💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Melty Butter]

Pedo Melton is sniping Aaron so Melton’s minions are superchatting Aaron in the hopes Senpai will notice them. One just spelled out Aaron’s phone number and Aaron stupidly didn’t vet it before putting it on screen.

Melton and Faggot Nick must be absolutely shitting themselves about the FBI investigation.

And Nick's in the chat:


ETA:
Now it's a CO-HOST who "assaulted" April:

 

[Gorton Colu]

He seems to like April's a lot
Way more than Kayla's

I think he liked screwing Aaron's woman more than he liked April.

 

[dont step on snack]

I think he liked screwing Aaron's woman more than he liked April.

I'm at a point to think he was brainrotted enough, to try to make Aaron jealous so he could fuck him. The public licking incident could be proof of that.

 

[Sneed Force One]

So to recap the CFAA violation timeline:

11/3/2024: Elissa sends an email to Aaron's email address
Sometime between 11/3/2024 and 11/7/2024: Nick illicitly accesses Aaron's email and discovers said email
11/7/2024 - 3:19PM: Nick DMs Elissa, bitching about the contents of the email
11/7/2024 - One of the earliest of BBN's captured Discord logs is Melton talking about having plenty of dirt on Aaron.

11/9/2024 - Aaron publicly exposes the hack via BBN, Nick and Melton both conceal their intrusion as a setup to trick Aaron, its all a fake!

11/10/24 - Nick pretty much admits to the crime, but we didn't have a connection yet to why Nick would say this. So no one picked up on it.
Now, we know "even elissa is chipping in" relates to her confidential email to Aaron.

11/10/24 (BBN uses eurofag time?) - Melton still continues commenting on Aaron's confidential data for three days after Nick DMed Elissa, indicating he was not aware that Nick exposed their prior illicit access.


It’s now abundantly clear that the illicit access did occur, and that Nick most likely deliberately withheld from Melton the fact that he had already exposed their crimes to both to Elissa and Aaron, allowing Melton to continue incriminating himself for the sake of his own secrecy.
Melton, it’s time to cut ties—Nick has made you an unwitting accomplice to federal offences. Ban him from Hackamania for sabotaging your business.

 

[sallowhal]

@Balldo's Gate is going to be devastated when he hears about this.

another win for the toe!!!

 

[woodedbag]

And Nick's in the chat:

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ETA:
Now it's a CO-HOST who "assaulted" April:
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JOHNNY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Aaron is also a lying liar who lies. #TheMoreYouKnow

 

[woodedbag]

So to recap the CFAA violation timeline:

11/3/2024: Elissa sends an email to Aaron's email address
Sometime between 11/3/2024 and 11/7/2024: Nick illicitly accesses Aaron's email and discovers said email
11/7/2024 - 3:19PM: Nick DMs Elissa, bitching about the contents of the email
11/7/2024 - One of the earliest of BBN's captured Discord logs is Melton talking about having plenty of dirt on Aaron.

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11/9/2024 - Aaron publicly exposes the hack via BBN, Nick and Melton both conceal their intrusion as a setup to trick Aaron, its all a fake!
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11/10/24 - Nick pretty much admits to the crime, but we didn't have a connection yet to why Nick would say this. So no one picked up on it.
Now, we know "even elissa is chipping in" relates to her confidential email to Aaron.
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11/10/24 (BBN uses eurofag time?) - Melton still continues commenting on Aaron's confidential data for three days after Nick DMed Elissa, indicating he was not aware that Nick exposed their prior illicit access.
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It’s now abundantly clear that the illicit access did occur, and that Nick most likely deliberately withheld from Melton the fact that he had already exposed their crimes to both to Elissa and Aaron, allowing Melton to continue incriminating himself for the sake of his own secrecy.
Melton, it’s time to cut ties—Nick has made you an unwitting accomplice to federal offences. Ban him from Hackamania for sabotaging your business.

before we get too far ahead of ourselves how are we sure Aaron didnt share the dms with some retard that then took it back to count crackula and that's why it took four days for him to harass elissa? just food for thought aaron is pretty fuckin dumb!

 

[Strix454]

Now it's a CO-HOST who "assaulted" April:

He is gradually putting the rope around his neck on this as far as defamation goes. He just can't seem to help himself. He has also learned nothing from his defamation case. I'm sure he convinced, just as with Monty, of how clever and cute he is in doing this. But all it takes now is one mistake and he will have created another world of hurt for himself.

 

[thebigdream]

JOHNNY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Being disabled, Johnny was entitled to her pussy under Greer's Law. Sorry buddy boy, you have no leg to stand on here.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

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What a legal genius.
I'm like 50/50 on whether or not Nick will get in trouble for the Digital Tresspass, but if he does he's not beating the allegations he did that shit one hundred.

 

[Swole McPole]

Oh fuck yes. Aaron for the love of GOD please, please don't be overselling this. Nick being re-arrested would be a fucking howler.

If this nigger gets indicted for cyber crimes against the Steel Toe, a third year running win in Lolcow of the Year is an absolute certainty.

I want nothing but the worst for Nick, but knowing that Aaron is effectively retarded, I'll have to wait with bated breath before I take something this serious coming from Aaron as a fact. I want to see an arrest made and news articles.

 

[Folgers Can]

Now it's a CO-HOST who "assaulted" April:

JOHNNY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He already outed Matt as the former co-host in question earlier today. Is he seriously so wetbrained as to forget that decision inside 10 hours?


[X] [A1] [A2]

 

[Vibralldo]

Is he seriously so wetbrained as to forget that decision inside 10 hours?

he's off the wagon and spiraling

 

[Grayback]

Nick is still at it, just making all of the best decisions tonight.

In the most recent Stallyn19 clip, Aaron talks about using quickbooks to handle his finances, and even shows his screen to try to prove some of his recent claims about when April was last paid.

And now Nick is vagueposting about quickbooks stuff on twitter. He just happens to be talking about it, to no one in particular. Not referencing anything, really. What a coincidence!
(link)

Is this the new cope about how Nick didn't ackshually have unauthorized access to Aaron's gmail account? He "knows" all of the stuff that he knows... what, because he was illicitly accessing something else that Aaron was using?

If this is what Nick's referring to:
- https://quickbooks.intuit.com/learn...t-email-quickbooks-desktop/L00d2EZek_US_en_US
I'm not familiar with it, but at a quick glance, I don't see how this would be any different for Nick. It just looks like some kind of email piggybacking/forwarding thing that you run through quickbooks, to automatically send out invoices and other financial stuff like that.
It's still not something that Nick would be allowed to have access to.

So is he talking about something else?
Is he implying that April was sent automatic quickbooks information, which she let Nick look at, and it contradicts Aaron's story somehow?
Or is Nick just conceding the point that he's accessing all of Aaron's shit? Is he just so drunk and/or high that he'd rather try to claim to have more-accurate information about Aaron's finances just so that he can snidely dunk on Aaron on twitter, rather than just shut the fuck up and try not to get rolled by the fucking FBI?

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick says he'll be streaming on the 19th.

Sure. 19th of April? It'll be by the 284th when he actually streams.

If I were Dear Sneeder, I would set up a giant countdown in the happenings Box to this day when NICKOLAS REKEITA TRIUMPHANTLY RETURNS TO STREAMING.

Null did that for Ethan Ralph's piggy hunt. I would imagine it to be something like this:

Random.txt candidate.
The man with his mouth detached to Aaron Imholte's penis can't get his own semen out of his mouth. What a fag.

The insinuation was obvious because (at least at this point) Nick has yet to be convicted of invading someone's personal accounts to break another person's attorney client privilege. It's "It would be a real shame if..." language. When Sean did his conversation with Chud Logic, he mentioned he doesn't like Nick. Wonder why?

This makes sense since he burned Ethan Ralph over that shart stream. Ethan Ralph confided with skelly about his revenge porn case with Faith Vickers. Client & Attorney privilege applied, Skelly at the time claimed that since Ethan Ralph mentioned publicly on his stream that Skelly gave him advice, Client & Attorney privilege was broken. Subsequently, it allowed Skelly to release confidential messages and some information he was privy to, pertaining to the case. Is this true? Paging actual lawyers @AnOminous and @Potentially Criminal. If not, I can see grounds for Ethan Ralph filing an ethics complaint.
Then, we thought it was hilarious. With hindsight, we know Skelly is just an unethical vindictive faggot. Everything Ethan Ralph oinked about the nitrous noser and his busted whore wife turned out to be correct.
It's a rare case where both sides were right.

7th of November at 3:19pm, rekietalaw (disclaimer: not a lawyer) sent this message.
Several days prior to that:

This was featured.
I also love how this moid faggot immediately goes on a nasty misogynist tirade, as if we need more junkie men like him to act as ammo for feminists. Skelly, your wife's nudes are worth $50. Shut up. She gave them away for free. She's the Minnesota Markets, if you will, or the Septic of Spicer, Kart of Kandiyohi, Wheeler of Wilmar. Whatever suits, fag.

11th of November, this was posted:

(A snippet of Aaron Imholte's browsing history, which he somehow had access to.)
Here's a simple explanation: Aaron was self-inserting as the bull and the thought of you watching him ploughing Kayla like the Amish churning butter turns him on greatly.

Meanwhile on Xitter, Nick appears to be ignorant of the fact that there is now third-party corroboration to his felony CFAA violations.
Instead, he continues to argue with his alogs who (rightfully) are sceptical about a drug-fuelled cuckold polycule being conducive to a healthy Christian household.

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"You don't know the story, obese stalker child. I need my Minnesota 6 fuckhole back in my life! April please come back to your Chaos daddy!"

Okay skelly.

 

[just Reading a post]

This shit has been going on for over a year now, and Nick is still finding new ways to hit rock bottom. It is immensely entertaining for me and i assume many others. But it can't be good for his family. To be stuck in the groundhog day of trying to prove the haters wrong and correct the record and do gay ops against his former boyfriends.
I really have a lot of contempt for lolcows with children and family's that are on the hook for their dumb ass decisions.

 

[Swole McPole]

Please sue Crackieta, it would be so incredibly funny that you lose every single defamation lolsuit you're a part of no matter if on the defense, offense or vague counsel.

Can I have the money for another defamation lawsuit mom? Please mom. Just one more? This one is really important to me. Much more important than the Montegraph case. What do you say? Mom? Mommy? Momma? Please? Ma? Just one more lawsuit Moms? Mom...?

tbh, the FBI might just being doing some investigative work after being asked by a small rural PD who does not have the manpower or technical knowledge to properly investigate this.

I'd have thought there'd be nothing the FBI would like better than to go after a white, middle class kinda sorta lawyer for cybercrime. It ticks all their DEI boxes.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Did he say sexual assault or did he imply it with just saying "assault" with "I never said that" sexual overtones.

This is from Melton's chat on April 4th, 2025. The last post (bottom-right) mentions "Aaron's friends" and "sexual assault":

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Nick has teased more information since then leading us to where we are now. It seems Nick wasn't having any luck against Aaron and decided to focus go against Aaron's streaming career via associated friends instead.

Of course, Aaron would be hard-pressed to use this same tactic in retaliation since Nick has already cratered his own streaming career and has no friends.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Aaron has contacted the CYBERPOLICE and the consequences will NEVER BE THE SAME

I read that as Cyborgpolice, and haven’t been able to get the image of Robocop shooting Nick’s Baldo off ever since.