💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Sneed Force One]

There was more two days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tjltjlBLO4

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Nick's brain damage is seriously reaching critical levels

In Nick's Mind - "ACKUALLY, fat stalker nerd child my church DIDN'T report me!"
In Reality - The Warrant Application: "The reporter indicated four people from their church had gone to him".
Nick, please explain which religious authority figure four people would "go to"? Hint: Its the fucking pastor

"My children are homeschooled, idiot"
Explain why a church preschool teacher reported your child being hungry, wearing the same clothes and fucking stinking then, Nick?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I’ve gotten irritated about this a lot over the last year. That said, the last day or so the conversation has focused on the obese mong sluts who are a-logging Aaron while defending Nick to the hilt. This is a morbidly fascinating dynamic and while IANAM, I don’t think it’s something that can be tidily confined to one thread or another.

(emphasis added). That's 100% fair. Reactions to Nick and his actions belong here, whether authored here or reported on. There's just a lot of Toe posting that should go elsewhere.

This may seem crazy to people, but you don't have to pick a side. You can be an observer who understands both "sides" are laughable.

You bring up a lot of good points, but it's funnier to side with Aaron, because of the reaction it causes his a-logs. It's like backing DSP, the dents just lose it.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick's brain damage is seriously reaching critical levels

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"The reporter indicated four people from their church had gone to him".
Nick, please explain which religious authority four people would "go to"? Hint: Its the fucking pastor

"My children are homeschooled, idiot"
Explain why a church preschool teacher reported your child being hungry, wearing the same clothes and fucking stinking then, Nick?

Nick's doing gay semantics again because all he can do is argue over the meanings of words because he can't actually argue against the objective, verifiable truth.

"Erm, the 4 people from his church didn't report me to the police. They only reported me to the pastor and HE relayed what they said to the cops!"

"Uhhh, you said my kids' school but you didn't specify it was the school at CHURCH! You lose!"

Fact of the matter is 4 people at the church were concerned enough about Nick's behavior and his treatment of his kids to go to the pastor, and the pastor was concerned enough to report it to the cops. The church preschool teacher also reported that Nick's kids themselves said they weren't being fed. It's right there in black and white on the report.

Nick is a disgusting, unrepentant monster that would rather argue with strangers online than actually grow and take care of his kids.

 

[Sneed Force One]

https://x.com/aaronimholte/status/1910396594161410303?s=46&t=4940RM1v2jZgo2Ky9EXN5g

Mostly in adherence to recent thread-refocusing requests, crossposting this from the Aaron Imholte thread:

It looks like Aaron took the plea on the table. I withdraw my earlier saccharine hopium.
To steal @Gobermental Supervisor 's joke - We shall soon see the true value of a KNU (Kayla Nude Unit).
Will we see Nick Rekieta triumphant? Or deep in despair?

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

You bring up a lot of good points, but it's funnier to side with Aaron, because of the reaction it causes his a-logs. It's like backing DSP, the dents just lose it.

This. Also, this is how I see Aaron: that fucked-up cousin you see once or twice a year, you know his life is a shitshow and he brings his side piece du jour to the family reunion, and basically steps on rakes for a living. But you can’t help but weirdly like him, y’all go out for beers and pizza and talk about sports, his trashed ‘87 Camaro, and WWII, then hang out again a year later because you filled your quota. Yes, Aaron reminds me of certain people in my life.

Nick? He gets a restraining order.

 

[AnOminous]

There was more two days ago

And here, while we were just discussing Nick's faggoty little word games that wouldn't fool anyone smarter than a fence post, here he goes and does it again.

For some reason, some feel the need to be the inverse of /r/SteelToeBoringShow and be retarded in the opposite direction. They hate Nick so much, they hype Aaron up as some kind of king and believe all of his nonsense.

Who the fuck thinks Aaron is "some kind of king?" I mean do you have any names?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

maybe I didn't make myself clear here. I think they're all bad people. Aarons kid was playing around with a coke bullet because he allowed these people in to his home knowing full well what they were. That's not Rekieta bad, but if he's supposedly sober and doing it idk how y'all can grandstand for Aaron. Seems like a bag of shit to me

Who is grandstanding? You're the one defending THE FAGGOT WHO GAVE HIS KID COCAINE.

 

[Melty Butter]

Mostly in adherence to recent thread-refocusing requests, crossposting this from the Aaron Imholte thread:

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It looks like Aaron took the plea on the table. I withdraw my earlier saccharine hopium.
To steal @Gobermental Supervisor 's joke - We shall soon see the true value of a KNU (Kayla Nude Unit).
Will we see Nick Rekieta triumphant? Or deep in despair?

At the risk of rattling the thread content purists, here's what we know from MCRO - Case Details 73-CR-24-6910.

I assume April made a statement to warrant a domestic abuse evaluation.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Aaron has pleaded GUILTY to gross misdemeanor nonconsensual dissemination of private sexual images in exchange for the felony charge being dropped.

Some people had speculated based on his use of the words "small misdemeanor" when talking about the deal that he was going to get off with a "petty misdemeanor" (basically a fine), but that didn't happen.

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Crossposting again:
Aaron has plead guilty to the Gross Misdemeanor for nonconsensual dissemination of private sexual images.
The felony charges have been dropped.

Felony plea score: Aaron 0 : Nick 1 ​

However, Nick has taken this as a victory!

He even dares to yell LETS FUCKING GO , where was this energy when it came to saving your marriage Nick!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just shy of the one year anniversary of his promised (and never delivered) May streams. Holding one’s breath is not recommended.

 

[Sloppa]

I keep repeating this.

The money came from his grandpa on his mothers side.

He ran off to some shitty school for a creative writing degree.

Met Kayla and I m sure they were both low body count dating. again the money was still in grandpa name.

A trust is set up that enabled him AS AN ADULT. Basically he had to work so rather than build a career he just was a wagie, but he could have alot of kids to get money from the trust,

Then he conned his trustee to send him to law school and set him up.

Through it all nick had in the back of his mind "fuck I ve got my grandparents money fuck this"

What really kept the wheels on was two things.

Playing nice with his trustee for the grandpa money.

Kyala's family's church. Nick knows how to front, and shoulda know how to keep it going hell thats how he buildt his grift.

Once the johnny/kyle money came in and the loan money he went off the rails

I m surprised he didnt set up a pod cast studio in a big city and have guest come over and talk.

Fuck I assume the swinging was clout chasing on aarons part, and honestly if I was bigh shot interwebs lawyer I woulda shot higher.

But non of nicks shit is from his parents codling him.

Fuck as I reflect on teenage nick, and his weird sexual hang ups it makes me reconsider this seen from the mike tyson cartoon.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5rEUqHyHByw
I wonder if nick molested or something

Am I mistaken or did a member of Rekieta's family post a picture of a sex-swing when they listed their house for sale on a property website (can't find the post/don't remember the exact details), if this is true, it would add more weight to the theory of someone interfering with Nick when he was young.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Am I mistaken or did a member of Rekieta's family post a picture of a sex-swing when they listed their house for sale on a property website (can't find the post/don't remember the exact details), if this is true, it would add more weight to the theory of someone interfering with Nick when he was young.

That was a bad "phonebook". People thought it was Bob and Celeste's place in Florida, but it was not.

That said, Celeste has the crazy eyes and enough shady other stuff that I wouldn't rule out they are in "the lifestyle". But nothing that definitive / overt. They seem to have at least a modicum of shame.

 

[not william stenchever]

Imagine if the Ralph subforum was filled with people who fiercely defended Cog at every turn, spammed Ralph threads with how funny Cog was that day, unironically defended all of his stupid lies, etc.

Cog is funny because he is pathetic.

Aaron is funny because he has a Mr. Magoo like ability to be completely retarded and yet have everything fall into place in his favor while causing Nick to tard rage with minimal effort. People here don't like Aaron. They like the results he somehow produces.

We like to have fun here.

 

[northstar747]

Am I mistaken or did a member of Rekieta's family post a picture of a sex-swing when they listed their house for sale on a property website

yes and no

The property listing was real

The property was not his parents.

It was a joke and a funny one.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Am I mistaken or did a member of Rekieta's family post a picture of a sex-swing when they listed their house for sale on a property website (can't find the post/don't remember the exact details), if this is true, it would add more weight to the theory of someone interfering with Nick when he was young.

This is why fake bullshit posts should be immediately sweeped out by a Janny.
Otherwise they make their way into the Balldo lore because they seem so plausible.

The pictures were from a random house listed for sale.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Crossposting again:
Aaron has plead guilty to the Gross Misdemeanor for nonconsensual dissemination of private sexual images.
The felony charges have been dropped.

Felony plea score: Aaron 0 : Nick 1 ​

However, Nick has taken this as a victory!

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He even dares to yell LETS FUCKING GO , where was this energy when it came to saving your marriage Nick!

Faggot still whored out his wife to try to get out from under a mortgage. Also FED HIS KID COCAINE.

Edit: Corrected myself to add the fact Nick rented his wife out and still got foreclosed. Faggot can't even pimp hoes right.

 

[Vibralldo]

Crossposting again:
Aaron has plead guilty to the Gross Misdemeanor for nonconsensual dissemination of private sexual images.
The felony charges have been dropped.

Felony plea score: Aaron 0 : Nick 1 ​

However, Nick has taken this as a victory!

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He even dares to yell LETS FUCKING GO , where was this energy when it came to saving your marriage Nick!

0% chance Nick streams April 18th

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

0% chance Nick streams April 18th

He will livestream himself from his phone in front of the court house, pull out a gun and blow his brains out live on air. and try to sell his sentencing as a great win for himself and proof what a great family man he is. Then apologize for cutting the stream short as he has to get to a celebration dinner.

 

[Sloppa]

Faggot still whored out his wife to get out from under a mortgage. Also FED HIS KID COCAINE.

I've heard it said that an addict will put their crying baby out in the cold and close the door, so they can shoot heroin into their veins uninterrupted.
Never underestimate the evil an addict is capable of.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chad is even more unlikable than Aaron but he does occasionally do something useful. That said, I hope he doesn’t start focusing on Nick. He just doesn’t have command of the lore and is a retard who can easily do more harm than good.