💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Procrastinhater]

The plate LAWFGGT would’ve been better for him.

He doesn't actually do LAW though.
Maybe CCKFGGT.
Oh just plain FGGT.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

If Nick pleads out, Aaron wont be a witness.
I wonder when they look into the fat homosexual pedophile comms with Nick if they share it with Aaron, since he is the victim. If so, Aaron may have grounds for an RO against Melton and bankrupt him by basically eliminating his podcast raison d´etre.

He didn't even parse the syntaxes wrong she said if it wasn't for the kids dad and her telling the truth to them.

So what is nick giving the talk while april feeds him answers through an ear piece in the next room? Cue cards? She didn't say "oh nick and I workshopped the truth and the best way to convey it and he told the kids himself without me"

What syntactic ambiguity is there? He's reduced to bill Clinton tier asking what "is" means

witness is also aaron in the revenge porn as well, you look like you are intimating a guy your wife and you are charging...

 

[Desktop User2]

He didn't even parse the syntaxes wrong she said if it wasn't for the kids dad and her telling the truth to them.

So what is nick giving the talk while april feeds him answers through an ear piece in the next room? Cue cards? She didn't say "oh nick and I workshopped the truth and the best way to convey it and he told the kids himself without me"

What syntactic ambiguity is there? He's reduced to bill Clinton tier asking what "is" means

That they didn´t directly talk with the kids about their sex lives but they were exposed to it, probably by reading his father ´s interaction with the vile crack whore. The children learned by their (Nick and April´s) recollection of facts, not the Karen Farms´.
By the way, I think it is morally way worse; even if you are a massive lolbert degen, at least you control the info dump when you are having a personal talk with your kids; if they learn it on the Internet via your sexting with your vile crack whore during your drug fueled rampages.

 

[RodgerDodger]

i dont think that is going to happen this is a totally separate case , different police officers etc... and in a lot of ways the cybercrime case is worse than the other shit. Also I expect melton talking about how he is not going to jail daring the pigs to come him etc... has probably really pissed them off and yes judges and lawyers did get pissed if you fuck with them.

But it would be the same DA. The Cops don't make the plea deals. The DA does. Unless the Aaron hacking stuff is being handled by the other county.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Hey, maybe they wanted to see Sonny Eclipse perform at Cosmic Ray’s Starlight Cafe! It’s easily the best Chuck E Cheese style animatronic dinner show.

https://youtu.be/vWxbzd96xdc?

Jokes aside, it’s probably just a relaxing, mostly wholesome trip for them

Bro if you post YouTube links delete everything after and including the si section after the ? like shown its a tracker Google adds to your links to track you.
Your link will still work without it.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

"yOu pArSeD tHe sYnTaX wRoNg"

Fucking Balldo with his gay ass semantic faggotry.
He tries to play retarded lawyer word games he saw on Quincy with people IRL and eats a single Dorito smugly thinking its makes him look so fucking smart lol.
It just proves to anyone watching what a slimy disingenuous retard he is.
No integrity.

Parsed the fucking syntax. Yeah ok Sophocles. You stick with that one.

Nick sure does sound like a FUCKING NERD.

 

[MeltyTW]

That they didn´t directly talk with the kids about their sex lives but they were exposed to it, probably by reading his father ´s interaction with the vile crack whore. The children learned by their (Nick and April´s) recollection of facts, not the Karen Farms´.
By the way, I think it is morally way worse; even if you are a massive lolbert degen, at least you control the info dump when you are having a personal talk with your kids; if they learn it on the Internet via your sexting with your vile crack whore during your drug fueled rampages.

How would they even know the kids knew the truth without talking to them about it later then? And also she says they'll keep telling which definitely isn't just oh the kids happened to find it. And even if it is that still is April talking to the kids about her adulterous sex life just via the internet.

Nick is so fucking retarded

 

[Procrastinhater]

Any consequence his parents can buy Nick out of, they will, even if that means paying April "fuck off" money.

Not necessarily. When BPD bitches "split" on you depending on the level of psycho hosebeast you're dealing with money won't always work.
Some Borderlines want payback, they want you to hurt as much or more than they feel you hurt them, money won't cut it, they want to see you suffer.
There's the kind that will blow up your phone hundreds of times an hour or try to get you fired by embarassing you at work, and then there's the kind that will make false rape allegations or drive their car through the front of your house in a screaming rage.
And you never know which one you're gonna get till you break up.
Thats why "don't stick your dick in crazy" is legit good advice.

 

[Captain Manning]

But it would be the same DA. The Cops don't make the plea deals. The DA does. Unless the Aaron hacking stuff is being handled by the other county.

I think the hacking stuff is being handled by Sterns County right now. Aaron has been in touch with Sterns County. Including St. Cloud popo. Melton even admitted recently that he's been contacted by Sterns County.

We might be headed for a situation where Nick settles his accounts with Kandiyohi, only to get a knock on the door from Sterns.

That would be funny.

EDIT: Wrong city.

 

[Desktop User2]

How would they even know the kids knew the truth without talking to them about it later then? And also she says they'll keep telling which definitely isn't just oh the kids happened to find it. And even if it is that still is April talking to the kids about her adulterous sex life just via the internet.

Nick is so fucking retarded

This is the same Nick that justified following energii_king by confessing it was only for paying some Jamaican hooker´s abortion. He´s just that retarded every time he tries to weasel out of some shit.

Can you conceive how stupid Nick is? When confronted about following someone on IG, that you could just say "I dont even remember following these guys" or, since he already confessed to Hedonism II at this point of their conversation "I befriended and followed them, who cares?" this intelectual beast of a man went for "I was finding ways to send abortion money for a 3rd hooker, not previously discussed."

Nick is the stupidest person alive.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The balldo will insulate him

The level of debauchery Nick has sunk too it wouldn't surprise me if he started doing that shit Albert Fish was doing that made the Electric Chair short out when they tried to execute him.
They x rayed his body afterwards and he had dozens of needles embedded in his scrotum and penis.
Nothing would surprise me about the Balldocuck at this point.
He totally destroyed a life most Americans dream of because he couldn't control his perverse sexual urges, maybe scrotal needles are the next step from Balldoing April.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yeah. Nick's stories about how Nick was a gay cuck who paid for the room his wife was done in really make Aaron look bad. Nick being buddies with a gay pedo like Melton also just brings endless shame to Aaron.

It takes a whole lot to make a dabbleverse cuck like Aaron look good in comparison coming out of a poly break-up. But Mission Accomplished Nick.

Aaron Imholte? Pfft. That's nothing.

My dude, Nick makes Ethan Ralph look good better in this.

Ralph knew he was beat, plead guilty, and he's already paid the $500 fine in one lump sum.

Meanwhile, Nick STILL has at least one unpaid traffic ticket in collections, and his criminal case has dragged on way longer than it should have because Nick is convinced he's as gifted an attorney as Gerry Spence, or some shit.

Imagine... JUST IMAGINE... you are involved in ANY situation where Ethan Ralph comes out looking better than you.

Couldn't be me.

 

[LiquidKid]

Bro if you post YouTube links delete everything after and including the si section after the ? like shown its a tracker Google adds to your links to track you.
Your link will still work without it.

Good to know. I only ever use a burner YouTube account anyway so tracking isn’t a big issue but it’s still useful info

 

[drsb]

Aaron Imholte? Pfft. That's nothing.

My dude, Nick inadvertently makes Ethan Ralph look good better in this.

Ralph knew he was beat, plead guilty, and he's already paid the $500 fine in one lump sum.

Meanwhile, Nick STILL has at least one unpaid traffic ticket in collections, and his criminal case has dragged on way longer than it should have because Nick is convinced he's as gifted an attorney as Gerry Spence, or some shit.

Imagine... JUST IMAGINE... you are involved in ANY situation where Ethan Ralph comes out looking better than you.

Couldn't be me.

Just ask yourself... WWRD? What Would Ralph Do!!!!!!

 

[Drama keen]

Bro if you post YouTube links delete everything after and including the si section after the ? like shown its a tracker Google adds to your links to track you.
Your link will still work without it.

This is true for most stuff. Everything after the '?' is likely useless. Try your link once more without that part, and if it works, you are good.
There might be extensions for that, but I doubt they work so generic, it can ruin stuff.

 

[Captain Manning]

Just ask yourself... WWRD? What Would Ralph Do!!!!!!

It's not just a meme or a joke. Ralph is legitimately and objectively better at navigating the criminal justice system than a man who purportedly has a bar card.

And this time Ralph even managed to do it sans legal counsel.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Just ask yourself... WWRD? What Would Ralph Do!!!!!!

Shart his pants and break his chair leaning back on it?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Nick Rekieta never passed the bar. He stopped inside to lick their whiskey bottles.

 

[MeltyTW]

Nick is the stupidest person alive.

He really is, also is he still doing that thing where he pretends his blatant and obvious illegal behavior isn't real because ppp and random kiwifarmers who don't claim to know the law get some minor barely or unrelated point wrong?

Because I think he's so stupid he sees "nick is a shit lawyer" as "I am a better lawyer" . It's amazing he thinks the path is to try to own kiwis is legal trivia vs recognizing that what they're saying is that arrogance is clouding his judgement and that knowing the process better isn't equal to having the humility to realize it applies to you too in order to best navigate it

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Like VHS home videos and telenovelas.

Exactly! News footage, soap operas, things that are meant to be recorded quick and cheap. There are actually TVs with built-in filters to make frame rates look higher, and it fucking ruins certain movies. Ever see Robocop with it? Terrible.