🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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What the fuck is that rebar job for the concrete? There's hardly any of it and huge gaps, and most of it is just right on the fucking dirt with nothing acting as a stand-off so it's all just going to corrode and split the concrete via rust jacking and if I recall he's in an area where winter actually exists so freeze/thaw cycles on top of that. And he paid a contractor for this? I'd be pissed.
oh yeah those guys are definitely the laziest, it's a garage you'd think their brains are going "heavy things probably go on this floor".
mald got double scammed
  • the old concrete isn't in good condition nor is it prepped for bonding
  • the dirt never got raked and is probably not even close to somewhat level
  • wet jointed which saves labor for a tradeoff of not being able to roll heavy shit over it, but their joint isn't even straight
  • assuming they did the electrical, i see missing straps and service loops
  • you can still see the fucking bowl float marks in the finish
  • rebar gaps are about twice as big as they should be, and there's no reason there arent long runners across the entire slab
 
oh yeah those guys are definitely the laziest, it's a garage you'd think their brains are going "heavy things probably go on this floor".
mald got double scammed
  • the old concrete isn't in good condition nor is it prepped for bonding
  • the dirt never got raked and is probably not even close to somewhat level
  • wet jointed which saves labor for a tradeoff of not being able to roll heavy shit over it, but their joint isn't even straight
  • assuming they did the electrical, i see missing straps and service loops
  • you can still see the fucking bowl float marks in the finish
  • rebar gaps are about twice as big as they should be, and there's no reason there arent long runners across the entire slab
Even without rolling heavy shit onto it since he's just using it as a mushroom shed or whatever, that gallery is dated 2022, there's no way there aren't huge cracks across it already. I can even understand that maybe Mald isn't a concrete guy for 20 years, but documenting that job with photos and not questioning the fucky rebar just makes no sense to me. Any normal adult at some point in their life has seen construction at some point in time and should be able to figure out that doesn't look right.
 
Ah. Usually he says he always adds ad/sponsored stream somewhere in the stream page (title/description) whenever people ask and this time I'm not really seeing it on the stream page.
the screencap i sent was for the first stream. idk if the second was sponsored, or if his chat liked it enough to stick around

prolly both? idk
 
Ah. Usually he says he always adds ad/sponsored stream somewhere in the stream page (title/description) whenever people ask and this time I'm not really seeing it on the stream page.

He also never indicated that he's gonna play this game or even showed even the slightest bit of interest in the actual game whenever the yasuke thing gets brought up though, which is why I thought him playing it now is strange. iirc whenever a game gets mentioned or brought up and he checks it out, he always says he's interested in it and will check it out (even if he doesn't end up doing it)
You're REQUIRED to disclose sponsors so idk what the fuck he is doing. AFAIK it's FTC regulation too. He has 0 mention of it being sponsored.
the screencap i sent was for the first stream. idk if the second was sponsored, or if his chat liked it enough to stick around
Oh disregard, the first stream did have it
 
Yep.

At best he's just feeding his weird ago. At worst, he's a furry with a fursona of a ferret and used to sell furry skins for video games with tits and shit so you can figure out what may or may not be going on. In either case he's a fucking idiot with mental problems. If this were even just "I like ferrets and have pet ferrets" that could be fine, but mald himself made it into a kink years ago.
Firstly, has Jason ever mentioned growing up with ferrets or did the hoard start after he started achieving online success?

Secondly, mild derail, but I'd be remiss if I didn't mention The Pursuit of Excellence: Ferrets. It's an hour long documentary that aired on PBS circa 2007 and is available on YouTube. I highly recommend it if anyone's interested in ferrets or the charming eccentrics that own them—none of whom appear to be furry degens or pathological narcissists. The song in the following clip has been stuck in my head for nearly 20 years.
 
Firstly, has Jason ever mentioned growing up with ferrets or did the hoard start after he started achieving online success?
His first two ferrets were adopted in 2019. and over the course of 4 years he gathered up seven.
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The FauciScience suggests that the hoarding began when Snails 🄰, one of his first ferrets, died. Notice how the graph starts going up immediately after.
 
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More piratesoftware ignorance on biology, he doesn't understand that your cells already get replaced by nutrients derived from all the other animals of the world, if someone ate ferret 24/7 for 7 years they would still be 100% human and 0% ferret....oh god......is this ignorant misunderstanding why he's collecting all the ferrets???????

But this take is so dumb that even his fans started questioning him, because it shows an extreme ignorance of biology(not a surprise that college-dropout nepobaby mald never bothered paying attention in school)

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More piratesoftware ignorance on biology, he doesn't understand that your cells already get replaced by nutrients derived from all the other animals of the world, if someone ate ferret 24/7 for 7 years they would still be 100% human and 0% ferret....oh god......is this ignorant misunderstanding why he's collecting all the ferrets???????
This is peak, furry gooner fantasy shit that he's projecting onto his following.
 

OnlyFangs, the WoW Hardcore event huge amounts of Twitch streamers were participating in and also the place PirateSoftware exposed himself for being the rat he is has wiped in a raid that they chose to do while servers were being DDoS'd and decided that since Blizzard won't restore their characters (Blizzard has adamantly stated many times they will never restore dead characters) that they are closing up shop and quitting.

Despite saying "we're clearly being targeted" the DDOS'ing has been going on for over a week and likely has nothing to do with them.


Streamer entitlement is amazing.
Crossposting this here since it has to do with Pirate. Haven't seen anyone mention it yet. Pirate has apparently watched clips of it on stream while smirking but I haven't seen it myself since I don't watch his dog shit streams.
 
It really is zero wonder why he hates SKG now.

rebar gaps are about twice as big as they should be, and there's no reason there arent long runners across the entire slab
Oh you and I know the reason why they aren't across the entire slab. That'd cost them more money and they knew this retard was clueless.
They're not even lap splicing it or going all the way across with some of it...
It just stops suddenly. The only thing I can think is they didn't bring enough rebar to do a proper job and used leftover shit to wing it.
I am far from an expert, but it just looks awful.

E: I just noticed there appears to be lots of little wood chips all about the floor. Which is going to rot away and form holes in the concrete too...
 
I'm starting to think Mald really did realize he couldn't cheat in the final part of The Witness so now he's trying to bury its existance by playing anything new at the moment.
I'm guessing he'll resume it only if a fan of his will tease/bait him.

mald gets shit wrong speedrun.
He really has to try and be a know-it-all on everything he touches. This speaks insecurity to me. He has to be an authority on everything otherwise he has nothing. Wonder if that has something to do with him having never been promoted to anything higher than QA, other than being insufferable.

On another note, I think the thread OP needs to be updated with more stuff, such as the roaching incident, him cheating at puzzle games while claiming to be a genius that never looks up answers, and pushing non-updates for Shartbound to remove steam's shit tag of inactivity, not to mention the ferret hoarding situation.
 
His first two ferrets were adopted in 2019. and over the course of 4 years he gathered up seven.
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The FauciScience suggests that the hoarding began when Snails 🄰, one of his first ferrets, died. Notice how the graph starts going up immediately after.
Please stop, we don't need more shittery in this thread. The quintessential component to determining a conclusion with research is by having as much data as possible, you do not even have enough to suggest that this was the cause of the hoarding. His twitch viewers exploded at the beginning of 2024 but his channel was still increasing in views by a significant amount before then (similar to the change in possession of ferrets).
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A more plausible and quite frankly, grounded assumption could made that Jason now has the income to fully give into his desire to house more ferrets than any sane person would even consider of owning.
I would like to assume that this post is just a joke but I cannot deal with more of this psuedo-intellectual bullshit that has cropped up this past week especially with the ChatGPT charity organization claims.
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This thread just like the person responsible for its creation, has the knack on making outlandish claims backed up by ChatGPT and googling shit; Amplified by tourists wanting to cow-tip with the false information provided making everyone look like jackasses. Not harping on anyone specifically here even if the quote is taken from someone but just wanted to use this as an example.
 


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Crossposting this here since it has to do with Pirate. Haven't seen anyone mention it yet. Pirate has apparently watched clips of it on stream while smirking but I haven't seen it myself since I don't watch his dog shit streams.


 

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I would like to assume that this post is just a joke but I cannot deal with more of this psuedo-intellectual bullshit that has cropped up this past week especially with the ChatGPT charity organization claims.


This thread just like the person responsible for its creation, has the knack on making outlandish claims backed up by ChatGPT and googling shit; Amplified by tourists wanting to cow-tip with the false information provided making everyone look like jackasses. Not harping on anyone specifically here even if the quote is taken from someone but just wanted to use this as an example.
Really not sure what your problem with mushroom anon's post is, if you're going to call it trash atleast point out what exactly is trash about it. Pretty much all of his points can be validated with some research.

Something mald's dumbass clearly doesn't do when he asks "wait, do people literally become what they eat?"

He really has to try and be a know-it-all on everything he touches. This speaks insecurity to me. He has to be an authority on everything otherwise he has nothing. Wonder if that has something to do with him having never been promoted to anything higher than QA, other than being insufferable.
Bullshitting is the only thing mald is an authority on, that's why. His only skill is appearing confident on everything and bullshitting, it's even how he won one of his defcon badges[archived link] that he brings up in every single introduction and argument.

When he talks on a subject you have knowledge in, you realise he's just completely ignorant on that topic, and likely a phony in the other areas of his life. It's also why mald's only collabs with other content creators are people who won't push back on him like cohh, Dr.K, prime, devin nash and asmon(on ashes of creation which he has only played once). He weaselled out of debates where he'd be exposed, like taking up ross scott or louis rossman's invitation to debate about SKG, or dan saltman and the adpocalypse.

That's why in onlyfangs, the first collaboration where he wasn't with total pushovers, his real personality and behaviour got exposed. He no longer had control over the situation when he's finally collaborating with larger streamers whose audience wouldn't fall for his bullshit.
 
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Still something to keep an eye on as his revenue flow declines
Most people always manage to spend as much as they make, and streamers seem especially prone to living above their means even once they're wealthy. Something has to go when revenue drops, and I expect some hurt feelings if it starts with the friends he hired.

I would like to assume that this post is just a joke but I cannot deal with more of this psuedo-intellectual bullshit that has cropped up this past week especially with the ChatGPT charity organization claims.
We need to start sending out death squads to execute anyone who posts AI legal analysis text dumps.
 
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