💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Indeed it could, because Minnesota's definition of priors for purposes of sentencing hinges not on the date that the prior offense was committed nor even its date of conviction, but instead the date on which the prior offense's conviction reached its own sentencing. This often produces counterintuitive results where even the latter of two offenses could be treated as a "prior" in sentencing for the earlier offense, merely due to happenstance of which case proceeds to sentencing more swiftly than the other:

This is a VERY interesting titbit. Does it also apply to concurrent sentencing? What if Nick is convicted of both counts in the same trial? Does the second get a higher criminal history score?

My logic says, 'no', because that could be gamed, but I want to be sure.

 

[Strix454]

Apparently Nick made an appearanc e on TDS:

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Part 1 transcript 1:05 - 1:20

- Nick calls in supposedly driving with Kayla in the car.
- Nick says he isn't going to jail or prison.
- Nick is angry that people are talking about him. He goes into child-shield mode and Dax starts talking about cuties again,
- Nick's kids have no concept of anything going on and are just happy to be home. Nick's kids know nothing about drugs or anything like that or why Nick had trouble with the law. Nick's oldest kid made a joke in the past about cocaine in the car with Nick and Nick's kid didn't really understand what cocaine really was. Nick was taught about drugs in public schools, but his children know nothing at all about drugs.
- Nick's kids know nothing whatsoever about drugs. They could not recognize them if they saw them.
- Nick is really angry that people care about his kids. Nick doesn't understand that.
- Nick says everyone in lawtube was jeilous of him and they were never important to Nick's show.
- Nick would never have paid anyone in lawtube. Everyone in lawtube owes everything to Nick. Nick gave them time on his show worth $50k.
- Nick sounds messed up.
- The cool thing to Nick about how Nick operates is that he is unaware of all those lawtube people anyway. Because he is really busy. He has lost touch with lots of people because they didn't matter to him.
- Lawtube was always gay. They pulled him in by proxy and made him lawtube.
- Nick had a settlement conference. They didn't reach an agreement but they are really close and going have the next one at the 17th and have a deal then.
- Nick's deal is favoriable and reasonable. But he can't tell us about it.
- Nick claims he has a whole bunch of evidentery issues that would cost a fortune at trial for the prosecution. So they have to make a deal with him as much as he has to make a deal with them.
- Nick went back to his "there are no victims in the case" argument and that there was no child endangerment in his case.
- CPS discovered how wonderful the lives of Nick's children are. They also found that the children love their parents ever so much.
- The only issue for CPS was the presence of drugs in the home.
- Nick is claiming again that they had full custody of the kids since August.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Summary of Dick Show call-in:

- Kayla was in the car with him during the call-in, and she spoke briefly to say 'hello'.

- Everyone has it wrong. Everyone pretends to care about children, but do not know their names. Dick says that people online are the ones who will ruin their lives so the concern is fake.

- The kids have no idea about internet drama do not totally understand why they were taken out of their home. They told the cops that they had no idea about drugs. The 17 year old supposedly did not know what cocaine even is. Nick had to explain it to him last week.

- People are pretending to be Nick's friends, but they never were. LawTube people are just being jealous. Nick calculated the value of airtime he gave them, and he got 50k USD. Nick made them all from under 1k subs to over 100k. He takes shots at Uncivil Law specifically for being too incompetent to capitalise on the success.

- Nick does not keep a list of grudges against people. He just does not care because he barely talks to anyone, so people who hate him just go away. He has been really busy and ADHD, so he never kept in contact for anyone. He never asked anyone to defend him.

Spoiler: More insanity

- Nick is very close to a deal in the case, and he thinks that he will come to a deal at his next hearing. Nick has a LOT of evidentiary issues he could raise and hammer the prosecution on. it could be enough to win, but there is always risk and it will cost a lot of time and money. The easiest thing to do is to compromise and make a deal.

- Nick repeats the lie that the State's response to the motion to ask for recording of the pre-trial motions where they said 'there are no victims' and 'children will not testify'., that it means the State conceded the children were not victimised in any way.

- Nick claimed that CPS only wanted 60 days of clean drug tests in order to give the children back because they interviewed the children and found that they were all 'brilliant' and loved their parents, so it was best to return them.

- Nick repeat almost all his copes and the lines he has given before. He is really repetitive if you watch his streams and read his tweets.

- Nick takes shots at Kino Casino and says they did worse things.

- The prosecution KNOWS that he cannot talk about his case until the case is over. A lot of people put private things out in public, and there is a good story that will NEVER be told.

- He says Aaron is hyper-focused on the present and unable to fathom the future. He has supposedly put himself in the position of a hero in situations where it was actually Nick, Kayla, or April who did or said the thing. Nick has a relative that does the same. Nick says the only thing Aaron ever said to Nick about getting physical is that after an argument he 'looked into [Nick's] eyes and [he] was scared'.

- Nick may be banned from alcohol for years, so it will not be a part of the show. Sobriety from all non-prescribed substance is. Nick says all drug testing is inaccurate--except for urinalysis. When you get a false positive, you can do nothing, and you cannot counter-test.

- Nick claims that 1 in 5 children in the USA would test positive for controlled substance. The tests have a 15% error rate, at least. If you tested cops, they would all have results that look like drug users.

- Nick says the State was using the PR aspect of the child endangerment charge to slag him in public and get the deal they wanted. The record only shows that they found a very good and strong bond between the kids and the parents. They will never retract anything though.

- Nick has recordings of the reports and interviews made to police and he could go through those on his show.

- Nick never drank around his kids when he would have to drive or take care of them.

- Nick is planning to go to #FreeRileyFest event Dick is hosting.

 

[AltisticRight]

Apparently Nick made an appearanc e on TDS:

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I love how TDS is such a boring garbage fire, nobody bothers to watch it.
I'd bet most of you didn't even realise Hulagirl86 / Marie Valenzuela got pregnant.
Who's the daddy?
Who knows.
Maybe this man.

 

[Edward Teach]

Nick went back to his "there are no victims in the case" argument and that there was no child endangerment in his case.
- The only issue for CPS was the presence of drugs in the home.

Fuck this guy is tarded.....No victims...The charge is not about victims but having kids in the presence of drugs. Just like having guns in the presence of the drugs.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick says he isn't going to jail or prison.

He probably isn't... yet. Most people agree it's unlikely for the three charges he's currently facing, and if he takes the deal.

Now if the Aaron hacking shit goes anywhere...

He goes into child-shield mode and Dax starts talking about cuties again,

ACK ACK ACK!

Nick's oldest kid made a joke in the past about cocaine in the car with Nick and Nick's kid didn't really understand what cocaine really was. Nick was taught about drugs in public schools, but his children know nothing at all about drugs.

Great parenting not telling your kids about drugs.

Nick claims he has a whole bunch of evidentery issues that would cost a fortune at trial for the prosecution. So they have to make a deal with him as much as he has to make a deal with them.

Oh, give me a fucking break!

"It is not you that are receiving my surrender, but I that am being magnanimous to you!"

Get fucked. Nobody with a brain is gonna buy that tripe. I hope he gets ridiculed forever if that's what he's gonna force people to listen to from now on.

I'd bet most of you didn't even realise Hulagirl86 / Marie Valenzuela got pregnant.

I did actually, and I wish I didn't.

Can't wait for Vito to babysit the kid!

 

[AnOminous]

Part 1 transcript 1:05 - 1:20

So basically

• lies come out of his mouth
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• lies come out of his mouth
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• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• then he sucks a dick

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

The 17 year old supposedly did not know what cocaine even is. Nick had to explain it to him last week.

This is just impossible to believe. Probably one of Nick's "funny and weird jokes" where his son was telling him cocaine is bad, and Nick had to explain to his son that actually, cocaine is actually AWESOME.

I say this because moments later when they are explaining how they (the adults) went to pubic school and went through DARE, their kids are homeschooled so they don't know drugs. Nick opines that even as a kid he was confused why the DARE people were talking about how AWESOME drugs are, and how "they are so awesome your body will crave them uncontrollably" and he didn't understand why drugs were actually bad then other than "they will kill you."

 

[Strix454]

Part 2 of the Dick Show transcript:

1:20 - 1:43

- Nick's first clean drug test was on June 14th. He claims that he got his kids back right after he completed 60 days.
- Nick did outpatient recovery. Everyone in recovery but Nick were addicts. Nick is so much better than they were.
- Nick not doing drugs or alcohol was totally easy. Because Nick is cool.
- Nick just likes to party and if he has to give up partying to get his kids back, you just do it.
- Nick's critics don't do drugs so they can't understand.
- They bitch about Kino Casino for a little while.
- "Money and opportunity eliminate moral boundaries" according to Nick
- Nick is a wholesome internet dad to his kids. Its just how you do life.
- Nick never was a trad dad. Christians and Jews have always liked partying and anyone who denies that is an idiot.
- Nick's situation is complex and none of anyone's business.
- The only victim of anything Nick did is Nick.
- Dax wants to see Nick's revenge arc on his detractors. Nick's detractors are all degenerates too.
- Nick bitches about PPP some more.
- There is hypocracy about Nick's degeneracy just because he has children.
- Nick can't give his side of the story until the case is over.
- Nick doesn't want to get online and just talk about his situation. He wants his legal situation resolved so he can stream again.
- Nick didn't put his private life into the public eye. Other people did.
- There is a really good story about what happened that will never get told. It goes into "life" and how "life develops" and stuff.
- He calls out Aaron for having weak-ass arms
- He calls out Aaron for not being a tough guy and not being able to fight anyone.
- Dax non-ironically talks about Aaron trying to revive a dead format.
- Nick says Aaron is obsessed with Radio. Nick thinks that is dumb. But Nick doesn't care.
- Nick learned that Aaron lives in this moment and nothing past/present/future does not exist. Everything Aaron does bends toward serving this exact moment.
- Aaron has told stories where he is the hero. But the real hero in all of those stories was either Nick, Kayla or April. Aaron's brain changes out other people for himself in stories.
- Aaron's stories are "really weird"
- Nick is way stronger than Aaron and was terrified of Nick's strength in real life. He looked into Nick's eyes and could not deal with him.
- Nick brags about knowing what porn Aaron watches and Aaron should not be critical of anyone on onlyfans.
- Aaron has no concept of self-actualization.
- If Aaron was self-aware, he would be self-loathing.
- Nick is preparing for his "comeback". But it will not be about him or his situation. Its a tired subject.
- After the case is over, Nick will make his comeback.
- Nick may be banned for several years from drinking.
- Nick doesn't care about not being allowed to drink anymore. Its no big deal. He doesn't care about drug or alcohol restrictions.
- Drug testing is never accurate. No test beyond urine testing within 48 hours can work.
- Nick is worried about false positives on drug tests.
- Nick starts talking about testing and incidental contact with alcohol. Maybe hinting at something this fall.
- 1 in 5 children tested in the general population will test false positive for controlled substances according to Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

This is just impossible to believe. Probably one of Nick's "funny and weird jokes" where his son was telling him cocaine is bad, and Nick had to explain to his son that actually, cocaine is actually AWESOME.

It's so WEIRD and FUNNAY that Nick's kid had no idea what cocaine was and therefore had no idea why heavily armed cops with battering rams invaded his home. And Nick, father of the year that he is, had to explain it was because he likes to snort angry powder up his nose. Every child needs to know what cocaine is and why cops would bash your front door down to take it from you.

Part 2 of the Dick Show transcript:

1:20 - 1:43

Summary of summary:

More lies come out of Nick's lie-hole.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

This is a VERY interesting titbit. Does it also apply to concurrent sentencing? What if Nick is convicted of both counts in the same trial? Does the second get a higher criminal history score?

My logic says, 'no', because that could be gamed, but I want to be sure.

For concurrent sentencing on multiple counts, they usually start from the most serious charges and work down. So if there are no other priors, first count gets a criminal score of 0, count 2 will include a crim score of 1 (if the first count counts for purposes of the score), etc.

But not a "prior" in the sense that it would move the second count to a different category, for the kinds of crimes that have radically different penalties (like mandatory minimums) for "subsequent" commission of a crime.

 

[Strix454]

Part 3 of the Dick Show transcript:

1:43 - end

- All drug cops tested for drugs will look like they are using drugs
- All lab techs tested for drugs will look like they are using drugs
- Nick has suffered in his physical health and mental health because of what the government has done.
- The government know that everything that they charged is false.
- The child-related charges are going to be dropped according to Nick.
- Nick has all the reports and nothing was ever wrong with the children. They are all above average children that are better than other children.
- Aaron lied in a CPS interview according to Nick.
- CPS loves Nick and knows his children are just great. They found loving parents, loving kids and not one thing wrong.
- Nick's kids have NEVER seen Nick drunk.
- Nick just loves people and hearing things he doesn't know. He is going to make his comeback in streaming after the plea deal.
- Nick is going to be supposedly at FreeRileyFest.

 

[Accidental Protege]

Nick's oldest kid made a joke in the past about cocaine in the car with Nick and Nick's kid didn't really understand what cocaine really was. Nick was taught about drugs in public schools, but his children know nothing at all about drugs.

I bet Nick totally didn’t miss the fact that his kid was hinting in so many words that he knew about the cocaine use. He has such superior awareness of social cues, after all. Also he must think his kids are as retarded as his audience if he really thinks they don’t know what’s going on.

 

[AnOminous]

- Nick has suffered in his physical health and mental health because of what the government has done.

And of course constantly snorting cocaine, being drunk off his ass, and not eating at all until he turned into a skelly has nothing to do with it.

The pathetic shit that comes out of this liar's cockholster never ceases to amaze me.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick's critics don't do drugs so they can't understand.

Yeah, we're all pieces of shit for that. I know I'd have way more credibility if I only did an 8 ball every once in a while.

Also:

Nick didn't put his private life into the public eye. Other people did.

Nah, I'm pretty sure that was all him on his show and his Locals. Otherwise this thread wouldn't have taken the trajectory it did.

It wasn't somebody coming in here dropping some hot gross one day, it was people looking at his behavior and going "what the fuck?".

Before he started to go looney tunes, you couldn't even say anything negative about Nick in this thread.

Nick doesn't care about not being allowed to drink anymore. Its no big deal. He doesn't care about drug or alcohol restrictions.

He's gonna violate his probation terms. I'm calling it now.

Nick has suffered in his physical health and mental health because of what the government has done.

He looked like absolutely shit BEFORE the government took a battering ram to his door, and EVERYBODY saw it.

He is going to make his comeback in streaming after the plea deal.

He's e-career is fucked. He will never achieve the heights he once had.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Nick claiming he is getting a good deal, but then admitting likely no booze and drugs for a few years, which was realistically the maximum he was gonna get.

Nick is bending the knee to the state and is taking the sentencing guideline deal, while passing it off as a victory.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

It’s only a matter of time until he’s in trouble again for drugs or drunk driving, it’s amazing to see his hubris. ” I’ve never done anything wrong stalker.“ vibes. It must be a nightmare dealing with him.

 

[Strix454]

Nick claiming he is getting a good deal, but then admitting likely no booze and drugs for a few years, which was realistically the maximum he was gonna get.

Nick is bending the knee to the state and is taking the sentencing guideline deal, while passing it off as a victory.

From the way he was talking, it seemed like he was willing to pay any price on the other charges to get the child-related charge dropped. His new comeback narrative is going to be that everything single accusation related to child neglect was false and that he was completely exonerated by CPS, local prosecutors and the court system itself. He is going to use the fact that the records are sealed and the plea deal to simply lie about everything related to the family issues.

He really thinks he can make a comeback in streaming if he can neutralize the family-related issues in the narrative.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

From the way he was talking, it seemed like he was willing to pay any price on the other charges to get the child-related charge dropped. His new comeback narrative is going to be that everything single accusation related to child neglect was false and that he was completely exonerated by CPS, local prosecutors and the court system itself. He is going to use the fact that the records are sealed and the plea deal to simply lie about everything related to the family issues.

He really thinks he can make a comeback in streaming if he can neutralize the family-related issues in the narrative.

"I TAKEZ CAREZ OF MY CHILLRINZ"

 

[drsb]

So basically

• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• lies come out of his mouth
• then he sucks a dick

To quote PPP: He is a lying liar who lies.