🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Dude]

But I thought Russhole lost all his "professional" clothes, like his suit, or they got stolen or something? Isn't that what he told the court in his lolsuit with that one whore? So how can he possibly allow himself to be filmed by a news crew when he doesn't have any studly, business-like big boy clothes to wear? So, what, he was just wearing sweatpants and a grubby t-shirt as he's being followed around town by a news team? How is he going to inspire people and finally kick off his life into the fame, fortune, and success that has been denied him for so many years if he looks like some grody schmuck?!

 

[Swole McPole]

Discovery Channel presents, retards among us

My money is on a Bumfights relaunch.

 

[The Great Citracett]

One of the people he tagged is a Vegas reporter. Her Instagram bio leaves much to be hoped for.
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He's kinda got a thing for her. There's a bunch of screencaps in this thread of him commenting on how hot she is, and he tags her in a bunch of stuff.

 

[Pee Cola]

If this happens!!!! Damn, hopefully it’s on the Discovery Channel or some shit.

I'm thinking TLC a.k.a. The Lolcow Channel.

 

[The Dude]

My money is on a Bumfights relaunch.

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Tard Tussles? SpEd Spats? Mongo Melees?

 

[Walking Clock]

I've been looking for a new art project, I want to make some concept album covers for his simp LP.

The Face rolling a giant boulder up a hill.

 

[skellig58]

I'm thinking TLC a.k.a. The Lolcow Channel.

TLC- The Loser Channel.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Nobody wants their most private and confidential records in the hands of a sexually predatory stalker -- certainly not women.

I still think part of the reason for the firing is that he was creeping on female staff.

If Russell Greer releases an album in 2025, I will eat my shoe.

If Russell Greer releases an album in 2025, I will eat your shoe.

 

[Mamimi]

Replying to more years-old tweets today.

Wanted to hire a hooker, but it's a bot account:
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Stop being offended by the gamer word, people:
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Russ could just buy himself an N-word pass, but that would cut into the hooker fund.

If she has a website with real photos and reviews on hooker Yelp, she's not a bot. A lot of sex workers have an automated "fill out this form" text message that triggers when someone new starts a conversation. It sets clear expectations and more importantly filters out problematic potential clients, and non-clients who just want to text an attractive woman for free. Escorts have no reason to "have a conversation" with someone who can't or won't even follow basic directions.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

But I thought Russhole lost all his "professional" clothes, like his suit, or they got stolen or something? Isn't that what he told the court in his lolsuit with that one whore?

Indeed indeed. He said it here:

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/russel...sell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-19568048

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

I am currently imagining the scene from the first John Wick movie when Keanu is breaking the floor with a slegdehammer to recover his stash of guns and hitman coins. Except instead of Keanu, it's Russell, and instead of guns and coins it's a red sequin suit and a keytar. Don't worry guys, a lack of proper clothes will not stop rusty from achieving his dream.

 

[TractorGirl]

I’m hoping it’s one of those scenarios when they think they’re filming a tard, then when it’s shown on TV the guy realises they all think he’s retarded. Russ doesn’t have that much self awareness though.

 

[Da Dude123]

I bet this segment where this news crew is gonna follow Rusty around will be pushed back to Match of 2026. That will be his year!

 

[NoosJunki]

One of the people he tagged is a Vegas reporter. Her Instagram bio leaves much to be hoped for.
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Was she the ghost?

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

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Remember, women: Russell Greer is in your corner.

New Russjak idea: "I need a whore to suck me my penis, but I would NEVER EVER rape someone for passing up such a nice guy like me."

 

[The Dude]

It's been quiet...almost TOO quiet. I think someone is currently in the throes of a massive narcissistic injury due to getting his pee-pee slapped by the judge for wasting everyone's time and not complying with the court's instructions. Of course, as always, Russhole will come out the other side fully believing he did nothing wrong, was totally justified in what he did, and the judge is just bias against the disabled.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I'm wondering where he's going to freak out and sperg all over about recent developments. You know he's going to.

He abandoned his reddit account about a month ago and his Facebook has been gone longer.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Spoiler: A song for Russell

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Expect his vanity TV spot to be cancelled

 

[CapricornusRex]

If this happens!!!! Damn, hopefully it’s on the Discovery Channel or some shit. If it happens, I agree with Shitlips. 2025 is gonna be great!
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They're going to make him shave his beard and put on braces to play a live action Butthead.