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- 11 Kwi 2016
lmao, I never thought I’d see a Tom Myers reference in the Rekieta thread but at this point in his story anything’s possible
💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.
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- 25 Wrz 2024
Well maybe Nick can take whatever money he has left and start a Micro brewery and then stream about that.
Then the goverment cant infringe on his drinking because it will literally be “his business” who cares if he has to taste test every bottle?
Then the goverment cant infringe on his drinking because it will literally be “his business” who cares if he has to taste test every bottle?
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- 21 Sie 2018
It's possible if you somehow get live yeast living in your gut biome. Boofing live brewers yeast up his ass to induce it seems like something Nick would do to have an excuse to keep drinking on probation.
"I HAVE A (self induced) MEDICAL CONDITION
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- 17 Sie 2022
After reading the screenshot I want to reiterate that Nick's fans are retards and mongoloids. I have a job that used to require me to send guys to do drug screens. Literally hundreds of them. For a while we did 5 panel and alcohol breath tests, then eventually went to 10 panel and alcohol urinalysis. We paid the extra money for the urinalysis exactly because it was more accurate.
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- 17 Maj 2021
Balldo Bussy Brews?
Maybe he was just giving Judge
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- 9 Paź 2024
My bad my guy. I meant stream and let's see Nick! Believe nothing from him anymore without proof, including that he hasn't had a drink since June. HORSE SHITE! Even think Kayla needs proof of life after knowing April most likely wants her dead.
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- 28 Maj 2024
There was something at some point where Nick said he was sober and only failed the test because of some kind of disorder he had
Wondering if this is the same test he admitted to drinking before here
EDIT:
This was likely it, thank you. Guess it was probably just a cope from Nick's supporters. Funny how they're coping for something Nick just admitted he actually just did.
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100%. He seems to be ok with bottles, Aaron's member, etc., going up is ass. Why not brewers yeast.
Edit for missing words
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- 30 Lip 2023
That being said, nick isn't pissing budlight as there are less than 100 cases.
I wonder what Nick's alcohol gut farmed alcohol would be called though. A literal lolcow being milked? Now that's progressiveness.
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- 18 Paź 2022
Pussy Liqior Whisky, 69 percent proof and made only from April's carefully-selected vaginal yeast.
...I'd drink that for a kiwicoin.
Edit: oops, Liquor not "Liqior", I was channeling Nick there for a second
...I'd drink that for a kiwicoin.
Edit: oops, Liquor not "Liqior", I was channeling Nick there for a second
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- Dołączono
- 29 Sty 2021
No, my point is that you can't change alcohol into alcohol because it's already alcohol and no change would take place. IT WASN'T A TYPO.
If the only carbohydrates Nick consumes is alcohol, he can't have auto-brewery syndrome.
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- 25 Maj 2024
How much alchohol could be derived from a single Dorito then?
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- 30 Lip 2023
Aaron should make an account to tell us if Balldo was right and he can turn his single dorito chips into alcohol (like dollar store Jesus). oh lawd we didn't believe him
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- 11 Cze 2024
Many predicted this, it's almost comical that he is so easy to read.
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- 28 Maj 2024
Nick can easily make alcohol in his body
All he needs is a single Dorito and 5 bottles of whiskey
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- 29 Sty 2021
Assuming all the carbs were sugar (they're not) and a very efficient auto-brewery gut biome (it wouldn't be), a single Dorito could produce UP TO 1/5 of an ounce of alcohol.
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- 28 Maj 2024
Took Ralph like a week to take the deal on his case
Imagine a lawyer being so bad he has less legal sense than Nick
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- 28 Gru 2014
He was also a different kind of obnoxious asshole. Cuck jokes and fat jokes are not really more than being merely obnoxious. After the mask dropped, though, he started doing shit that we have always regarded as scumbag behavior, like baseless accusations of pedophilia.
Ironically it damaged his reputation more than Monty's, to the point that when Monty actually politely asked for a correction of the record, Null was open to it and on examination, the accusations were utterly bogus.
The fat jokes were generally about people who were fat and the cuck jokes were just jokes.
Now, Nick has turned out to be a literal cuck, a swinger, a cocaine addict who neglected his kids, a liar and defamer who falsely accuses people of actually molesting children, a betrayer of confidences ("Dear John"), and basically an even bigger scumbag than anyone he used to criticize for exactly those things.
There were some things people glossed over or didn't notice, of course, like the raccoon/skunk tales, where whether he made them up or not, he still looks like a shitty person for them, but I don't even remember those stories from the time.
So maybe he was being an obnoxious asshole, but he wasn't being outright criminal.
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- 21 Sie 2018
Truly, alchemy is a mysterious school of learning.
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- 30 Lip 2023
We will tell this tale in the bible of the sektur :
And it came to pass, on the eve of feasting, that Nickus, son of the lounge, walked amidst the throng gathered by the great corner demon, where many hungered yet bore naught save a humble sack of corn crisps and but one flagon of cola.
And one son among them spake, saying, “Lo, Father, the pantry is barren, and we have not coin to fetch from the market. How shall we be filled, lest we faint from hunger and thirst?”
Nickus lifted his gaze and smiled, saying unto them, “Fear not, for provision is at hand. Bring unto me the sack of 1k worth of snacks and spagetti O's.” And they brought these before him, doubting yet in their hearts.
Then did Nickus raise the sack on high, and with a voice like the hum of an old vending machine, he gave thanks, saying, “Blessed be the snack, and cursed be the hunger.” He brake the Doritos, and lo, from but one sack came forth a thousand snacks: Doritoes of many flavors, Spagetti O's, that one mashed potatoes recipe he made at 3am, and edible gummies forth sneaking to Jail, spilling forth in such abundance that the coffee table overflowed.
And the throng marveled, for each man, woman, child and april did take and eat until all were sated, and still there remained leftovers to fill twelve great bowls.
But then did Nickus take a single Dorito and pour it into a butter tray. He spake, “Behold, what was sweet shall now be strong.” And with but a turn of his Balldo, the Dorito was transformed into a golden brew its scent like unto fine mead but with a fiery kick.
And all who drank were filled with cheer, saying, “Surely, this is a miracle greater than all we have known!”
Thus was the fame of Nickus spread far and wide, and he was called henceforth “That one skinny bitch from kyle and depp trials,” beloved of all who dwell in the land of the coke.
And one son among them spake, saying, “Lo, Father, the pantry is barren, and we have not coin to fetch from the market. How shall we be filled, lest we faint from hunger and thirst?”
Nickus lifted his gaze and smiled, saying unto them, “Fear not, for provision is at hand. Bring unto me the sack of 1k worth of snacks and spagetti O's.” And they brought these before him, doubting yet in their hearts.
Then did Nickus raise the sack on high, and with a voice like the hum of an old vending machine, he gave thanks, saying, “Blessed be the snack, and cursed be the hunger.” He brake the Doritos, and lo, from but one sack came forth a thousand snacks: Doritoes of many flavors, Spagetti O's, that one mashed potatoes recipe he made at 3am, and edible gummies forth sneaking to Jail, spilling forth in such abundance that the coffee table overflowed.
And the throng marveled, for each man, woman, child and april did take and eat until all were sated, and still there remained leftovers to fill twelve great bowls.
But then did Nickus take a single Dorito and pour it into a butter tray. He spake, “Behold, what was sweet shall now be strong.” And with but a turn of his Balldo, the Dorito was transformed into a golden brew its scent like unto fine mead but with a fiery kick.
And all who drank were filled with cheer, saying, “Surely, this is a miracle greater than all we have known!”
Thus was the fame of Nickus spread far and wide, and he was called henceforth “That one skinny bitch from kyle and depp trials,” beloved of all who dwell in the land of the coke.