💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[TherapyMan]

So this law firm is so shit they defaulted on what seems to be a meritorious medical malpractice claim by FAILING TO SERVE THE DEFENDANT? And instead of just properly serving, they argued "waaaah I don't wanna!" That's Greer-tier.

Filing on the last possible day to be timely under the Statute of Limitations and blowing service due to your inattentiveness is pretty wild, but not something that I haven't seen before.

Funny if true. Lewis has only been practicing since 2017. He's even less experienced than Rekieta.

Seven years of practice should be plenty of time to be a self-sufficient practitioner able to handle all aspects of litigation, unless you're like Rekieta who never seriously practiced. Lewis seems to just be mediocre, but not due to lack of experience. Some people just suck as attorneys because they never learned how to be good.

Does anyone really believe a bunch of upper-middle-class kids who get carted to violin lessons all day won't be sent to the nicest college that'll take them?

I believe Nick is that much of a narcissist that he would sabotage his own children either to have more money for his personal endeavors or out of a sense of jealousy.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Multinational business communication has forced some changes in my grammar, vocabulary, and spelling. 'Washroom' over 'loo' and other cases that I find more widely understood.

The worst are similar meaning words that have subtle differences in use or vulgarity.

Saying that something is 'brilliant.'
The relative vulgarity of spaz vs retard
Asking to go to the toilet vs bathroom

These are hard to explain to English speakers that haven't experienced it culturally. It's really hard to say one is socially acceptable, the other is barbarian. If you use 'brilliant' to describe your toddler using a fork for the first time, think 'spazzed out' is incredibly offensive or ask for directions to the toilet - you may be English.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

PPP and Warski laundering information seems an interesting theory...

My newest guess is it was Aaron and when he proudly told his lawyer he was like: "OMFG, SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!"
I admit, its very unlikely, but it is the exact type of gayop faggotry Aaron would pull to get slapped with another charge , because he is a retard of exactly the right type.

 

[Captain Manning]

Does anyone really believe a bunch of upper-middle-class kids who get carted to violin lessons all day won't be sent to the nicest college that'll take them?

Yes, because:

1. He's selfish and will absolutely destroy their future to fuel his own vices.
2. Part of the reason people here make fun of the 2am underwater basket weaving lessons is because they think he's grossly overstating what he does for the kids. Gets pulled over by a cop? Kids. Fails to meet a commitment he makes to his audience? Kids.

If they do go to college, and I certainly hope they have that chance, it'll be on the grandparent's dime.

Seven years of practice should be plenty of time to be a self-sufficient practitioner able to handle all aspects of litigation, unless you're like Rekieta who never seriously practiced. Lewis seems to just be mediocre, but not due to lack of experience. Some people just suck as attorneys because they never learned how to be good.

Well, if White is his mentor, and Barnes is White's mentor...

These are hard to explain to English speakers that haven't experienced it culturally. It's really hard to say one is socially acceptable, the other is barbarian. If you use 'brilliant' to describe your toddler using a fork for the first time, think 'spazzed out' is incredibly offensive or ask for directions to the toilet - you may be English.

My favorite is still "pissed."

Am I drunk or angry?

 

[Red Frida]

So this law firm is so shit they defaulted on what seems to be a meritorious medical malpractice claim by FAILING TO SERVE THE DEFENDANT? And instead of just properly serving, they argued "waaaah I don't wanna!" That's Greer-tier.

Probably varies from state to state but in some jurisdictions you can pay a private investigator $100 and they'll serve process for you. It takes a couple of phone calls to arrange.

 

[Folgers Can]

December 15th:

Sometime between Christmas and NYE there will a major happening in Rekietaville.
source- trust me bro

December 21st:

There will be a major happening before 2025.

Any more teensy hints you'd care to share with the class, deepthroat?

(Then again, the last time this mysterious Mr. Trustmebro was cited here it actually wound up panning out, so
I'm conflicted.

)

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

December 15th:

December 21st:


Any more teensy hints you'd care to share with the class, deepthroat?

Wyświetl załącznik 6777194

(Then again, the last time this mysterious Mr. Trustmebro was cited here it actually wound up panning out, so
I'm conflicted. Wyświetl załącznik 6777204)

It was revealed to him in a coke-fueled dream.

Source: lolcow prophecy

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He's openly said he's not giving them a dime for college.

What a bitch.

Nick said that because he knows mom and dad will pay for the kids, and because he thinks being against college gives him conservative street cred.

--
In other news, Nick's back on Twitter but does little of interest besides arguing with Spectre and reminding people he still has his law license.

This is correct, though funny bc he sure wouldn't have been able to become a lolyer without having had a degree. ....though on reflection, perhaps he is Exhibit A for why not to spend money on school for work-shy idiots.

But still, without that attorney card, he'd still be washing out at calling bank leads. With it, he was able to wash out as a lawyer AND as a lawyer-commentator.

Does anyone really believe a bunch of upper-middle-class kids who get carted to violin lessons all day won't be sent to the nicest college that'll take them?

Well, his parents didn't send Nick to a nice college. And as poorly ranked as his school is (at or near bottom for all MN schools), a little grease could have gotten him into one slightly nicer. Might not have had an "all welcome" cheerleading squad, though.

And afaict, Nick's kids don't do anything every other kid of middle-class+ kids do. He acts as though it's so extraordinary and such a hardship (FOR HIM).

Probably varies from state to state but in some jurisdictions you can pay a private investigator $100 and they'll serve process for you. It takes a couple of phone calls to arrange.

In MN it can be anyone over 18 except someone party to the action. So you can ask your brother to do it.

MN Rule of Civil Procedure 4:

4.02By Whom Served​

Unless otherwise ordered by the court, the sheriff or any other person not less than 18 years of age and not a party to the action, may make service of a summons or other process.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Honestly, I didn't know much about Jeff (Legal Vices), but a lot of people seemed to really like him.

Slightly out of topic, but Jeff was a great man. He seemed to be liked by everyone that interacted with him. That is particullarly worthy of mentioning because he was part of lawtube, which is filled with drama, gay ops and feuds. But he seemengly was on good terms with everyone. He was a cheerful man who focused on producing content around his interest, the law and ships. May his soul rest in peace.

 

[AnOminous]

Filing on the last possible day to be timely under the Statute of Limitations and blowing service due to your inattentiveness is pretty wild, but not something that I haven't seen before.

Me either but it falls well below the threshold of mere mediocrity, somewhere into swirling around the toilet as it flushes.

Throw in posting weird, whiny tweets disclosing attorney/client privileged information while simultaneously insulting your client? That's actually deep in the sewer.

People were able to figure out instantly who this client was and what case law this cretin was researching in his seethepost. He may very well have entirely blown attorney/client for all purposes by that post alone.

Probably varies from state to state but in some jurisdictions you can pay a private investigator $100 and they'll serve process for you. It takes a couple of phone calls to arrange.

In this case, it wasn't the physical mechanism of how the defendant was served, but what he was served. Lewis failed to include jurisdictionally relevant and statutorily required materials, specifically the waiver of service of process document by which a defendant can waive formal service and by doing so, obtain an extension of time in which to respond to the complaint (mirroring the federal rule on the same subject).

Attempted service without including it, which is a form available on the public Internet, is invalid. Even the nolo type sites will tell laypeople how they can do this.

An actual "lawyer" failed to do it. This is beyond mere inadvertent failure.

Attached is the actual form this fucking retard failed to include with his failed attempt to serve a defendant (literally the first thing even a dumb lawyer figures out how to do). I found it in less than a minute after reading the part of the ruling throwing out what appears not to have been a lolsuit, but an actually legitimate medical malpractice claim, for failing to include it.

A minute of time could have saved some guy with a wrecked spine his legal claim.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Any half-decent parent would tell their kids to do something else with their life.

From the looks of their first house, sending the children to trade schools would be advised. I would suggest the plumbing and cabinet maker crafts specifically.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

From the looks of their first house, sending the children to trade schools would be advised. I would suggest the plumbing and cabinet maker crafts specifically.

One of them can eventually fix their new neighbor's crime scene bathroom.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I don't see how a few spellings are conclusory when it's entirely possible to mimic them anyway. Exactly how hard is it just to pretend you're H.P. Lovecraft and spell it "colour" and shit like that?

It is more indicative in consistency over a long period of time--as was observed here. Not conclusive or settled, but more than nothing. Such things have proven to be the intimate chunk that opens an eventual breakthrough in lolcow lore before.

Does anyone really believe a bunch of upper-middle-class kids who get carted to violin lessons all day won't be sent to the nicest college that'll take them?

This is Nick. I do not put anyhtig past him if he is in charge of the decision. I agree that the grandparents would bankroll, as needed.

My newest guess is it was Aaron and when he proudly told his lawyer he was like: "OMFG, SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!"
I admit, its very unlikely, but it is the exact type of gayop faggotry Aaron would pull to get slapped with another charge , because he is a retard of exactly the right type.

That would me monumentally retarded if Aaron did that. No evidence either way, but I want to put it on the record as faggotry, if true.

Well, his parents didn't send Nick to a nice college. And as poorly ranked as his school is (at or near bottom for all MN schools), a little grease could have gotten him into one slightly nicer. Might not have had an "all welcome" cheerleading squad, though.

And afaict, Nick's kids don't do anything every other kid of middle-class+ kids do. He acts as though it's so extraordinary and such a hardship (FOR HIM).

They did send him to a better school (Minnesota State, I believe) where he flunked his classes the first year...by not showing up... After that was his transfer to the less expensive and prestigious SMSU where he finally completed his degree.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

They did send him to a better school (Minnesota State, I believe) where he flunked his classes the first year...by not showing up... After that was his transfer to the less expensive and prestigious SMSU where he finally completed his degree.

Is it possible that Nick grew up in a similar environment to the one he is generating? Most of us, myself included, like to think that his parents were good people going to herculean efforts to tardwrangle an unwrangleable tard, but is it possible that his freshman tardery was the result of coming from a chaotic environment and not having time to breathe? It wouldn't justify the future acts of dipshittery, but is it possible that his parents were also hedonists who neglected him? I know he laments that they didn't share about their sex life (disturbing statement), but were they heroes fighting an impossible battle or similar degens? Do we know one way or the other?

 

[chalkyresidue]

My newest guess is it was Aaron and when he proudly told his lawyer he was like: "OMFG, SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!"
I admit, its very unlikely, but it is the exact type of gayop faggotry Aaron would pull to get slapped with another charge , because he is a retard of exactly the right type.

Hilarious if true but they did un-nuke the account with the stated purpose of allowing for archiving. If a lawyer wanted it buried, that would defeat the purpose.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Is it possible that Nick grew up in a similar environment to the one he is generating? Most of us, myself included, like to think that his parents were good people going to herculean efforts to tardwrangle an unwrangleable tard, but is it possible that his freshman tardery was the result of coming from a chaotic environment and not having time to breathe? It wouldn't justify the future acts of dipshittery, but is it possible that his parents were also hedonists who neglected him? I know he laments that they didn't share about their sex life (disturbing statement), but were they heroes fighting an impossible battle or similar degens? Do we know one way or the other?

Nick self-identified as an arsehole nerd who liked to game and had not a lot of friends. He had no highbrow hobbies like art, debate, violin, or dance.

 

[Owlbear]

Nick self-identified as an arsehole nerd who liked to game and had not a lot of friends. He had no highbrow hobbies like art, debate, violin, or dance.

Midnight piano recitals are a very highbrow hobby! Nick also frequently tries to see how high his brow can get on coke (or whatever the drug du jour is). Those eyebrow hairs probably have a ton of drug metabolites in them.

 

[Strix454]

They did send him to a better school (Minnesota State, I believe) where he flunked his classes the first year...by not showing up... After that was his transfer to the less expensive and prestigious SMSU where he finally completed his degree.

The accounts I remember are that Nick stayed at home and went to a local community college his first year after which he transferred to SMSU which isn't much better than a community college. I don't remember him going to Minnesota State or him failing out of Minnesota state.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

They did send him to a better school (Minnesota State, I believe) where he flunked his classes the first year...by not showing up... After that was his transfer to the less expensive and prestigious SMSU where he finally completed his degree.

Oh? Had not been aware of that (or forgot...always possible).

But to be clear, MNSU is not a prestigious school. It's ranked 60 of 165 "regional Midwest universities." It's a solid choice for commuters and very very mid HS graduates. That's truly not a dis - it's OK - but you're not going to find a lot of high-end achievers there. Caveat: it is affordable, so you may find quality people there who don't have means to go elsewhere. That's not Nick.

And I'm going to say it takes a LOT of effort (fuckery) to fail out.

Tl; dr: Nick has always been a lazy fuck with minimal intellect.

Eta: if he went to one of certain community colleges, that is considered part of the MN state school system, which is confusingly not quite the same thing as Minnesota State.

 

[hawkisnight]

I guess the phrase "have a white Christmas" must be banned in balldo household, huh? Hopefully the loser addicts of the family can be at least sober for one evening. It must suck for the kids to have such failure of parents. Maybe grandparents can salvage Christmas for them.
Where do you think Ape will spend Christmas? Wherever she lands it will be awkward No job, no house, no husband, no bf, with felony over the head.