💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Melty Butter]

And he's back in Melton's chat

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Trying to help you out. I'm not getting everything though. Hopefully someone will get it all.

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(He's talking about Aaron.)

 

[john marston]

At most, use is somewhat probative as to possession because if you had no idea why drugs were in your house, the fact you haven't done any of them is at least compatible with that defense. If OTOH you test positive as a heavy drug user when you supposedly had heavy amounts of drugs, well, that defense starts to look even more like a huge crock.

(And if you actually provably did have a huge amount of drugs and DIDN'T use them, it opens up the whole other can of worms as to what you were doing with them, such as distribution.)

Reading this made me realize: As much as Nick Rekieta whines about muh government conspiracy, the state has actually been pretty generous to him. He could have been charged with much much more.

Remember FPSRussia? They raided his house because he had on cargo shorts, that's what they actually wrote on the warrant, which actually got the state charges thrown out, he got sentenced off federal charges (it's automatically a felony to possess by firearms and illegal substances). They charged him with intent to distribute because he had given some drugs to his girlfriend, and they had much worse charges lined up (for example: they wanted to get him on damaging a firearm's serial number because he had licensed gun painter put custom painting that partly covered the serial number). He got sentenced to two months in federal prison, they confiscated his guns, and he's still a felon to this day. Rekieta has gotten off so much easier, and he still cries harder than Kyle ever did.

 

[Peace Through Power]

"I may be banned from alcohol for a few years."
*agonized groan*
Just the thought of living life sober causes these losers physical pain.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YGlxvEeL0rkIt's right at the start of the clip.

Wait, if "keeping a job" is a requirement for probation, will Nick be required to stream?

 

[john marston]

Trying to help you out. I'm not getting everything though. Hopefully someone will get it all.
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(He's talking about Aaron.)

Didn't he admit to several drug stories being true in Melton's chat? Or was that only weird cuck sex stuff?

 

[Captain Manning]

And this is why unfortunately such a deal is likely. Even if Nick is an absolute prick and wastes enormous amounts of money for both sides, and gets found guilty, he's still probably looking at a guidelines sentence barely worse than what the deal is.

He can't make it enormously expensive. He can't make it enormously expensive because this is not a close case.

He can, like any defendant, make it somewhat more expensive. A trial always costs money. No matter how simple.

And that is just enough for the state to always favor offering a plea deal when they can. They offer them to poor people using public defenders too. Judicial economy.

What I object to is the absurd idea he's pushing that if he forced them to take him to trial it would cost the state millions of dollars, the trial would last five weeks or some shit, and he might win.

This is a case where a wigger got caught with 27 grams of coke in his master bedroom. It ain't that fucking complicated. He has no workable defense. This was always gonna end with him pleading guilty, or being found guilty.

In they coming months, when he says "yeah, I totally could have won at trial" everybody should laugh.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Wait, if "keeping a job" is a requirement for probation, will Nick be required to stream?

That would be the funniest outcome because you know Nick hates streaming now because he's such a little bitch.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That's Al Franken.

I thought it was John Goodman @AnOminous

Trying to help you out. I'm not getting everything though. Hopefully someone will get it all.
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(He's talking about Aaron.)

We at least get a confirmation that Nick's 'other person' that exposed his children to cocaine was the local constabulary--not April, Kayla, or Aaron.

 

[Strix454]

Reading this made me realize: As much as Nick Rekieta whines about muh government conspiracy, the state has actually been pretty generous to him. He could have been charged with much much more.

Its not really "the state" being generous to him as an individual. Minnesota as a whole goes rather light on drug offenses. Especially drug offenses by people like Nick. Nick's case is in many ways the most ordinary sort of case in the world of Minnesota drug offenses. You go through rehab immediately after you get out of jail, you say you were sorry, you take a plea deal. You don't fight the case in court because the sentences are completely known and predictable from the start.

The only thing out of the ordinary in Nick's case is that Nick has been so stupidly and ineffectually dealing with it. Everything he has done from a legal point of view has been a waste of time. He should have made a plea deal a long time ago.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

True and Honest Aaron Stories: Naked twister, drinking cum, getting cucked, constant face licks, all the other gay shit.
NAWT TRUUUU Aaron Stories: Doing drugs.

Makes perfect sense!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I thought it was John Goodman @AnOminous

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lies_and_the_Lying_Liars_Who_Tell_Them

 

[Nate Higgers]

And he's back in Melton's chat

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Rate me late or retarded or whatever for this, but I just realized: so it’s ok for someone to commit the cardinal sin of being obese when they sweep it up for Nick? Sean is fat, so he’s bad. But Melton is an obese hunchbacked whale, and he’s good? Also a point Sean made last night: Melton calls Aaron “mooby” because Aaron has bitchtits (he does)…but doesn’t Melton have tits too?

If you look at those photos of Dax Herrera at the jigsaw puzzle competition, he’s got a bit of a beer gut going there too.

I don’t know, I shouldn’t expect logical consistency from Rekieta at this point but it just popped into my head reading the second screenshot in your post.

 

[Oxyjen]

Also a point Sean made last night: Melton calls Aaron “mooby” because Aaron has bitchtits (he does)

As in, he has a good musculature from working out and training for boxing, with maybe a bit of excess fat on top.

Which Nick is jealous about because he’s a sunken-chested stick-figure weakling, probably with a paunch starting from all the alcohol abuse.

 

[Vibralldo]

Rate me late or retarded or whatever for this, but I just realized: so it’s ok for someone to commit the cardinal sin of being obese when they sweep it up for Nick? Sean is fat, so he’s bad. But Melton is an obese hunchbacked whale, and he’s good? Also a point Sean made last night: Melton calls Aaron “mooby” because Aaron has bitchtits (he does)…but doesn’t Melton have tits too?

If you look at those photos of Dax Herrera at the jigsaw puzzle competition, he’s got a bit of a beer gut going there too.

I don’t know, I shouldn’t expect logical consistency from Rekieta at this point but it just popped into my head reading the second screenshot in your post.

Nick's a swiss cheese brained retard that has no filter, he'll just say whatever. If saying someone he dislikes is fat would insult them, he does it. If ignoring that one of his friends is fat benefits him, he will.

The "Aaron only lives in the moment, no past or present" is pure projection.

 

[New Lady Crackets]

- He calls out Aaron for having weak-ass arms
- He calls out Aaron for not being a tough guy and not being able to fight anyone.
- Dax non-ironically talks about Aaron trying to revive a dead format.
- Nick says Aaron is obsessed with Radio. Nick thinks that is dumb. But Nick doesn't care.
- Nick learned that Aaron lives in this moment and nothing past/present/future does not exist. Everything Aaron does bends toward serving this exact moment.
- Aaron has told stories where he is the hero. But the real hero in all of those stories was either Nick, Kayla or April. Aaron's brain changes out other people for himself in stories.
- Aaron's stories are "really weird"
- Nick is way stronger than Aaron and was terrified of Nick's strength in real life. He looked into Nick's eyes and could not deal with him.
- Nick brags about knowing what porn Aaron watches and Aaron should not be critical of anyone on onlyfans.
- Aaron has no concept of self-actualization.
- If Aaron was self-aware, he would be self-loathing.

He comes off as a cool guy who is so above it not an obsessed jilted ex who misses Aaron's dick. This soon to be convict and child abuser admitted Aaron saved his wife from his abuse by threatening to padel him with a bat and all he could do was punching himself in the head repeatedly and submit to him. I bet he was denied his cuck chair that night too.


The funniest thing is making up cope stories about Aaron will only make sure he remains an active character in his lore. The radio loser who cucked him, didn't get drug charges, told everyone about it, made money out of it and eventually made him a legal cuck. He's so low in life that pleading guilty to become a convict and a quiet divorce is the height of his dreams.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Lester Burnham is Jesus (I don't understand this either)

Drugs.

 

[Strix454]

Rate me late or retarded or whatever for this, but I just realized: so it’s ok for someone to commit the cardinal sin of being obese when they sweep it up for Nick? Sean is fat, so he’s bad. But Melton is an obese hunchbacked whale, and he’s good? Also a point Sean made last night: Melton calls Aaron “mooby” because Aaron has bitchtits (he does)…but doesn’t Melton have tits too?

The whole thing is just weird because Nick is convinced his skelly look (and really thin men in general) is the ultimate attractive male look. Being the guy with buggy whip arms with an emaciated body and countable ribs isn't a position that you can look down on other guys from. Beyond that, Nick's whole "I'm the prettiest girl in the room" mentality is as stupid and gay when he does it as when Dax does it.

 

[Nate Higgers]

The whole thing is just weird because Nick is convinced his skelly look (and really thin men in general) is the ultimate attractive male look. Being the guy with buggy whip arms with an emaciated body and countable ribs isn't a position that you can look down on other guys from.

Don’t forget, Nick has a mini-hunchback similar to his buddy Melton. If you look up a photo of “nerd neck”, it matches Rekieta to a tee. Likely from all his hours on the phone refreshing Xitter and his Kiwifarms thread to stay on top of people’s opinions about him.

 

[Desktop User2]

Is his obsession with Aaron because he thinks he is punching down and by making him look bad, Nick would automatically look good? I know it´s a teenager crackhead way of thinking but it´s Nick after all. Or is it he just misses Aaron´s cock that hard?
You know what, it is cock. With Nick is always about cock, he is even trying to embarrass his former lover with cock talk; Nick is just addicted to cock.

 

[Peace Through Power]

You know what, it is cock. With Nick is always about cock, he is even trying to embarrass his former lover with cock talk; Nick is just addicted to cock.

Nick thought he was Lester Burnham, but he was the gay neighbor all along

 

[Captain Manning]

Rate me late or retarded or whatever for this, but I just realized: so it’s ok for someone to commit the cardinal sin of being obese when they sweep it up for Nick? Sean is fat, so he’s bad. But Melton is an obese hunchbacked whale, and he’s good?

Yes and yes.

Melton calls Aaron “mooby” because Aaron has bitchtits (he does)…but doesn’t Melton have tits too?

According to Nick, no. Because Melton kisses the Lawpope ring. As does Ralph.

If you look at those photos of Dax Herrera at the jigsaw puzzle competition, he’s got a bit of a beer gut going there too.

Dude, have you seen Juju lately?



To answer your question simply, Nick doesn't really care what your body type is. You can be as fat as a whale, or thin as a meth head. What matters is whether you are sucking his dick or not.