💪 Tough Guys Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[PaperRoads]

Archive

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May be inactive from making music.

How can I compete against Lil r3vi exploiting the diseased for their fascist propaganda.

Ghost Archive

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The internet seems to be imploding in on itself.

 

[ChonkyNeko]

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Ghost Archive

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The internet seems to be imploding in on itself.

What he means by that is "My shitty hotel wifi is breaking again and i can't read my thread fast enough!"

 

[PaperRoads]

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....And the rest is history!​

 

[Count Grishnackh]

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The most avoidable Lolcow thread.mp4



....And the rest is history!​

Nicely done!

 

[Sandnigger]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7tzJxAOOMI4

Spoiler: Archive

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=7tzJxAOOMI4

A message from your lord and savior Jesus Christ.mp4

He looks rough, he definitely doesn't sleep a lot
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Ok, what the actual fuck is this. Is this a cry for help or too much drugs?
New video.
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Oh, he just wants to get beheaded by a religious group.

 

[PsychoNerd]

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The most avoidable Lolcow thread.mp4



....And the rest is history!​

This HAS to be in the OP. Stellar work.

 

[Spectate]

Guys, Alex is right. Sometimes we really just need to

Give A Nigga A Break.
As preformed by Ailex Hogendorp.​

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Give A Nigga A Break, now with Alex's vocals!

0:35

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Not sure how I feel watching someone physically deteriorate this way. Itches something unpleasant on an instinctual level.

On the other hand, this is the most fun thread in a while. Keep it up Alex.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Not sure how I feel watching someone physically deteriorate this way. Itches something unpleasant on an instinctual level.

On the other hand, this is the most fun thread in a while. Keep it up Alex.

It's like a reality tv version of "Psycho"

In other words, extremely entertaining

 

[CallmeCicada]

How close are we to getting out of Propering Grounds? If we wait another week the thread will be near or over 200 pages. Insane.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Highlights of Alex's activity on the Flex Entertainment Discord server. I can't view everything because a lot of channels are inaccessible to me, but I got as much as I could.

Alex's first two messages.

How Alex got introduced to Flex Entertainment.

Alex is so fucking retarded, powerleveling within the first few messages? NO ONE asked for this.


This guy already spent hundreds of dollars on FL Studio and is about to spend 400 more.
Just to remind you, this is the music he makes with it:

He spent $400 of his fucking tugboat money on that song



The Ebola Hunter appears to have trouble with wasting more of his money.


I thought this was funny.

Spoiler: Boring

Origins of the Ebola Hunter name.


NEW EBOLA HUNTER (dead link)

Lil SteveMC is this guy. Surprisingly not a sock.

I don't think these albums ever got released.

Mr.Hogendorp (adopted) HATES RAP

Spoiler: Boring

I guess these did get released. Maybe it's on soulseek or archive.org somewhere but I don't care enough to track it down.

The Ebola Hunter is struggling to find inspiration.

more sperging about health conditions + shitty music.


I don't have anything to add to this either. I just thought that it was funny.

More collaboration.
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More shitty music

Some poll

STAHP POWELLEVELING!!!!

MORE SHITTY MUSIC!!!!!!


Visionary Alex gives his predictions for the future of rap music.

More promotion of his shitty music.

If anyone wants to try to find his shitty album, here is its discogs page (edited by Jayfive of course)

What the fuck? This guy actually went to college? He should be finished with his course now and have a real job. I wonder what went wrong.

You can specify for your music to appear in any or all of the following services:

• Spotify
• Apple Music
• iTunes
• Instagram & Facebook
• TikTok
  - Luna
  - Capcut
• YouTube Music
• Amazon.com
• Pandora - For more info, click HERE
• Deezer
• TIDAL
• iHeartRadio
• ClaroMusica
• Saavn
• Anghami
• Boomplay
• Snapchat - More info HERE
• NetEase
• Tencent, which includes the following services:
  - QQ Music
  - Kugou Music
  - Kuwo Music
  - WeSing
• Pretzel - Beta, More info HERE
• TouchTunes - More info HERE
• Audiomack - More info HERE
• Qobuz
• Joox - More info HERE
• Kuack Media Group - Beta, More info HERE
• Plus many smaller outlets through MediaNet, such as Dubset.

That's another hundred accounts. How many fucking accounts does this guy have?

Spoiler: Boring

Oh, I guess this album isn't lost. It was just so shit that every search engine refused to index it.


Track here

more shitty music

lol.

announcement.

Spoiler: Boring

Alex did something retarded and got muted.

No one likes Alex's fetish art. He truely is the most oppresed person to exist.


Oh no.

something something quality over quantity something something this can not count as real music.




Why does he think he will become famous? There is no way this guy only has autism, he also has to be completely delusional or something.





Is this the ear infection?

Oh it is!

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I am working on an archive of the Flex Entertainment Discord server but is taking a while.

 

[Spectate]

If you were wondering why we weren't getting many updates on Joshua/@PurpleH4ck3rz that is because all three of his main channels got terminated. Rest In PISS. #PACKWATCH

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Joshua has now moved to @ThePurpleSacramentan5

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The KiwiFarms wins once again!

 

[PaperRoads]

GREATEST RANDOM_TXT



Seems like this will be another double post

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Spoiler: Archive

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=I-0P4Wt964U

10:21

Spoiler: AI Transcript

00:00:02 all right everyone um I'm just going to put it straight here this is I'm I'm planning this to be possibly my last YouTube video and no it's not because of kiwi Farms it's not because of that it's actually because of the website itself YouTube Here's come a day where YouTube is just going to implode on itself it's just going to sweep us under the rug in favor of generative AI basically maximize their profits the end times seems to be here I've I I don't want to mention who is getting hit hard by this

00:01:01 but a friend of mine has been getting attacked by sudden Channel terminations out of nowhere sudden Channel terminations out of nowhere basically with no reason no explanation it's just apocalypse without reason it's disaster without reason it just won't tell you why it happens now I'm just going to keep it as this even though I'm recommended to stop making videos at this point what is there to YouTube anymore um basically okay there's this website called preserve tube basically um go on it archive whatever

00:01:58 video you want to put on it basically before hits the fan on me and everyone else this could happen to everyone the apocalypse is coming this this is like this is like everything is unfolding basically like AR whatever you want to keep on there even if it means the garbage videos I announce you can do that I just don't care anymore anyways I'm not going to go on bit shoot I'm not going to go on bitshoot I I hate fit shoot I hate Odyssey see I hate any website that just platforms allright content

00:03:07 basically I hate those websites and about about two weeks ago I had a warning strike on my Channel about a video I made over I think almost eight years ago YouTube thought it was fine until they decid to just take it down out of nowhere for um just I'm just going to be honest it probably does violate their guidelines on harmful and dangerous content so I I'll let you be the judge on whether or not I I deserve this but at least there was an explanation given as to why I was I was a I was a bag basically I was a bag

00:04:01 but this isn't about me it's about it's about the Great Purge that could just basically end all YouTube so just before it gets bad I just might as well just say goodbye YouTube my other social medias are basically private so honestly I don't I don't want a life where I become a public figure but that's kind of wrecked anyways but you know again I'm sorry I'm Sor I decided not to make any more videos I only do photographs of my I'm only going to do photographs of my Runnings and putting on Facebook for my

00:05:03 friends to see basically archive those but there's one channel I have that is like over 28,000 videos of just random recording scenery I can't afford to lose all the it's over it's almost like 10 years of my life just down the drain you know down the drain those are like I made Channel made for memory sake about you know the the fairground recordings and the Silverwood and basically that I'm honestly genuinely terrified now granted the 28,000 videos is how I how was I able to be doxed anyway again probably not a good idea to do

00:06:09 that anyways probably not a good idea to put yourself out there when you know eventually you'll be taken down without any reason whatsoever this is this is scorched earth like you won't believe it seems like YouTube systems are going mad whether it's probably whether it's going to whether it's because of a glitch a Chrono massive ejection whatever it's okay everyone embryo Sheldon anyone you warn they're coming after me they're coming after you nobody's safe nobody safe I've seen this unfold in my own

00:07:04 eyes I don't know if this is an instance of some sort of glitch of some sort of where it's going to be like doing it incrementally and then stop and then incrementally or it's just the beginning of the purge as a whole I am losing my over this I'm losing losing my over this basically for whatever reason it's not going pretty well I've seen my friend get terminated repeatedly today repeat repeatedly these channels were taken down repeatedly if this could happen to him this could happen to me this could

00:08:12 happen to any of you guys but you know what it's more important for me to just take a break from uploading videos anyways since I'm at this stage but I I really want to give you this public service announcements I really really really want to get before you get devastated for no reason whatsoever because something weird has happened this this is insane Insanity doesn't cut it there's no word to describe this there's nowhere to describe this maybe the next day a Chron Master ejection might set off the nukes

00:09:00 and we all be living in a threads likee situation I don't know but for the time being I'm just going to burn out no more no more no more this is it this is it giving you guys a fair warning you're next I'm not trying to be a prophet but you're next you're next the dark ages of the internet has been fully realized they're pushing you up to pushing the generative AI it's not about you it's not about it's about them it's about them I'm SC I can't sleep tonight I can't sleep tonight because of this because what's going on with

00:10:18 YouTube

 

[CallmeCicada]

I'd just like to take a moment out of this thread to talk about the poor life of a commissioned artist. There are actual artists that worked on some art for him. Imagine, there you are somebody with actual talent and skill, maybe you went to art school. Maybe you were the best kid in the class who was the one among all your friends that had that ability to create images and to build worlds with a pen, and people respected that. And as you grew older you thought you were going to have the most amazing career possible. You were going to set the world on fire. You finally move into your own place it's time to pay the bills, and what happens? You end up drawing pictures online, for people like Alex, that only want to request armless blind potato nuggets that get their dick hard.
How wretched and depressing does that shit have to be. Being inundated with this shit constantly, having somebody come up to them and say "draw me a chicken man vomiting out a girl". "Draw me a Five Nights at Freddy's picture", "I want to see a furry gang bang".

When all they want to do is create fucking art.

 

[Red flaming panda]

>I'M DONE WITH MAKING VIDEOS!1!!1!
Ok, see you tomorrow

 

[Spectate]

Seems like this will another double post

Lets see how long this lasts, who's betting for under a day?

"It's not because of The KiwiFarms" COPE HARDER.
e: Is he talking about Joshua's channel terminations? Nigga if you posts someone's address on YouTube you'll get terminated, retard.

 

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Seems like this will be another double post

This isn't the first time this happened, but now he isn't using bitchute.
Alex, have you heard of Peertube? It's like Oydsee and Bitchute except more left leaning. You would fit well there.
Also, you aren't a public figure. You got a few dozen people following you on the farms, and a few dozen more following you from your trolling days. They can't affect your real life in any way.

 

[bear hammer]

Alex is one of those guys who seems completely incapable of self reflection. He cycles through so many usernames and projects like he's trying to outrun his own reputation, but every time he resurfaces, it's the same pattern of delusion, wasted money, and high self importance. And the way he always spreads his fetish art everywhere he goes is fascinating, like a dog marking its territory

 

[The Noticer]

Has he made any "music" with lyrics? Or is it exclusively recordings of him dumping the silverware on the floor?

 

[PaperRoads]

Well hopefully, you'll stop uploading so much on the internet Alex.

I myself won't be as active as I am now, as I am planning on actually learning art myself! (Self-taught)

So I'd like to thank Alex for showing me what not to do as an "artist"

(If he still uploads, I hope that some of you Kiwis will be able to pick up my slack sometimes )