Anyone that likes Cleopatra 2525 should be shot into the sun.
Forget Elon Musk, if anyone wants a trip to Mars my sides are leaving right now.
Will he forsake his streaming duties now that he can micro-seethe on a different platform?Forget Elon Musk, if anyone wants a trip to Mars my sides are leaving right now.
I do feel a little bad over all this though. Jake may have been a dry drunk when it comes to microblogging, but he was at least dry. We're going to speedrun all the way back to the days when he spent 18 hours fused to his chair writing a single googleshng, aren't we?
He never did back when he was on Twitter, but that was at the (supposed) tail end of his addiction. Now that he's fully relapsing, it's anyone's guess. I bet he'll at least show up late to some streams because he was 'shnging.
He doesn't need friends, he needs enemas.
You know, I've been on this thread since page 1 and even on the DM thread that got the dox together after the Patreon leak (my only real contribution was the World Domination LLC record). And I don't think I've ever read an entire googleshng.Forget Elon Musk, if anyone wants a trip to Mars my sides are leaving right now.
I do feel a little bad over all this though. Jake may have been a dry drunk when it comes to microblogging, but he was at least dry. We're going to speedrun all the way back to the days when he spent 18 hours fused to his chair writing a single googleshng, aren't we?
bsky is even more anal about banning random people it seems and Jake has a habit of seething at people until he runs into someone who doesn't just block him but calls him out, and then the gnome wailing starts. He'll probably get banned at some point for harassing some higher ranking troon (which would be about anyone).
Jesus Christ, the very first thing he did on Bluesky was return to an 8-year-old grudge that even most of us forgot about.
Not that Jake has either.
You probably did read them, but can't remember because your brain shut it out as a defense mechanism so you don't go insane. The last time I tried to read one of the Wailing Gnome's Googleshngs, I blacked out and woke up a week later naked at a bowling alley in Waukegan, IL.
I hope so. That millstone would be the funniest shit to happen.
I like how your pfp accurately describes Jake's Steam purchases.
His time in CON is the high point of Jake’s relevance and social influence. But you could also read this as griping about the Trans Lifeline debacle. I’m leaning towards CON.
My reading is that it's more griping about CHELSAY.
That dribble he wrote got me thinking about something I've often wondered: how exactly did he got caught up in CON and involved with people like Zoe? What connection did he have since it seems like he never really had popularity or a following?
