💼 Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[DickMain]

Lmao did that one sting, ugly?

lol no tits. Eat a sandwich, Mercunte.

 

[DocAwe]

She just keeps putting her ass out there and acts surprised when people would rather kick it than kiss it.
(Or fukk it)

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao did that one sting, ugly?

Lmao look at fucking granny here. At first I thought I was looking at a troon. She's aging like sour milk.

Another selfie of how much money she spend on clothes and accessories.

Imagine spending that money to look like that cheap of a gutter slut.

A normie could look better with a $50 visit to a Target.

This cunt can't even look good in Prada. Guess that whole thing about lipstick on a pig is true.

The idea of going to another country to buy clothes already isn't what I'd consider a "life hack" or whatever.

The one exception I can think of is if you want to put together an entire wardrobe of bespoke clothes, where going to Hong Kong and hiring a tailor to make a bunch of suits actually is cost effective.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

It sounds like Alyssa Mercante and her cuckold allies like Jeff "Cuckgrubber" Grubb and Jordan "The Cuck Diddler" Middler are giving a high score to that new Indiana Jones game because, you know, Nazis.


What the hell is a "Bob Time"?


A new TikTok video of her smokin' a joint from her Edie Parker burn bag she bought (that's really expensive) while playing some hip-hop music.
Don't smoke, kids. Stay in School. You'll thank us later.

0:15

 

[Judge Holden]

What the hell is a "Bob Time"?

>MFW its Bob Time

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

What the hell is a "Bob Time"?

She's getting an Indian sugar daddy maybe?

 

[Herpes is Brat]

It sounds like Alyssa Mercante and her cuckold allies like Jeff "Cuckgrubber" Grubb and Jordan "The Cuck Diddler" Middler are giving a high score to that new Indiana Jones game because, you know, Nazis.
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0:21

Behold Indiana Jones: Chud puncher on the steam deck

Let's check out early access numbers



Developer haters: We eatin'

Bonus: it's been cracked too, go ahead and download it for free

 

[Oliver Onions]

I can only imagine how bewildered he is when she explains her daily mental health struggle with the Internet.

I just hope both her parents are too Boomery to properly navigate the Internet so they never need to learn their precious daughter spends most of her time posting her bare ass publicly and talking about all the unprotected sex and abortions she loves having.

Then again Alyssa is such a shameless wretch she probably hands her phone round the dinner table so everyone can get an eyeful while she pours herself a fourth glass of wine.

 

[Hellfire Club]

What the hell is a "Bob Time"?

it is how this haircut is called.

congratulations alyssa you look even more hideous

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Why is she auditioning to be a scarecrow?

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Why is she auditioning to be a scarecrow?

Work is work.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It sounds like Alyssa Mercante and her cuckold allies like Jeff "Cuckgrubber" Grubb and Jordan "The Cuck Diddler" Middler are giving a high score to that new Indiana Jones game because, you know, Nazis.
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What the hell is a "Bob Time"?
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A new TikTok video of her smokin' a joint from her Edie Parker burn bag she bought (that's really expensive) while playing some hip-hop music.
Don't smoke, kids. Stay in School. You'll thank us later.
https://www.tiktok.com/video/7444948685055610155
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While it's legal to smoke weed in Canada, it's still illegal to smoke it outside except in some Provinces like Quebec where you can smoke it anywhere you can smoke a cigarette just showcasing how terrible the province is. I prefer Provinces that banned public smoking. Can't stand the smell of that shit. Should have kept it illegal but Trudeau didn't want to get arrested for weed.

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Will the company also use this Razor1911 crack for removing their DRM like Rockstar did?

The one exception I can think of is if you want to put together an entire wardrobe of bespoke clothes, where going to Hong Kong and hiring a tailor to make a bunch of suits actually is cost effective.

Or got to South Korea or Japan to get some shoes made.

A normie could look better with a $50 visit to a Target.

No Targets in Canada as Canadians found their prices to be too expensive. Target would then blame Canadians for having to leave Canada.

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

No Targets in Canada as Canadians found their prices to be too expensive. Target would then blame Canadians for having to leave Canada.

That and we expected to get same shit that the American Targets had and did not, so of course we stopped shopping there. Basically Canadian Target ended up the more expensive Walmart, so yeah.

 

[maioazar99]

It sounds like Alyssa Mercante and her cuckold allies like Jeff "Cuckgrubber" Grubb and Jordan "The Cuck Diddler" Middler are giving a high score to that new Indiana Jones game because, you know, Nazis.
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What the hell is a "Bob Time"?
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A new TikTok video of her smokin' a joint from her Edie Parker burn bag she bought (that's really expensive) while playing some hip-hop music.
Don't smoke, kids. Stay in School. You'll thank us later.
https://www.tiktok.com/video/7444948685055610155
alyssamercantesmokingajoint.mp4

She start to look like Mr.based give her a few years and she will start to stare at the sun for many hours like him.

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[Herpes is Brat]

In more bad news for Big Brain the chinese are putting nigger samurai in jeopardy!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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In more bad news for Big Brain the chinese are putting nigger samurai in jeopardy!

I love how companies go full hog on activism bullshit and ignore the hulking Chinese elephant in the room.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

I love how companies go full hog on activism bullshit and ignore the hulking Chinese elephant in the room.

The only time I saw (((Chuck Schumer))) argue for protectionism was in defense of hollywood against the chinese. It's coming.

 

[dimebagger]

I know some of you fuckers would hit that

 

[just Reading a post]

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In more bad news for Big Brain the chinese are putting nigger samurai in jeopardy!

Fink SAMA PICK UP THE PHONE FINNNK SAMAA
In all seriousness. It could not have happened to a worse company.
They have being producing political activism slop for years, and finally people have stopped buying and tuned it all out. I enjoyed reading their attempts at damage control about how they are "just an entertainment company" and the seethe and cope it got from Mercunt and Paul Tasi.

I know some of you fuckers would hit that

I grew out of my putting dicks in crazy phase. Anyone who does put there dick near her is playing with fire over sexual assault and abuse accusations in the future. Because she has proven she wants to be a victim in everything. I can imagine she has told packs of lies to her "new" BF about her old one.

 

[Charnel Ground]

I just hope both her parents are too Boomery to properly navigate the Internet so they never need to learn their precious daughter spends most of her time posting her bare ass publicly and talking about all the unprotected sex and abortions she loves having.

Alyssa's dad reads her x/twitter, she's posted about it a lot and it's fucking gross. He'll literally text her a link to a sexual post of hers saying "stop it!!" only for her to screenshot it to show her followers how she's offending her dad.

Some details and screenshots/archives in this post:

On the other hand, in some other tweets Alyssa makes it sound like they have a really weird relationship. And by weird I mean it's fucking weird to me that Alyssa has no sense of shame when she knows her dad reads her tweets and then goes sorry dad tee hee. That is mindbogglingly embarrassing behavior to me, I would neck before I talked about hatefucking in front of my dad. But I guess that's the Jerkop Daddy Issues Blues for ya.