DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[San Dimas High School]

Nice work, idiots. Grill phil is cancelled because Phil's audience didn't like it.

Did anyone other than PPP like it? I'm guessing PPP liked it because he gets to see what a weird fuck DSP is for the first time.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Phil must have decided that the fridge pic crossed the "causing danger to my family" line. Ah well, Grill Phil was just an excuse for Triple P(He called me during a time I specified to make sure I was calling him that) to see how far he could push Phil. Truth is, Phil will put up with way more than Ashton could possibly bring.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He just confirmed he will be streaming the elden ring beta. He’s going to get his stream taken down.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Phil can't cook in his "condition". It's A SORE FUCKING NECK, TAKE SOME ADVIL

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Phil can't cook in his "condition". It's A SORE FUCKING NECK, TAKE SOME ADVIL

Lol he said covid is the reason why he doesn’t make his tomato sauce anymore. It’s 2025 lmao

Of course, he bitching about the UPS workers. For someone who is a “blue collar” worker, he does act like an rich entitled bitch

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

He just confirmed he will be streaming the elden ring beta. He’s going to get his stream taken down.

Two (three?) words: PIGROACH LUCK

 

[KD6-3.7]

Enough with the “ow my neck hurts and I’m down-and-out today”, faggot.

We ALL know that your ego is bruised and battered because your Canadian fuckbuddy Ashton keeps making a fool out of you, and you’re too much of a coward to stand up for yourself to someone’s face, even if it’s just video call face-to-face.

How much more pathetic can you get, pig?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Bitching about buying a 40 dollar game but made almost 500 bucks a few days ago. Jfc

Now he’s talking down to a guy who ask him to just do the marathon in advance before hitting the goal. Inb4 he starts to call people socialists again

 

[Elbe]

This entire pre-stream is a pity-beg.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Two (three?) words: PIGROACH LUCK

As much as I'd love to see Phil sperging because his stream gets shut down even though he was told to not stream the game, we all know he somehow won't get punished. If anything, I'll be looking forward to Phil's relentless e-begging when he has like 600 viewers and because they are not wheelchair retards they get turned off because this guy is expecting money for their presence, or even better, someone notorious noticing how bad his entitlement has gotten.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

does anyone unironically watch the wrestling show though? i thought triple nig shitting on phil was the entire point

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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If only:

 

[Comma]

DSP torturing his viewers with absolute shit-tier boring content by playing practice mode with a new character because he's deathly afraid of losing online will never be not funny.

EDIT:

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Two aliens greeting each other:

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

He just confirmed he will be streaming the elden ring beta. He’s going to get his stream taken down.

To be fair he's too much of a small content creator curator to get real repercussions for streaming it.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

We will soon learn which universal force is greater; Pigroach luck, or Jewish lawyers. we should get a poll.

 

[Iron Father]

...he's claimed at least once in recent memory that its cheaper to doordash every meal then it is to buy a bunch of groceries at once and make meals until you run out.

I remember him saying something like "it's not that much more expensive to order" but cheaper?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

If it wasn't obvious already:

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Did not realize Phil was such a Gleek but come out, sister,r for professing your love to a show from 2008. Ryan Murphy, of course, is known for his many gay series, so it's very on-brand for Phil.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Wyświetl załącznik 6946278'

If only:
Wyświetl załącznik 6946279

SomeBODY once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

I was looking kinda dumb with my finger and thumb with the shape of a gun on my forehead

Well, the tips start coming and they don't stop coming...

 

[Cucktry Roads]

So got home and noticed that it looks like a couple people really whaled out on Phil today. Got some time while the pizza cooks, so want to put some of the kick whaling into perspective.

A kick sub is 5 dollars each, so

DankSneedPimp/DarkSydePimp - $3945 (This guy is also a KC paypig and likely has changed names before [prob a sock for one of KC's top 10], but I know he's shown up on the monthly/weekly leaderboards for KC before, but KC requires 868 subs to reach their top 10)

Spoiler: KC Lifetime top 10 for anyone curious

IronCuck - $2580 (Donates every way: superchats, subs, tips, etc to get daddy's attention)
rend324/patric - $1075 (deadbeat single dad with a dead wife, been missing for months, bet people contacted his father in law and told him about patric's whaling)
void - $900 (spent almost 1k then found out Phil was a piece of shit. Money well spent)
Rare_Tricks - $565 + $90 rum cake (Also whales out on youtube)
Perrythewhite - $425 (Also whales out on youtube)
Sardonicjerk - $225 (who?)
Skiznillett - $225 (who?)
Ether335 - $210 (who?)
Dick_Jones - $185 (Also whales out on youtube)

This should really give people an idea how mentally ill our society is. If you're giving a 42 year old hermit loser money for their attention, you've got problems, especially when you're dropping hundreds if not thousands.