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[sneedem&feedem]

Saltydkan wants to be more of an annoying faggot as a political stance or something.

https://x.com/saltydkdan/status/1888914133958988127

 

[Colon capital V]

Saltydkan wants to be more of an annoying faggot as a political stance or something.

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https://x.com/saltydkdan/status/1888914133958988127

Annoying faggot yeah, but bro really caught this nigga in 4K

 

[56 others]

Halo loretubers are universally the biggest retards in space. Cant pronounce words, have shit grammar, and dont even get the fucking lore right.

It's halo, there isnt that much lore, how do you get it wrong?

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

Annoying faggot yeah, but bro really caught this nigga in 4K
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I'm enjoying this.

https://nitter.poast.org/SenseiAnother/status/1888985027381235827#m

https://xcancel.com/SenseiAnother/status/1888985027381235827#m (if first link doesn't work, hop there)

https://nitter.poast.org/SenseiAnother/status/1889000455315075225#m
https://xcancel.com/SenseiAnother/status/1889000455315075225#m (in case the first link doesn't work)

 

[Unreal Tournament]

Well, I just came across a logo-obsessed autistic furry. This guy's sperg accent makes him sound constantly out of breath.

 

[Life is Hell...]

Annoying faggot yeah, but bro really caught this nigga in 4K
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This guy just doesn't know when to shut the hell up...

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Found a schizo incel Turkic mongol on YouTube who wants Revenge on Emma Watson for giving him uncontrollable orgasms in his feet after he asked for a footjob.
This guy deserves a thread methinks.

 

[Metamorpho]

What an irritating voice.

 

[Trollistic]

YouTube Jannies suck nigger anus, they get mad when you say some swear words or use copyrighted characters in your videos, yet they don’t mind brainrotting content like ESLAGATE (especially when this kind of shit content uses copyrighted characters)

 

[Lankybox Enjoyer]

YouTube Jannies suck nigger anus, they get mad when you say some swear words or use copyrighted characters in your videos, yet they don’t mind brainrotting content like ESLAGATE (especially when this kind of shit content uses copyrighted characters)

99% of YouTube moderation is done by bots, so anyone who knows how they work can basically post whatever they want as long as they don't bring insane attention to themselves.

 

[Colon capital V]

This shit is actually pathetic.

"Hey guys seeing as our very foundation is completely fucked and biased to an unbelievable degree for god knows how long, orange man wants to severe our funding from researching useless shit like giving rats massages, so now you should be a good little Goyim and complain to the government to keep giving us funding and that you should also give us money directly as well as to these other creators."

6/10 grift, should've shilled for soyence merch.

 

[Ainchiemi]

Eddache is bothered films didn't suck girlcock like he does back in the 00's with doris and coping that "tranny lovers now thankfully have done it now". He says prince charming was a metrosexual parody and goes on about wings in the 18th century breaking heteronormatiy back then. There's a George Floyd mention about the "Cops" parody in the references section.

 

[pollution jim]

Can't use my 10 year old laptop to watch youtube without it overheating anymore. Every 2 years when moore's law happens again somehow there's more room for jewgle's pajeet codemonkeys to spaghettify the code some more and fuck with the layout adding new features no one asked for. It's just a video playing website, why you gotta do this

 

[huesofmercury]

 

[Lerias]

Since we are on the topic of YouTube comments, has anyone had this weird issue where the top comments filter seems to have shat itself??? It's giving one actual typical top comment and then giving a weird unrelated comment often with 0 likes, which it seems to grab from the latest comments filter.

And even weirder, changing the filter to the latest comments one still gives you the real latest comments? It's confusing. I want to know if it's not just me experiencing this.

 

[slim]

The YouTube comments system is one of the worst I've seen and is gradually getting worse it seems, I'm experiencing that aswell to the point where if I write 2 paragraphs or more my comment gets shadowbanned, abunch of words are shadowbanned, wish there was a list somewhere.

I'm assuming why it does grab comments with zero likes is because there's a robot trying to put comments that it thinks are related at the top to better provide information about the video?

 

[Eleanan son of Ariorgim]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9lQcY9pqiFYhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=NCx3P7bi4YQhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=XU9y2i0ANfkhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=oXRNySxUA9A
Found a schizo incel Turkic mongol on YouTube who wants Revenge on Emma Watson for giving him uncontrollable orgasms in his feet after he asked for a footjob.
This guy deserves a thread methinks.

Looked up his name in Hebrew and found out that he apparently got sued by someone for violent harassment (he failed to appear and was ordered to pay 10,000 shekels):

Spoiler: Excerpt (with translation)

מציגה לביהמ"ש סרטון שבו רואים את הנתבע מחוץ לדירה שלנו צועק לנו שנפסיק להרעיש הוא היה
מגיע אלינו ודופק בדלת שלנו, בועט בדלת בברוטאליות, בשעות לא סבירות, הסרטון שביהמ"ש רואה
זה מסביבות 06:00 בבוקר. שומעים את בעלי צועק לו שלא יעלה לפה יותר. היו גם מקרים של אלימות
בינו לבין בעלי אנו החלטנו לעזוב את הדירה כי זה פגע לנו בכל צורה בחיים שלנו וזה פגע בילדים,
הבת הגדולה שלי מפחדת לגור שם והיא ישנה איתי במיטה בגלל הדבר הזה.
I present to the court a video where the defendant is seen outside of our apartment screaming at us to stop making noise he came to us and was knocking on our door, brutally kicking the door, at an unreasonable time, the video the court is seeing is from around 6 AM. My husband is heard screaming at him to not go upstairs here anymore. There were also violent incidents between him and my husband we decided to leave the appartment as it affected our lives in every way and it affected the children, my eldest daughter is scared of living there and she sleeps in my bed due to this.

Spoiler: First page

Source
Considering Kitan is an exceedingly rare surname (and a few of Tamir's videos complaining about noisy neighbors), I'm fairly certain this is him.
He's been mentioned a couple of times but I haven't seen anyone mention the lawsuit.

 

[Colonel Ramrod]

YouTube Jannies suck nigger anus, they get mad when you say some swear words or use copyrighted characters in your videos, yet they don’t mind brainrotting content like ESLAGATE (especially when this kind of shit content uses copyrighted characters)

At this point I’d say elsagate is a little dated more like goofy ahh Ohio memes and skibidi toilet lol
Reference: I have a 9 year old son I watch YT with to ensure he doesn’t watch too much retardation

 

[Bkornblume]

I have it even worse. My top comments filter has gotten so bad, on some videos it has become identical to the latest comments filter.

Fix your shit YouJew.

 

[Colon capital V]

Since we are on the topic of YouTube comments, has anyone had this weird issue where the top comments filter seems to have shat itself??? It's giving one actual typical top comment and then giving a weird unrelated comment often with 0 likes, which it seems to grab from the latest comments filter.

And even weirder, changing the filter to the latest comments one still gives you the real latest comments? It's confusing. I want to know if it's not just me experiencing this.

Something fucky is definitely going on with how the top comments are displayed. Comments as recent as a month, week, day, or even an hour show up despite not having any likes. Is this them trying to test buried comments getting a spotlight? Either way JewTube breaks something and causes issues, more news @ 11.