Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Yes.

you got it boys. i'm going light blue with an iridescent topcoat for snowy vibes

 

[DickMain]

you got it boys. i'm going light blue with an iridescent topcoat for snowy vibes

You gonna do one of those, like, raised prints, whatever they're called lol snowflakes sound cute
e.misread that oop

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

You gonna do one of those, like, raised prints, whatever they're called lol snowflakes sound cute
e.misread that oop

i have tiny stickers.

 

[Trapper]

should i paint my nails today (ive been finally growing them out after clipping them past the nailbed for years)

So long as you don’t mean your toenails then go for it sister.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

update: the stickers are not curving to my nails. should've gotten nail stickers

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Decided to ask this here as well, but would you ever see yourself wearing one of these? Why/Why not? Too excessive for the first? Too themed for the second?

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[Hubelublub]

Decided to ask this here as well, but would you ever see yourself wearing one of these? Why/Why not? Too excessive for the first? Too themed for the second?

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It all depends on what your body type is. And what the occasion is that you're planning to wear it to.

Please provide us more information so that we may style you appropriately.

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

It all depends on what your body type is. And what the occasion is that you're planning to wear it to.

Please provide us more information so that we may style you appropriately.

Balding, broad shoulders, thin waist, pot belly, penis, stick legs and going to a gay bar. Do you think that the lace is too much?

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

It all depends on what your body type is. And what the occasion is that you're planning to wear it to.

Please provide us more information so that we may style you appropriately.

I appreciate your effort in helping me figure out how a black man might pull off a strawberry-themed dress.

On a serious note, I'm considering buying the second dress for my girl but still debating on the first. For reference, she's about 6 feet tall, around 95 pounds, my bad kg to pounds isn't a 1.5 conversion - ~60 kg to 143 pounds - with an average shoulder-to-hip ratio, brown skin, and greenish-brown eyes.

My main concerns: the second dress might feel a bit too themed, while the first one could end up being too tight, uncomfortable, hell, maybe too revealing.

Do you see any reason why either dress might not work well?

Edit: Reworked this so it sounded good and corrected weight

 

[Hubelublub]

she's about 6 feet tall, around 95 pounds

 

[crazedaze]

The first one is not a dress, it's a corset top with horrible flooofy arms? The second is so hideous. SO hideous.

 

[Hubelublub]

my girl

Your girl, assuming she actually exists, is hungry.

Feed her, you absolute lunatic.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Your girl, assuming she actually exists, is hungry.

Feed her, you absolute lunatic.

The second is so hideous. SO hideous.

I forgot the conversion to pounds, but still, your opinions on the dress?

Why hideous?

 

[Hubelublub]

your opinions on the dress?

Maybe it will help her attract a better man.

 

[crazedaze]

Why hideous?

It looks like someone cut up a doily and some ribbon and slapped it on a polyester frock and listed it on temu

 

[Susanna]

I'm not really a fan of either outfit. Have you considered the noble turtleneck+pleated skirt combo? Theme colours should be brown, black, beige, and gray.

 

[Generic Name #37]

Kiwisisters married/ in a long term relationship with a man. What are some things that he does that you love about him?

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

It looks like someone cut up a doily and some ribbon and slapped it on a polyester frock and listed it on temu

I really like the simplicity of the back paired with the detailed front. Do you still find its too excessive for let's say a countryside outing, even with the contrast?

I'm not really a fan of either outfit. Have you considered the noble turtleneck+pleated skirt combo? Theme colours should be brown, black, beige, and gray.

I'll see if I can find something, thank you for the reference.

 

[Taxidermied Rat]

Decided to ask this here as well, but would you ever see yourself wearing one of these? Why/Why not? Too excessive for the first? Too themed for the second?

Personally would never wear either of them. Unless you have a very good understanding of fashion and what your lady likes, I would never recommend buying a woman clothing as a gift. Men just don't have a good understanding of fashion and especially not women's fashion.

If you want to get her something related to clothing though, you could get her a giftcard to her favorite clothing shop. Simple, easy, still shows thought(in my opinion), and she can pick something out that she will actually cherish.

Kiwisisters married/ in a long term relationship with a man. What are some things that he does that you love about him?

Everything.

 

[Cemetery Support]

Need movie recommendations