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They went on one trip to Paris, bought a bunch of designer shit, and now the woman of the two is shilling more spells from her dirty house:

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big fan of how all of these self-proclaimed ""witches"" keep hocking their "grimoires" and other bullshit for sale
i feel a majority of them are doing it because they think the aesthetic is a cool ingroup to join or that it's a good way to get money fast but sometimes i wonder how many of them are doing it out of a genuine place of dumbassery. regardless, its really funny how a lot of the time their 'most precious magical object' is just casually listed for sale on tiktok or wherever
 
I'm jealous, these bitches are making bank. I should open a spell shop.
They not be. They're into that manifestation shit, so they may be saying blatantly untrue statements to "force"/manifest that reality.
They think if you believe yourself rich, and act and spend is if you are, then it'll become true. It's why you see people who believe this stuff doing things like spending money on luxury goods; they believe if they can trick themselves into believing more money is coming, it will.
 
Reddit Witches gather to discuss hexing Donald Trump. (archive)
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Top answer, cut in half for comedic effect.
1. Problem with is we'd have to start ignoring Trump, and we literally can't stop seething. We enjoy our impotent 2 minutes of Trump hate multiple times a day far too much for that.
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2. Also JD "Elon Jr" Vance would ascend to the presidency followed by 2 full terms! Be careful with your immense power, witches
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Bardfinn, true and honest female/witch, admits that the powers of jannies worldwide have been ineffective on trump since The Apprentice aired
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They desperately want to live in Star Wars where one super evil guy is the cause of everything bad
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Inshallah, we need to recruit Allah or something.
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Most pragmatic witch reduces the craft to throwing a tantrum at people on TV
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*sigh* TV made witchcraft look far easier, Kiwis.
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Quoting over here because of the topic, and to add some more screenshots.

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Bonus:
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Nobody cares about the obvious answer, which is that the USA is supermajority Christian and Trump is doing pretty much what the people who voted him in thought he was going to do.
 
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