🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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The "Stop Killing Games" stuff drew a notable portion of his audience away and started making the internet slowly turn on him, if at least put a more critical eye onto him. That's about the time that his thread here started to gain a little more steam. The WoW thing was just the big incident that really tarnished his image.

SKG showed people that he's a corporate boot licker through and through.
The WoW drama showed people that he has a fragile ego that can't admitt fault.

Most of the other dramas were more minor. Something needs to still happen to show how much of a fraud he is. It has to be clear enough, that even the average Jason fan realizes it.

But I wonder what the next big thing is with him. Perhaps he gets shit on so much for the next Heartbound Update that he removes it from Steam and deletes the source code from everywhere live on stream. I think that would upset the diehard HB supporters a lot.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

But I wonder what the next big thing is with him. Perhaps he gets shit on so much for the next Heartbound Update that he removes it from Steam and deletes the source code from everywhere live on stream. I thino that would upset the diehard HB supporters a lot.

March 1st patchnotes:
- Added % character to font
- A new beginning awaits... (added a new start button)
- 400 TB of sloppy furry porn (it's for the ARG)

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

The "Stop Killing Games" stuff drew a notable portion of his audience away and started making the internet slowly turn on him, if at least put a more critical eye onto him. That's about the time that his thread here started to gain a little more steam. The WoW thing was just the big incident that really tarnished his image.

For me, it was the Shit Gnome. To just leave that little guy all alone in plainview on the sink of a shared bathroom is clear-cut abuse of a fairytale creature.

 

[412-L]

>"i see jason bruteforcing answers instead of solving it"

Big brain Mald bruteforcing a logic puzzle.

Bruteforcing a logic puzzle is a very on-brand solution for Jason, a “programmer” who has never seen a problem he’s not willing to solve with a global array and switch statements.

"The game no longer crashes on September 2nd every year." ...just how was this a thing?

That reminds me of that one Linux bug where OpenOffice wouldn’t print on Tuesdays.

 

[Joe Headroom]

It finally came out of the paywall, so no more potato quality. Here's the Malding in 1440p
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z1dh49O6LNM(preservetube) (ghostarchive)
Edit: Guess I'm doing my part in the spread

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Jason seeks to disprove he's a nepobaby, but only proves the rule instead.

Your own manager went out of his way to apologize to your father, Jason, because he thought your father was momentarily inconvenienced because some low-level employee spoke to him. That's the kind of culture and power your father had in that company. Your manager not knowing who your father is proves how insignificant you were because you're incapable of shutting the fuck up about your father.

Furthermore, the HR department and hiring managers knew who you were. The company pays your family's medical insurance, they have your name on file through your father's insurance. You also literally handed over a copy of your birth certificate to HR, and completed a background check with them. I wouldn't be surprised if you listed your father as a personal reference on your resume as well.

Nobody calls you a nepobaby because you got an opportunity through your father. You'd be hard pressed to find anyone here turning down a job at Blizzard just after graduating high school. You're called a nepobaby because you provided nothing of substantial value to the company. You squandered a golden opportunity only to work in QA for 5 years. You had every advantage and that was the best you could accomplish.

 

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Jason seeks to disprove he's a nepobaby, but only proves the rule instead.

Your own manager went out of his way to apologize to your father, Jason, because he thought your father was momentarily inconvenienced because some low-level employee spoke to him. That's the kind of culture and power your father had in that company. Your manager not knowing who your father is proves how insignificant you were because you're incapable of shutting the fuck up about your father.

Furthermore, the HR department and hiring managers knew who you were. The company pays your family's medical insurance, they have your name on file through your father's insurance. You also literally handed over a copy of your birth certificate to HR, and completed a background check with them. I wouldn't be surprised if you listed your father as a personal reference on your resume as well.

Nobody calls you a nepobaby because you got an opportunity through your father. You'd be hard pressed to find anyone here turning down a job at Blizzard just after graduating high school. You're called a nepobaby because you provided nothing of substantial value to the company. You squandered a golden opportunity only to work in QA for 5 years. You had every advantage and that was the best you could accomplish.

He himself has stated he got hired at blizzard due to nepotism multiple times in the past. I can only assume he's claiming otherwise now because just the thought of insane lsf redditors getting any kind of W sets off his anxiety attacks.

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HELP ME KHRONOS

 

[gorgon]

Going off a mention of her old FurAffinity name a few pages back, I ended up finding some disturbing details in his girlfriend Shaye's online past, like cubfur and other graphic furry sex drawings. Also some additional username/socials info that I hadn't seen mentioned before ITT. Reckon it's worth posting, or are we more interested in Jason milk? Forgib me for asking but I've yet to make a post on KF that included archived anything/multiple images before and figured I'd ask before I try.

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

Going off a mention of her old FurAffinity name a few pages back, I ended up finding some disturbing details in his girlfriend Shaye's online past, like cubfur and other graphic furry sex drawings. Also some additional username/socials info that I hadn't seen mentioned before ITT. Reckon it's worth posting, or are we more interested in Jason milk? Forgib me for asking but I've yet to make a post on KF that included archived anything/multiple images before and figured I'd ask before I try.

I assume you are asking how to make long posts, if it's images and small files you can just click the attach files and use that, it should be self explanatory, as for the rest most of what you should want to use is in the top tab of the comment bar, spoilers and video insertion is in the 3 points.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

Going off a mention of her old FurAffinity name a few pages back, I ended up finding some disturbing details in his girlfriend Shaye's online past, like cubfur and other graphic furry sex drawings. Also some additional username/socials info that I hadn't seen mentioned before ITT. Reckon it's worth posting, or are we more interested in Jason milk? Forgib me for asking but I've yet to make a post on KF that included archived anything/multiple images before and figured I'd ask before I try.

DON'T MENTION THEM BEFORE ARCHIVING FIRST. USE ARCHIVE.IS OR GHOSTARCHIVE.ORG.

 

[Binary-Tyrant]

The "Stop Killing Games" stuff drew a notable portion of his audience away and started making the internet slowly turn on him, if at least put a more critical eye onto him. That's about the time that his thread here started to gain a little more steam. The WoW thing was just the big incident that really tarnished his image.

Never saw this guy being super popular like people say tbh. Sure he slowly started popping up and had zero critics among his followers, but I never felt like he ever broke out of his retarded niche like many other streamers do.

First I saw of him was in a short where he claimed that the majority of IT people are furries and I was like this guy's a furry for sure and if he's a furry then he's most definitely a degenerate. Didn't really know he was that popular until ThePrimeagen made a video with him and hit a million views from his usual average of 100k.

Speaking of ThePrimeagen, apparently Maldy was the one to convince him to leave his high paying Netflix job to become a streamer. I mean it paid off but to this day ThePrimeagen seems to align himself with Mald. Made a video about SKG where he just pretty much agreed with him and got shat on in the comments. Honestly, theprimeagen is his own brand of cancer at this point.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Going off a mention of her old FurAffinity name a few pages back, I ended up finding some disturbing details in his girlfriend Shaye's online past, like cubfur and other graphic furry sex drawings. Also some additional username/socials info that I hadn't seen mentioned before ITT. Reckon it's worth posting, or are we more interested in Jason milk? Forgib me for asking but I've yet to make a post on KF that included archived anything/multiple images before and figured I'd ask before I try.

Post and archive everything.
Jason reads this thread.
They will delete everything that you don't archive.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Going off a mention of her old FurAffinity name a few pages back, I ended up finding some disturbing details in his girlfriend Shaye's online past, like cubfur and other graphic furry sex drawings. Also some additional username/socials info that I hadn't seen mentioned before ITT. Reckon it's worth posting, or are we more interested in Jason milk? Forgib me for asking but I've yet to make a post on KF that included archived anything/multiple images before and figured I'd ask before I try.

I hope you already archived whatever you've found, even just a dump of links for others to sift through would be enough if its properly attribited to her and archived

 

[reactionary]

He himself has stated he got hired at blizzard due to nepotism multiple times in the past.

Do you have clips of that?

 

[Gravemind]

Never saw this guy being super popular like people say tbh. Sure he slowly started popping up and had zero critics among his followers, but I never felt like he ever broke out of his retarded niche like many other streamers do.

The algorithm started pushing him more in the last year or two, increasing his reach. Plenty of other Kiwis have mentioned they got his shorts recommended to them randomly, which is where they first started hearing of him.

 

[gorgon]

I assume you are asking how to make long posts, if it's images and small files you can just click the attach files and use that, it should be self explanatory, as for the rest most of what you should want to use is in the top tab of the comment bar, spoilers and video insertion is in the 3 points.

Thanks! I was moreso trying to get a consensus on whether or not we cared about Shaye milk. If so I'll write something up shortly. And fwiw, most of the stuff I found had already been scrubbed; I only uncovered it via Wayback.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

The algorithm started pushing him more in the last year or two, increasing his reach. Plenty of other Kiwis have mentioned they got his shorts recommended to them randomly, which is where they first started hearing of him.

What happened for me and somehow despite constantly clicking "don't recommend this channel" repeatedly he would still pop up, usually beginning a clip with something along the lines "AS YOU GUYS KNOW MY DAD WORKED FOR BLIZZARD...."

 

[my penis is on fire]

I was moreso trying to get a consensus on whether or not we cared about Shaye milk.

Absolutely. It might not have been her idea to fill the house with ferrets, but she's an enabler of Mald's behavior and her veterinary credentials are dubious at best. Post whatever you got.

 

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Do you have clips of that?

This Lebrowski guy has a couple in his video at 25:39. I believe the clips are itt somewhere too, but I couldn't point you to the post.

EDIT:
Also if I'm wrong about us having the clips or the video gets taken down, it was archived here.

PreserveTube, Ghost Archive, local:
f1AzZXQ-IIE.mp4

 

[itogi]

If so I'll write something up shortly. And fwiw, most of the stuff I found had already been scrubbed; I only uncovered it via Wayback.

Archive Wayback pages to Ghost Archive, just in case.

 

[cockape]

Thanks! I was moreso trying to get a consensus on whether or not we cared about Shaye milk. If so I'll write something up shortly. And fwiw, most of the stuff I found had already been scrubbed; I only uncovered it via Wayback.

Wayback can be scrubbed (as seen with Bambu iirc)