🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[el gordo]

Not saying Mald is any good at updating his game, but that despite all his Blizzard-sourced wisdom of video game shekelmancy he still decides to turn down easy, risk-free money just to virtue signal that he'll never change the price because he's retarded

thats a very easy thing to say when you are making 6 figures a month

 

[potato sack]

thats a very easy thing to say when you are making 6 figures a month

considering the corrected math of the hype train i dont think hes making that much money anymore

i think hes struggling

 

[Forklift Certified]

Nigger cant even uphold his own schedule... (no stream today so 2 missed day in this week, conveniently on the 5th when he need to deliver the shartbound update )

This is how supposed to looks like:

And this is how he done it in the previous (roughly) 2 months:

0:24

This "nigger" ability of pre-planning is closer to an actual nigger... Since feb 3rd he had 0 week without interruption of his schedule.

 

[Meth Reindeer]

Nigger cant even uphold his own schedule... (no stream today so 2 missed day in this week, conveniently on the 5th when he need to deliver the shartbound update )

This is how supposed to looks like:
Wyświetl załącznik 7179061

And this is how he done it in the previous (roughly) 2 months:
Schedule - Copy.mp4

This "nigger" ability of pre-planning is closer to an actual nigger...

It definitely screams of someone doing a thing last minute before their deadline doesn't it? Except, you know, he misses his self-imposed deadline routinely.

I think it was said before, but he could get around these issues by simply banging out multiple "updates" at once, ahead of time, then releasing them later. I guess that's not big brained enough for our Figtree.

 

[Drama keen]

I have come to believe that he means(t?) he will start working on it on the first of the month.
But he still forgot this month...

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

He's doing last minute homework - that's already late by 4 days isn't he?

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

My money on the update being laughably small just like last time (around 120mo) and not being anything major.

If he really wants to have monthly updates he really should start imposing on himself at least one day a week working on his game.

But what am I saying, he's a furry and a coomer and those tends to lack scheduling abilities.

Given how much he streams and how much he's not motivated to work on his game, the logical move would be to employ a dev with his stream money to finish his mess.

But mald's hubris won't allow it

 

[SlyVMan]

Nigger cant even uphold his own schedule... (no stream today so 2 missed day in this week, conveniently on the 5th when he need to deliver the shartbound update )

This is how supposed to looks like:
Wyświetl załącznik 7179061

And this is how he done it in the previous (roughly) 2 months:
Schedule - Copy.mp4

This "nigger" ability of pre-planning is closer to an actual nigger... Since feb 3rd he had 0 week without interruption of his schedule.

This is funny as hell when you realize he posted this in the shartbound update channel on discord

E: Skimming the recent stream, all he did was play MH and talk to primagen or w/e that dudes name is. That's it.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Jason T streaming his ferret concentration camp in black and white, so you really feel like you're watching a WW2 documentary
Very immersive and just a testament to his incredible creativity and artistic vision.

Also he streamed 10+ hours of monster hunter.

To put this into perspective, if you wake up in the morning and count in general household chores, buying/cooking food, a 8 hour shift at a job (can be minimum wage or a vocational/college job), commute, general hygiene and unplanned in town trips, you will spend the majority of your day leaving max 1-3 hours to game if you REALLY want to game. More if you don't plan to sleep for 8 hours. If you have a partner/wife and kids and/or a pet, you might not even have those 1-3 hours.

Nigger cant even uphold his own schedule... (no stream today so 2 missed day in this week, conveniently on the 5th when he need to deliver the shartbound update )

On average, he plays a video game effectively around 8 hours. Calls it work. But I've skimmed where he played non stop sometimes nearing 10 hours. He streams two days back to back, three to two day break, then a stream, break, another stream, three days break, two times back to back.

That means, for the past 7 years of doing this or less, idk when he started streaming, he had 3 days of a break, which if you count in mentally recovering from frying your eyes on blue light, then a day or two break weekly. That leaves 2 days to rest, 1 day to work on the game. Sometimes he even codes ON STREAM. So that's 2 to 3 days sometimes. And he has people working on the game.

Let that sink in. Look:

0:34

The schedule is relatively consistent, yet due to pressure he even skips some streams, which reinforces the fact that out of 7 years making the game, he effectively spent maybe 2 to 4 years give or take. This is legal money laundering.

 

[Billy Bong]

The ferrets ate his homework.

 

[p1138]

6 hours to go for his update that's already 5 days late. Most developers push their updates in the morning, the advantage of which is if something is fucked up they've got the normal business day to fix it. Or will he claim the rest of the timezones up to the international date line will give him bonus time?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

It definitely screams of someone doing a thing last minute before their deadline doesn't it? Except, you know, he misses his self-imposed deadline routinely.

I think it was said before, but he could get around these issues by simply banging out multiple "updates" at once, ahead of time, then releasing them later. I guess that's not big brained enough for our Figtree.

That's probably because the game sounds like it's shallow. From what I've seen in this thread and the game's on steam hub, this game looks like it has nothing but talking with a handful minigames used over and over.

Mald is too incompetent to bang out a dozen minigames to pepper into the game so that leaves writing. Now, I'm not saying writing is easy, but this is no masterpiece we're talking about here. If he sat down for a whole day, he probably should be able to bang out several hours of dialogue. Retards playing this game would lap up just about any written verbose diarrhea he shats out and give the thumbs up. Just write it up and then paste it into the game....unless his dialogue system is so convoluted that even doing that is confusing to him.

Oh wait...

 

[p1138]

It is now 12:05am on the 6th in Mald's timezone, and no update. Hell, will he even get the update out in time for the week? We already know he's too stupid to get the monthly work done early and just be able to coast all month.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Uh oh Heartbound bros:





*Edit* Great minds shitposters think alike

 

[PrestonHolt]

The next update should drop on the 5th of April.

So that was the line on 3rd of April, now it's: "The next update should drop this week." Nice one Jason.


*EDIT*: For clearency he litreally just changed that line in his last update on update post.

 

[Forklift Certified]

Yeeee i done a bunch of shiiiet in the prew update, and i realized last min this month i need to done more shiiieet so Yeeee, How abut playing monster hunter instead *STREACH*

1:21

So its official... Mald can't uphold anything longer than a month, and the "first" "update" solely aimed to remove the abandoned for 14 moths tag.

 

[el gordo]

Yeeee i done a bunch of shiiiet in the prew update, and i realized last min this month i need to done more shiiieet so Yeeee, How abut playing monster hunter instead *STREACH*


malding - Copy.mp4

So its official... Mald can't uphold anything longer than a month, and the "first" "update" solely aimed to remove the abandoned for 14 moths tag.

the joy he takes when he starts talking about monster hunter again is mildly infuriating

 

[Chris Konon]

People are mad that Thor didn’t deliver the patch on 5th.
But he wrote down another 7 timelines.
Animus is 98% ready.
This is manufactured outrage.
*streches*
Insane behaviour.

 

[Forklift Certified]

the joy he takes when he starts talking about monster hunter again is mildly infuriating

Referring to his own self proposed work to "more shit i had to put in" with a slight disgust in his voice just made my day tho.. and the Follow up yeeee with the rare blend of sad & defeated tone is just the cheery on top of that...

looks like im right on the money.

Now the ever looming obligations to finish his game is deeply disgusting him

Nigger truly just want to play vidya game for half a day.

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Nigger... Mald... Jason... THOR... my boy, my buddy... if you ever read this just drop the files in Kiwifarm. Im betting THIS community happy to help you out and finish YOUR game whit an ending will subvert any expectation!

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EDIT:
>BRO Just... Just read the message i altered like 2 time from now one... I know i promised the update for the 1st then the 5th, But how about STFU or Leave ?

0:38

 

[el gordo]

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EDIT:
>BRO Just... Just read the message i altered like 2 time from now one... I know i promised the update for the 1st then the 5th, But how about STFU or Leave ?

mald2 - Copy.mp4

'if yu dont own the game you should shut up and leave'
having payed for the kick starter and not bought the game because its in early access is completely rational
the realization that he is a fail son is slowly dawning on him