💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

he looks sicilian, which are basically the niggers of italy.

The Scalfanis were the niggers of Sicily.

 

[Carlos Thin]

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What God hath made clean, thou shall not deep fry in bacon and cheese you fat fuck.

 

[Puggers]

This is pretty fucking rich for a fat fuck like Jack to be saying after he tried (IIRC) selling AI generated art that had all sorts of fuck ups on his now defunct Etsy store.

But, I guess its just another thing he can bitch about.

 

[EatYourVeggies]

Jack used the community tab on his youtube channel to advertise a sale on his merch store. However, the shirts are already obsolete (it's not halloween and it's no longer 2024). Who would buy this? These two shirts are some of my favorites he's ever made. That pumpkin didn't have enough holes in its head to accurately represent Jack, however the second one represents his ideas perfectly: Bolitical agendas and juicy meatz. Even better, he didn't even cook that steak himself, that is present in the photo, despite being a youtoob chef for a gorillion years.

 

[Bassomatic]

In regards to who Jack's trying to reach out to, I think back in the day he was going for everyone under "see what sticks" now he's just so retarded and his narcissist behaviors can't be contained he really just feels he's entitled to be the voice of reason on everything.

Jack should honor his Arab forefathers and make a carnivore hummos. I'd actually pay to see that.

 

[a terminal posture]

Um, ok. 'Amish' food is basically just generic American food with a couple of German heritage dishes.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Um, ok. 'Amish' food is basically just generic American food with a couple of German heritage dishes.

Jack better not use any technology for the authentic Amish experience.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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Um, ok. 'Amish' food is basically just generic American food with a couple of German heritage dishes.

You would think being in the South he'd make Southern recipes instead of Midwestern.

Hell, the muffaletta originates from Eyetalian immigrants, Jack.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Jack better not use any technology for the authentic Amish experience.

Don't tell him to use a Dutch oven he doesn't know what it actually is.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Don't tell him to use a Dutch oven he doesn't know what it actually is.

He definitely knows how to give one though.

 

[biggacracka]

Jack better not use any technology for the authentic Amish experience.

Can't wait for him to "lazy man" Amish food

 

[JambledUpWords]

Can't wait for him to "lazy man" Amish food

He’ll probably just make a creamy sauce to put over egg noodles, then try and convince the audience that he will only try the sauce to stick with his “carnivore” diet.

 

[Blasterisk]

Lazy Man's Fry Pie:

1. buy a pie
2. buy a deep fryer
3. fry the pie
4. eat

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Um, ok. 'Amish' food is basically just generic American food with a couple of German heritage dishes.

He's going to fuck this up so badly that he would be whipped on sight.

 

[Adamska]

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Um, ok. 'Amish' food is basically just generic American food with a couple of German heritage dishes.

When I think of Amish cooking, I mostly think of desserts, since that's what I know them for. Things like whoopie pies, shoofly pies, lardcakes, apple pies, and so on.

Knowing this fat homo, he'll botch Chicken and Waffles and throw in more random meat garbage alongside pies.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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Um, ok. 'Amish' food is basically just generic American food with a couple of German heritage dishes.

Someone should tell Jack about scrapple so that he feels inspired to make his own organ meat loaf for all the world to gag at.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Someone should tell Jack about scrapple so that he feels inspired to make his own organ meat loaf for all the world to gag at.

It'd be a kaleidoscope of colors, because all of that shit would be raw and none of it would brown. Purples, browns, greys, white streaks of fat, bright pink and red. Add a few herbs for some green, and he'll have the whole audience turning blue.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Someone should tell Jack about scrapple so that he feels inspired to make his own organ meat loaf for all the world to gag at.

I want to see this. It would be so insanely bad that the party cheese salad would look down right delicious by comparison.

That buttermilk chicken blorb has sat at the top of my unsightly foodbortion ratings list for far too long. I demand a new, even more disgust inspiring dish asap!

 

[AnOminous]

Don't tell him to use a Dutch oven he doesn't know what it actually is.

Like this fat crippled faggot could even pick up a cast iron enameled Dutch oven.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Like this fat crippled faggot could even pick up a cast iron enameled Dutch oven.

That's why he'll substitute a non-stick copper wok. The scrapes retain the flavor of yesterday's pork!