DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Southwest Strangla]

Alright, stayed up extra late and had to clip this cause of how alien this was that it pissed me off.

So, I don't play these life is tumblr games, but I had been following along with Phil's playthrough in the background while I played other games. Basically this girl, Kat, had been coughing the whole game and this was never explained. The whole game has her rebel against her family and mention that she doesn't want to be shackled down by people. Throughout the game, her family, especially her sister and sister's bf are being overprotective of her, then you get to this scene revealing what she has leukemia. 3:15 to see the alien reaction, everything up till it is explaining what's going on. The people that actually cared about the story you can see in chat see this as an extremely sad and emotional moment. Phil's just completely checked out that he has no idea what just happened. Imagine coming to this guy to see the latest, greatest new games.


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It’s because Phil doesn’t care about games. He just want the money, so he passive plays it/ignores the plotIf the whole political grift still worked, every stream he would be saying something is “woke” or something since it’s an easy way to get money. That’s why he still tries to be friends with Kino. He knows their “fans” will dump money to him and could stop playing games. However, this is the hole he dug and there is no way out….maybe if he gets a job at Walmart, but he won’t do that.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

I hope there’s no one left here who thinks Phil isn’t gay after he wore that sweater today holy fuck.

 

[Shark]

Somebody asked for this a few pages back:

do you happen to know. or well anyone
when he got these giant rgb tower things, or what brand they are? I tried sleuthing through a bit, but just gave up. are these the things he controls with that ai rgb program

 

[neger psykolog]

lol



I still can't tell if this guy is for real




this has to be satire? right?

 

[Elbe]

Jace Connors vibes.

 

[dent_whisperer]

I can’t tell if this some dumb ass LARPer or a guy who needs a 72 hold. I wonder how long (if at all) he gets in trouble or, at least, he gets a psych evaluation. He’s still posting. They guy needs some haldol
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Edit: he’s still having a shouting match on Twitter lol
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Smooth brained mortals like us can not comprehend the plane of existence he inhabits.

 

[DerelictOnion]

At least he is using those wrestling moves on himself and not on others.

 

[johnkimble123]

Omg. I'm watching this was completely blown away by the twist in it. One of the girls was all rebelly during the game and the girl starts bleeding from the nose and collapses and it turned out everyone was over protective about her cause she had leukemia.

People were in chat "DSP it's okay to cry". Then Phil goes "What's going on? I was so tuned out. What are you guys talking about in chat? She is dying? Wait she has lueukemia? When did it say that? Just now?!?!"

“Guys I don’t understand why nobody likes when I play RPGs”

Yeah it’s because you don’t even have a fucking clue what’s going on in the game you’re supposedly playing so that people tip you. It’s almost like you’re just going through the motions, and the fact that you’re mentally stunted audience understands that is pretty telling.

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42/150 tonight. He’s going to be pissed tomorrow
Nothing like watching a middle age man crying over money and blaming a video game over it. Lol almost 40min overtime

That rant happening mere hours after he proudly proclaimed he’s not destitute, he’s not broke, he doesn’t have to use pity to make money, oh and he’s just playing a character… so perfect…

Guys he’s not really that sad that he might not have a pizza party now. It’s not that serious, obviously!

(A 42 year old ordering multiple pizzas to have a party with himself & retards on the Internet is a joke in itself though. Something tells me young Phil never got invited to any of these.)

 

[Harract]

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This guy is scary as all hell, and not just because he thinks a "blue collar every man" is a dude who lives with a broken toilet and can't put together a mic stand without a 3 hour tech support stream.

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No ass since 2013? Jesus christ

 

[dent_whisperer]

No ass since 2013? Jesus christ

The more shocking thing was that there was a woman out there with self esteem so low she let this dude smash.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

BUT DON'T FORGET GUYS!!!!!!!!

I don't think she's a lesbian either. Run of the mill bpd slut doing whatever gets her the most male attention.

 

[clipartfan92]

Is he doing lines of Adderall XR? I don't know what other drugs have that format.

Could be morphine sulfate extended release.

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm going to tip DSP $1000 to play ARMY MEN SARGE'S HEROES on the N64 today. Maybe if he played it he would have some actual tactics to protect against hot 19 year old lesbians.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Where were you when the PWRW Vs Detractor war was declared?

 

[neger psykolog]

More screenshots:


A reddit thread about the fucking toy soldier game seems to have a review that someone conveyed from him?

https://old.reddit.com/r/n64/comments/1eg3ho6/anyone_play_this_gem_of_a_game_and_its_sequel/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/IGmtl

he was famous on reddit before his account got suspended:

https://old.reddit.com/r/sg490/comments/1e3yont/pour_one_out_for_my_fallen_brother_realperson113/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/CH9qa

https://search.pullpush.io/?kind=submission&author=realperson113&size=100

this is also him: https://x.com/bpgrinder

https://www.twitch.tv/battlepassgrinder

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I for one am shocked that an unironic DSP fan is a textbook example of a denthead.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

Its incredible that DSP is confused about why WWE is chasing another Hulk Hogan to make a ton of money with. Phil, you've wasted a fortune chasing pictures of him.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

The more shocking thing was that there was a woman

Well he did just say "ass" so let's not jump to conclusions.

 

[Balr0g]

42/150 tonight. He’s going to be pissed tomorrow
Nothing like watching a middle age man crying over money and blaming a video game over it. Lol almost 40min overtime

And let's not forget, he made 360$ on the early stream. Yes you read that right 360$ (though most were memberships and subs).

But god damn if this dumbass on x is real, the Phil really has the dentiest of fanbases. Even ICs comes running back to his goutlord despite dumping thousands of $ on a sweet girl. Let's see what Triple P 8you know the drill) will make out of this whole shitshow

 

[neger psykolog]

But god damn if this dumbass on x is real, the Phil really has the dentiest of fanbases.

It's still a bit hard to tell but it seems likely (that they're real). Their posting history goes back a while and their YT channel goes back even longer.