.

 

[DickMain]

Alrighty, niggers, we started doing bingo in Welper's thread.

 

[Skitarii]

@Lidl Drip x @mitsuba :3