DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Shark]

Sadly, he chose normal. I was too optimistic regarding this king gamer.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Phil said that to pick up women you should wash yourself, and use cologne. Phil. The guy who met both of his girlfriends, the only two he has ever had, through the Internet. Gave advice on how to pick up chicks. And it was "put on some cologne."

um excuse me, clearly you are forgetting about the smoking hot latina he stole from some jock

 

[GodModule]

He's playing Ninja Gaiden on baby mode, lame

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Of course he's playing it on normal mode. The only way he was going to play it on hard was if it defaulted to hard in the selection menu.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I'm not sure if Washington has a Baker act equivalent but DSP needs it for his own wellbeing.

If he lived in CT it probably would have happened already. Imagine the grave yard of empty liquor bottles an mts. of cat shit in that condo that his parents would see on a visit

 

[INirvana]

playing Ninja Gaiden on Mentor and this shit is insane, DSP would wage quit fast.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Last month he quite literally called getting gas for the car an appointment.

So desperate to larp as an adult.

Repeated the lie that people wanted to break into his house when he went to get married in CT because they made "blueprints of his house."

But if they wanted to......they would have

Said that he can't go to the zoo with Khet because they'd have to plan it out oh also btw the trolls would call in a bomb threat if he did. Says that he never says what he does so the trolls can't know where he is.

Not sure how he can contradict himself immediately and not realize it.

This dude wants to be victimized so bad. He legitimately unironically actually factually has a deathwish.

He thinks he would make bank if something actually happened. I'm waiting for him to tell khet to punch him in the eye so he can make up a story that a detractor jumped him.

This stream is something else hes crying about how you can't just send him money to buy stuff you need to send him the stuff cause muh taxes.

Mr Business man doesn't know how deductions work.

 

[strandedcastaway]

If so why isn't he going to a barber? At least they should have more experience with receding hairlines. Or is he afraid of bantering with the hair dresser? I know mine is quiet talkative whenever I go there. Like asking how life is going, how's the job and so on

He has to go to the same place as Kat so he can keep an eye on her and pretend she doesn't have any conversations where she describes her life and someone tells her how fucked up it is (kidding not kidding).

Also, saw some discussion about how Phil's take is sometimes correct. He hates everything successful and is jealous of them making money. When you hate EVERYTHING, sometimes you're right that the product actually does suck. He's gotten a few of those contrarian takes right, though 95% of the time he sounds like a bitter bitch.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

Never send me money through paypal to buy something you idiot, always TIP me through paypal

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He didn’t get 300 this stream, so no tactical soap. Lmao

 

[Vic Viper T301]

So pretty much like I expected, Phil's playing Ninja Gaiden on Acolyte because it says Normal, it's really easy and he's getting through without much difficulty so far. He is playing like ass though and will probably have some difficulty in the later stages, if he hasn't wage quit by then. In particular I'm thinking of when the mecha robot ninja guys and multi rocket launcher ninjas show up, those guys are pretty hard to deal with. He is spending all his money on health items and not upgrading weapons, which could cause him problems later on.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I really haven't played normal difficulty Ninja Gaiden Σ2 in years and never played The Vita/Master Collection version (a few differences between it and the original PS3 version) which I assume they're using here as their base so its hard to say he'll hit any walls but if he does I'd put my money on the girls missions bosses since they all play different and aren't as good as Ryu.

Bosses who could fuck his day up otherwise: Zedonius (Chapter 10) Elizabeth (Chapter 13) and Genshin (Chapter 14). Elizabeth is easily the most annoying fight in the whole game at least on harder difficulties. Can still be a bitch even if you know what to do or the best weapon/combos to use and I assume he's just doing the same shit over and over because no style is always his style.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I think he'll wagequit before the end. He was sitting at like 60 bucks the majority of the gameplay till some named SquirtRockz, a person that doesn't engage with the community and came out of no where dropped like 80 bucks of kick subs.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

I can't see the Kick stream going on much longer; bitch-tits just takes the bait way too easily during the dentcasts and I doubt his ego will let him endure many more bouts of the kind of spiraling we witnessed today. Funny shit, though!

 

[00R-Gundam]

Lets be real we all knew he was gonna bitch out and play on Bitch-Mode. Hell i think going forward he will start to play games on walking sim difficulty unless theres money or the guarantee of it.

Also Civ 7 is on the horizon, will dsp play such a complex game of science, politics and religion? Has he even played Civ games or something like it in the past?

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Lets be real we all knew he was gonna bitch out and play on Bitch-Mode. Hell i think going forward he will start to play games on walking sim difficulty unless theres money or the guarantee of it.

Also Civ 7 is on the horizon, will dsp play such a complex game of science, politics and religion? Has he even played Civ games or something like it in the past?

Phil can't play Civilization. It's a turn based game that takes 8 hours for a single 'run' and has no story whatsoever. It takes a streamer with a personality to pull off something like that, make a narrative out of "Now we're gonna fuck up England" or something. Also strategy is Phil kryptonite.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Tactical soap in the DSP thread? Odd. I feel a compelling urge to ask if Linda is a bad mom and talk about how Burger King took away the Krabby Patty. Maybe they should put Phil in a group home?

 

[Iron Father]

Anybody watch this yet? Proper's got the worst voice/mic for this kind of thing. Editing is pretty bad too, clips jarringly cut mid-word into a new clip. I'm only like 2 minutes in btw, hopefully it gets better.

Okay it actually wasn't that bad. Some issues but I watched it all and had some laughs, cheers to Agent Proper.

 

[LifeAlert]

I give it one week at most before Philip wagequits Ninja Gaiden. Calling it now

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Piggy always so upset. Should be grateful for getting anything.