What if humans breathed through their anus?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

What if instead of breathing through their nose(or mouth), humans evolved to breathe through their anus?

Would this improve society?

 

[Whatevermancer]

>Sit down
>Can't breathe
>Die

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Coughing would pose some real problems.

 

[Tanaka Naoki]

Finally, someone posts something good on this fucking website.

yes of course this would improve society, If we all breathed through our anus then women wouldn't wear pants. This is a net benefit for society and would end at least two major military conflicts.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I wouldn't be able to swim so it'd be hell.

 

[Sean_Igger]

Life would be noisy as hell.

 

[Hitchhiker]

I would sit at the bottom of ponds and eat fish that passed by. Maybe bite off a couple people's extremities

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I wouldn't be able to swim so it'd be hell.

Turtles can swim just fine. Embrace anal breathing.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

No, it wouldn't improve society, but it wouldn't change it much either.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Imagine the smell...