💼 Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[AnOminous]

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>MFW its Bob Time

How is he simultaneously so grotesquely fat and yet hollow cheeked and gaunt like a corpse?

Maybe New York is kinder to english degree holders and urinalist's but man imagine your daughter being a prostitute AND a journalist

Doing ass to mouth is probably more dignified than writing for Cucktaku.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Here's Alyssa Mercante gloating over her latest Rolling Stone clickbait article about South of Midnight and defending Sweet Baby Inc, while shitting on gamers criticizing them. Then you see her cheerleading cuckold Chris Cruz of Rolling Stone.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Here's Alyssa Mercante gloating over her latest Rolling Stone clickbait article about South of Midnight and defending Sweet Baby Inc, while shitting on gamers criticizing them. Then you see her cheerleading cuckold Chris Cruz of Rolling Stone.
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Is she paid by sweet baby inc to shill their future failures you think or does she do it for free? This shit is on no one's radar lol.


Hey market that's mostly White guys come play our fetal alcohol syndrome magical negress who kills White men in the deep south. Can't wait to see Grummz and JT gloating in april .

 

[behindyourightnow]

Is she paid by sweet baby inc to shill their future failures you think or does she do it for free? This shit is on no one's radar lol.

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Hey market that's mostly White guys come play our fetal alcohol syndrome magical negress who kills White men in the deep south. Can't wait to see Grummz and JT gloating in april .

Own the chuds by making black female characters cross eyed and retarded

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Here's Alyssa Mercante gloating over her latest Rolling Stone clickbait article about South of Midnight and defending Sweet Baby Inc, while shitting on gamers criticizing them. Then you see her cheerleading cuckold Chris Cruz of Rolling Stone.
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I can't stand the animation or some of the art direction in this game but I still wanted to play for the story as it's something that hasn't been done before so I don't get why she's blaming all gamers. Not all of us are Reactionary Right Retards Alyssa.

 

[HarmanSmith69]

Here's Alyssa Mercante gloating over her latest Rolling Stone clickbait article about South of Midnight and defending Sweet Baby Inc, while shitting on gamers criticizing them. Then you see her cheerleading cuckold Chris Cruz of Rolling Stone.
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The pro-SOM comments on this tweet are hilarious. People pearl clutching when anyone points out how likely this game is to fail. Why are the activist types so bad at learning patterns ? Clearly, this game is going to bomb. Do they think it has a chance or is this just a gaslighting campaign ?

 

[Vibralldo]

Alyssa is now gloating that John Walker of Kotaku made a racist hate clickbait about gamers against wokeness.
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I think the "dark web" she's hate-ranting is Kiwi Farms, while she posts a image of her ass getting grabbed. CyricZ is also a huge simp for her.
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Bragging about all the sex she has comes across as really insecure and reminds me of Andrew Tate

 

[Herpes is Brat]

The pro-SOM comments on this tweet are hilarious. People pearl clutching when anyone points out how likely this game is to fail. Why are the activist types so bad at learning patterns ? Clearly, this game is going to bomb. Do they think it has a chance or is this just a gaslighting campaign ?

Acknowledging what they're doing wrong: No White male protagonists (basically male protagonists in general), replacing tropes (An extremely useful narrative device) with your extremely subpar writing, hamfisting da message constantly, making horrific character designs etc etc would be acknowledging that your worldview is obtuse and wrong.

Something like 20 thousand development jobs lost this year, publishers and studios closing down and the kicker is PC gamers alone are spending over billions a year in games they literally never open so you have this almost ghost boycott against left wing ideas in AAA gaming. They NEED every success they can get because eventually a few investors will wise up, fire them and may even make several chud friendly games with culture war marketing.

 

[Lone Star]

I know some of you fuckers would hit that

She's the kind of woman where I feel like just touching her shoulder would give me an STD.

 

[DocAwe]

There is no strong white straight male representation in this game so I don't feel comfortable playing/buying it.

 

[just Reading a post]

Acknowledging what they're doing wrong: No White male protagonists (basically male protagonists in general), replacing tropes (An extremely useful narrative device) with your extremely subpar writing, hamfisting da message constantly, making horrific character designs etc etc would be acknowledging that your worldview is obtuse and wrong.

Something like 20 thousand development jobs lost this year, publishers and studios closing down and the kicker is PC gamers alone are spending over billions a year in games they literally never open so you have this almost ghost boycott against left wing ideas in AAA gaming. They NEED every success they can get because eventually a few investors will wise up, fire them and may even make several chud friendly games with culture war marketing.

They need more than one success. Flop after flop after flop, woke games have been dropping on the floor and everyone is just walking past them.
Asmongold can say your game is woke shit once and you lose $50m in sales. Never mind go ham on making multiple videos on how much of a shit pile the game is. Not even Jason"big tits are loli"jew can save a woke game with all the journoscum helping him.
Thing is they will get 1 game next year that has very fucking minor things like a black guy in a role and claim victory. Because it was not a complete flop.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Bragging about all the sex she has comes across as really insecure and reminds me of Andrew Tate

yeah, minus the poorly closeted homosexuality

 

[Vibralldo]

yeah, minus the poorly closeted homosexuality

Tate hides his homosexuality, Alyssa fakes her bisexuality to trick simps into thinking they have a chance at a threesome

 

[GameratePTSD]

The protagonist has that Dylan Mulvaney build.

So let me get this straight: the strong black woman protagonist (whose father ran out on her and her mother)

is isekai'd away to the deep south where she suddenly attains Haitian voodoo and is tasked with defeating evil spirit literally called... "haints"...

Are we sure /pol/ didn't write this game?
When this piece of shit inevitably fails I wonder if the libtards will be embarrassed for ever supporting this goofy jiggaboo minstrel show.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The protagonist has that Dylan Mulvaney build.
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So let me get this straight: the strong black woman protagonist (whose father ran out on her and her mother)
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is isekai'd away to the deep south where she suddenly attains Haitian voodoo and is tasked with defeating evil spirit literally called... "haints"...
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Are we sure /pol/ didn't write this game?
When this piece of shit inevitably fails I wonder if the libtards will be embarrassed for ever supporting this goofy jiggaboo minstrel show.

Calling the spirits haints helps pinpoint the area where this should be taking place. Rather small area around Georgia and South Carolina and tell you who her people are, which should be the Gullah (Gullah Geechee). Now I doubt that will be the case, but that's where and who should be in it.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Always posting selfies of herself bleeding. What was she thinking?


Don't like her Rolling Stone clickbait article? Then you're ugly.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Don't like her Rolling Stone clickbait article? Then you're ugly.
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Once again she is essentially doing negative PR for what she's running cover for .Why would you give this lunatic a tour of your studio, why would you want her of all people doing the puff piece? Just a complete lack of common sense even if you generally agree/sympathize with her, she'll be posting nasty ass pics the day you announce layoffs.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Once again she is essentially doing negative PR for what she's running cover for .Why would you give this lunatic a tour of your studio, why would you want her of all people doing the puff piece? Just a complete lack of common sense even if you generally agree/sympathize with her, she'll be posting nasty ass pics the day you announce layoffs.

I wouldn't want to show her my studio because then I'd have to scrub down every surface with a QAC

 

[behindyourightnow]

The protagonist has that Dylan Mulvaney build.

More like a Lia Thomas build.

I'm increasingly convinced that there is a genuine conspiracy going on amongst troon game developers to make female characters look as masculine as possible because they're convinced they can somehow reprogram people into thinking that's what women look like.

These are the same deluded people that think American voters will accept men in female sports if they are just presented with the right "messaging" from a "leftist Joe Rogan." Of course they also think they can brainwash gaming audiences into forgetting sexual dimorphism just by forcing them to look at enough manjaws and hulking linebacker shoulders.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Her favorite simp Dave Rivera (airbagged) is now harassing Endymion and calling him a "rapist", which got enough attention to point out how much of a piece of Kate Bush's shit he is. This is the same Dave Rivera freak that fetishizes murder GIFs snuff porn of Mark Kern (Grummz) while harassing him and his family, evading bans from mods, encourages people to follow his lead and harass others, pretends to be a former employee at a gaming company, and has a criminal record. And he's also 36 years old and weighs at less than 130 pounds. And knowing Alyssa Mercante, she can't hide that she approves of this and it makes her wet.




EDIT: Here's something new. He keeps going on 4chan's /v/ board to spam his obsession with his death fetish GIFs of killing Grummz with a hammer, before the mods 404 the thread he spams at.


Perhaps it's time for him to get his own Kiwi Farms thread and milk this passive-aggressive creepy Antifa cuckold of a lolcow.