DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[M0L0K]

What the hell was this tangent about the girl streamer? Calling her a thot and a slut. Calm the fuck down, Phil. And the way he then transitioned into doing the Ashtroon (that's what I call him, Ashtroon) style e-begging and then looking at the Wendy's menu was super jarring. Dude is well and truly gone, mentally.

Yeah when he was telling chat to calm down it couldn’t be more obvious he was just talking to himself. Man has no internal monologue

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

I'm already hearing Phil five years in the future during the third "Ressurgence" arc:

"I used to react badly to troll bait. My detractors clip me out of khantext, send it to her, and now I'm the jerk, right?" sips from the mug "But it is what it is. I was in a bad mood back then. Now I stay in my lane, pahsitive, having fun, and doing my khantent."

 

[Poo Twister]

It really spotlights how he’s just a miserable old fuck. He knows NOTHING about her other than she’s getting money from a dent, and yet she’s a slut. He also had to stop himself from calling her a bitch too, instead calling her a shit or something.

Sure, I'm not the authority on E-girls as I'm a fag lord, but she certainly doesn't come across as one. She absolutely doesn't deserve to be called a slut by Cunt features. She just seems to be having a robust and meaningful time with the community.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

So Piggy is dying in the hill of ain't nothing wrong with saving videos of girls in half a dozen playlists and not the whole innumerable X accounts bugging actual slots? Sure Jan.

 

[UsedUp]

I interupt this broadcast to bring you some news everyone.

DSP has outlived another

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

HE'S PRETENDING TO NOT KNOW WHO LEX IS AFTER "SHE" GIFTED MEMBERSHIPS AHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I bought gas today. The fool that I am, I forgot that the money I spent belongs to the King. My humblest apologies, my liege.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

*Popcorn*

dspslut.mp4

That's the most feminine "slut" I've ever heard. Linda truly wanted a daughter and we got this sissy.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

The "smell" is cologne apparently. He's denying he sniffed it.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Hoping to see DSP appear on Livestreamfails or something after that outburst.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Someone has to call the hotel room where Triple P is now watching Andy bang a black hooker from the Cuck Chair. He has to come back from vacation: Phil is trying a coup to bring back Derich and is crashing out

 

[snort inquisition]

"it's unfair to me to hold me responsible for allowing a sex pest porn addicted freak pedophile in my community and giving him special treatment, i kept him in the chat because he was nice in the chat"

he needs to get hit by a truck , the truck needs to back up over him and hit him a second time

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Hoping to see DSP appear on Livestreamfails or something after that outburst.

"it's unfair to me to hold me responsible for allowing a sex pest porn addicted freak pedophile in my community and giving him special treatment, i kept him in the chat because he was nice in the chat"

he needs to get hit by a truck , the truck needs to back up over him and hit him a second time

0:05

 

[Crooked 16th]

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

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She also shout out TBS lol

 

[Guinan's hats]

"it's unfair to me to hold me responsible for allowing a sex pest porn addicted freak pedophile in my community and giving him special treatment, i kept him in the chat because he was nice in the chat"

What kills me about this is, of course, that Derich was a fucking terror in DSP's chat. He wasn't nice or chill or positive at all. The actual, legitimate dents hated Derich almost more than detractors because all he did was spam inane bullshit, often derailing the stream, and you couldn't talk shit to him or Phil would ban you.

 

[shekelshoah666]

So he sprays large amounts of cologne on himself before he streams in a closed stuffy room. So much so that it shows up visibly on his camera enough for him to go change sweaters cause he is self conscious.

 

[DerelictOnion]

I've browsed a lot of threads on this site and seen some real degenerates and assholes. It's honestly quite an accomplishment that DSP manages to stand alone amongst all of them as the most abrasive person of them all. He might not be as bad as some of them, but he's such a uniquely annoying person.

This is very relevant right now, holy shit.

 

[Crooked 16th]

The queen is cooking

 

[johnkimble123]

Everything Phil has done for money in the last 6 months:

• Play dress up, putting on outfits for $$$
• Ate meals on camera for $$$
• Shown feet for $$$
• "Worked out" for $$$ (barely can call 1 bitch pushup working out)
• Danced for $$$
• Let people degrade his family for $$$ (PPP saying his wife gained a lot of fucking weight to his face)
• Makes whole segments about making $$$, rewards after making $$$, what those rewards would be
• Shown underwear on camera for god knows what reason
• Pretends to be a gamer but is obviously just doing it as a distraction between asking for $$$
• Preys on socially awkward people to make $$$

I mean, Phil, I hate to say it but you're more of a cam whore than most cam whores Phil. Fuck you even wear outfits that show off your tits, not that anybody other than some of your weirdest dents want to see them.