💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Xarpho]

Willing to lay down real money there's some woman out there that has some real stories about Nick spending all 4 years of high school obsessing over her.

I'm still of the opinion that despite turning out to be a shitty person and a good part of that was covered up, I don't think he was always a shitty person.

Back in the days when Rackets wasn't a coke fiend, I remember him saying on The Dick Show something like "There are some things I wished I did differently but I'm happy with the life I have now and how it turned out" (this being back in 2019). I did some digging and I found it since it also had the interview with the "Bagel Boss" manlet and that's the only episode where both of them show up. Notice that Nick sounds VERY different than now because that was before the substance abuse, in the actual way that he speaks. More upbeat, more optimistic.

At 1:46:20 in we start getting this exchange.

Nick: I don't hide from my--I'm not ashamed in my life in any way. A lot these guys, they...
Dick: (cutting in) I wish I could say that.
Sean: Oh wow, that must be amazing.
Dick: (laughing) Wow. (Nick tries to speak, but he cuts him off) So you have mirrors in your house that aren't shattered from you smashing them with glasses and hammers and stuff?
Nick: I'm not saying that I don't have stuff that I wish went differently...
Dick: (disappointed) Oh...
Nick: I'm just saying that everything brought me to now. So what the hell am I complaining about? But either way, they come out here and say, "oh you don't have experience" or whatever...as Kiwi Farms is going through and finding out who some of these guys are.
Dick: Yeah.
Nick: One of these guys is a Minnesota lawyer, "I'm just this new attorney, I don't know anything, I don't do any cases" and then they found out who he was...he's been lawyering less time than I have. He's a junior associate at a criminal defense in the Twin Cities--
Dick: Oh, great.
Nick: And he has no--his bar number is associated with zero cases in Minnesota. And that's not a slight on the guy! I'm not even criticizing his experience in any way...why you are lying about who you are, that's the question. That stuff pisses me off.

It felt likable and genuine at the time. Was a manipulative douchebag even back then, in 2019? Perhaps. Maybe I just don't know Nick well enough but he doesn't seem to have the talent or skill to ever pull off some grand manipulative sociopath angle when he's losing fans with each stream these days.

 

[Stiffy]

So has it been verified and confirmed Nick was a male cheerleader at some point?
If so he's a faggot, in the closet, or not, period dot end of story! He probably enjoyed being pegged by Kayla, and April too. And they were probably into it. I mean the Sailor Moon thing he wore should have been the eureka moment that Nick is a card carrying homosexual. Do you think he tongued Aaron's anus?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I mentioned this in the Patrick Melton thread, but Melton was telling people at the big MLC fan meetup in Atlantic City this weekend that promising a Nick Rekieta appearance on the Hackamania 2 agenda is not helping them sell tickets.

Look at this shit:



Does this faggot EVER go offline?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

This is the funny thing though. He plays the word games he has always played his entire life.

But where is the money you dumb homo? The money went away. Now you're back to the trust fund shit.

You will NEVER get back that money. You goddamn fucking idiot. LMAO.

You are so fucked.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lcAzmNcdlsMYou will never get your free money pseudo-rock star life back again. You dumb fucking loser.

Wrong! All Nick has to do is get a mortgage on his other house, like all financially successful people do. That'll be hundreds of thousands of dollars of free money he can live it large and buy more Rustangs, balldos, celebrity lawyers, internet friends, Jamaica sex vacations, and nose candy with. And that's just the beginning, nerd! Since the courts dropped the charge of child neglect and CPS handed him his kids back, that means he's an awesome father so accusing him of drugging his daughter is defamation! All he's gotta do is sue Null, PPP, Cum-Eating Aaron, the Scandinavian prudes at church, and the Inkaws and he's gonna make millions!

You can do it Nick! We believe in you! Don't let these Scandinavian prudes stop you from living the rockstar life! You'll be in that LA Barbie Dream Mansion in no time!

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

mentioned this in the Patrick Melton thread, but Melton was telling people at the big MLC fan meetup in Atlantic City this weekend that promising a Nick Rekieta appearance on the Hackamania 2 agenda is not helping them sell tickets.

I genuinely don't know how this fucker survives, he was so broke a dozen years ago he was mooching off a 23 year old fan. And everyone assumed because of how rarely he did his show that he got a job.

You could fit his entire audience for meet ups in a sedan back then. I'd be shocked if the "hackamania" show last year had more tickets than performers.

I still don't believe he's making a living from this.

 

[SargonF00t]

Why does he look so gross. Did he buy Nick's old camera? Don't try 4k!

Spoiler: NSFL

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Branca wanted to go on the carnivore diet, but found it excessively expensive until someone pointed out to him that if he were to eat the arseholes of homeless men, he would technically be on the carnivore diet, so that is what he has done.

 

[AltisticRight]

Edit to Add: New tweet. Never change, Nick. Never change.

The slatternly skelly succubus who basically got a nip cartoon succubus womb tattoo is claiming fat women transubstantiate unconsensual anal sodomy through astral projections.

What's the difference? There is none.

A contact sent me a few screenshots of Nick’s chats in Steel Toe’s Rumble. It looks like scorned lover Nick has been trying to get back into Aaron’s chat for quite a while, based on his response to finding himself unbanned.

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He’s still pretending he got another lucrative contract, without saying it in so many words. Nick is a dishonest cunt who will never admit Rumble kicked his ass to the curb.

Why is he still called Rekieta Law? What law? He's neither licensed nor qualified to practice law.
Aaron can probably get his boxing coach license relatively easily. I'd love to see this slatternly nitrous niggolas get his law credentials back.

 

[not william stenchever]

I think rumble just left Nick on read. From what Aaron said from Kayla, they knew by February of last year the Rumble gravy train was over and that they were going to have to cut back on the meal subscriptions.

"Noooo, stalker child, Rumble recognized that my legal intellect is god's gift to man and they wished to give me another million dollars. Enjoy poverty, child"

 

[Folgers Can]

A contact sent me a few screenshots of Nick’s chats in Steel Toe’s Rumble. It looks like scorned lover Nick has been trying to get back into Aaron’s chat for quite a while, based on his response to finding himself unbanned.

Here's another from right before the mods swept everything:

That one must have struck a nerve as it elicited Aaron's one and only direct response, with a snide tone about "one person who came in earlier" like he'd just broken out the banhammer again:

0:36

One wonders if that jab about how "something bad must have happened in your life if you're trying to get my attention again" is rubbing it in about some specific ordeal that Aaron knows to have actually befallen Nick very recently, which would line up well with the timing of Sunday setting off one of the larger and more flailing tweetstorms in quite awhile with rage against the "inkaws" being a salient topic, followed by Monday's first appearance in Aaron's chat in months. For example, considering how someone in Kayla's extended family supposedly continued to contact Aaron even as late as half a year after the arrest, it wouldn't be surprising if one of them would similarly give Aaron some sort of courtesy heads-up whenever Kayla kicks off the divorce arc.

I prefer this fanfic because then that glib remark would really be twisting the dagger at the worst possible moment to turn the seethe levels up to 11, but more likely it was just a safe guess since something bad will have happened in Nick's life virtually any day of any week.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Very weird behavior for someone who adamantly claimed Aaron was harassing him and his wife.
People who want to be left alone to not obsessively talk about the person, show up chatrooms, spread rumors and slander.

Nick is such a retard, he did not even get his plea deal yet and here he is nitpicking about the details of the drug polycule in public, trying to talk his way out of things and downplay his role in the crimes he committed. How can you give someone like this an actual probation deal that lets him go back to his kids?

 

[Pagan Min]

Remember when Nick said that he will be streaming on locals "very soon" at the end of the last stream, supposedly as a reward for people who resubscribed. That was about three weeks ago.

Well, it'll be "very soon" when looked at on an "age of the universe" type scale... (At least, that's how Nick's lying ass would view it in order to TECHNICALLY not be lying...)

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Well, it'll be "very soon" when looked at on an "age of the universe" type scale... (At least, that's how Nick's lying ass would view it in order to TECHNICALLY not be lying...)

I think Nick is done with streaming, even if he doesn't yet know it. He is too thin skinned to sit there for 4 hours reading mostly abuse for a few hundred dollars. He was no doubt hoping those misdemeanours being dropped would help him. Now he is, incorrectly, back focusing on Aaron to try and nit pick on details that don't change the result.

I think Aaron called it correctly a couple of months ago. Nick is essentially done.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Well, it'll be "very soon" when looked at on an "age of the universe" type scale... (At least, that's how Nick's lying ass would view it in order to TECHNICALLY not be lying...)

If I'm counting accurately, since his October 20th "Soon." post on Locals, where he announced he would be "coming back," "coming hard," and "coming often," he has created a total of four Locals streams ("Psalm 23 and 24," "Sausage gravy and biscuits for Election day/Cooking stream," "Dinner and a chat," "Hello, Frens") and one YouTube/Rumble stream. That's an impressive average of one stream every 23 days (from October 20th to today).

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[AltisticRight]

If I'm counting accurately, since his October 20th "Soon." post on Locals, where he announced he would be "coming back," "coming hard," and "coming often," he has created a total of four Locals streams ("Psalm 23 and 24," "Sausage gravy and biscuits for Election day/Cooking stream," "Dinner and a chat," "Hello, Frens") and one YouTube/Rumble stream. That's an impressive average of one stream every 23 days.

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>Just fuck me
No.

 

[ddlloo]

Just putting it out there, but I seriously think Nick relieves his angst and sexual frustration by attacking Aaron, and that's one of the reasons he talks about the purported cum guzzling so much. His sex life was shit pre swinging + molly, and I think he fried his brain a little with his overindulgence, and now that he only has access to the 'destroyed' body of his comatose wife, he isn't able to experience sexual gratification. I'll leave open the question as to whether he is sexually satisfied by attacking Aaron, or if the dopamine rush of typing "he drank my cum" 20 times an hour simply alleviates it.

 

[Strix454]

Melton's "Hackmania" amounts to a fan meet-up at the bar at a cheap hotel in Las Vegas for which he is charging a minimum of $130 a ticket. All the ticket really gets people is the ability to watch some shows stream from the back room at the bar and the ability to party with Melton in person I guess. Its alot of money for almost nothing in terms of the ticket.

Its at the plaza which is a dump of a hotel at the far end of the strip downtown next to the railroad tracks. The area its in used to have real homeless people problems but I don't know what the current situation is.

Nick isn't doing a show at the event and I didn't see him even listed as a guest on the website.

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[AncientPhosphur]

Willing to lay down real money there's some woman out there that has some real stories about Nick spending all 4 years of high school obsessing over her.

There absolutely is. All his weird sex jokes and innuendos feels like he’s overcompensating for years of being a creepy virgin.

“It’s me. Rekieta. The sex haver. I have the sex. Do you know I am so cool because of sex?”

What a fucking loser.

 

[Beavis]

Melton's "Hackmania" amounts to a fan meet-up at the bar at a cheap hotel in Las Vegas for which he is charging a minimum of $130 a ticket. All the ticket really gets people is the ability to watch some shows stream from the back room at the bar and the ability to party with Melton in person I guess. Its alot of money for almost nothing in terms of the ticket.

Its at the plaza which is a dump of a hotel at the far end of the strip next to the railroad tracks. The area its in used to have real homeless people problems but I don't know what the current situation is.

Nick isn't doing a show at the event and I didn't see him even listed as a guest on the website.

The Plaza isn’t even in the strip. It’s in downtown Las Vegas.

Also, Nick can’t get over Aaron because he was able to please Kayla like Nick never could.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

If I'm counting accurately, since his October 20th "Soon." post on Locals, where he announced he would be "coming back," "coming hard," and "coming often," he has created a total of four Locals streams ("Psalm 23 and 24," "Sausage gravy and biscuits for Election day/Cooking stream," "Dinner and a chat," "Hello, Frens") and one YouTube/Rumble stream. That's an impressive average of one stream every 23 days.

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He's scared of it. He's mentioned a couple times how hard it is for him to stream sober (or "sober," whatever). His couple of efforts you mention were bad, and weird, and he got panned. So now it's "so busy" and "throat hurts" - but when he does actually talk about gearing up for it he sounds like a man without shoes looking at a mountain he has to climb. Which is funny and weird for such an arrogant, boastful twit.

He's so weird with this chat-lurking and sniping - truly weird behavior for someone - a GROWN MAN - supposedly getting his world back together. Very dark energy, and that's not a phrase that I say very often. Would be creepy if it were about anything. But he's just a Dark Lord of the Kingdoms of Petty & Inane. Bitchy.

He'll stay ill at ease so long as he continues to cling to the worst parts of himself despite the damage they've caused. He's stuck still trying to get over, still trying to prove he's Not Like Other Girls.

 

[SargonF00t]

Also, Nick can’t get over Aaron because he was able to please Kayla like Nick never could.

Yep, this is what comes with wife swapping and now the fucking idiot can't get it out of his head that Aaron pleased Kayla in a way that he can not.