💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Oh Darn]

I….. LIVE……. AGAIN

Man, we're not gonna make 8000 pages before New Year that way.
Step it up, Crackets! The farms are back, have a drink!

average of ~10 pages per day, 29 days left in the year, and one more hearing set for the middle of the month? I’m betting the 8K mark rests entirely on whether or not he pleads not guilty and goes to trial.

Unless April wants to tip over the pedestal she put Nick on and get that cash money from Null, that could do it too

 

[Pedophobe]

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Uncanny

What is this?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Wierson

Really unclear why you seemingly suggest that the mere fact that the Court was interested in clarity about what the +/- wanted to argue about "presence" is some kind of precedent. Using your snips, I could buy some inference that courts are interested in particulars, but given the sources I'm not seeing anything binding or even guiding.

Also, Nick's coke was in the master bedroom (not in a container in the garage), unsecured and in plain sight, and iirc, one or more kids had slept in there (I may not rc). "No, your Honor, we locked up the coke every other day but that one."

 

[not william stenchever]

Also, Nick's coke was in the master bedroom

I misread that at first as "Nick's coke was the master"

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I misread that at first as "Nick's coke was the master"

Also true!

 

[Sock Cucker]

The houses are owned by the mysterious Robert Lord trust which may or not be owned by Nick himself (he claims as much, but he often lies) or his parents.

IIRC, the house that is for sale is deeded to Nick and Kayla, and only the house they live in is in the Trust.

My guess is Nick fucked up the original house, then whined that "muh kids" needed a better, bigger house. Celeste wasn't that stupid, made sure it was in a trust for the kid's benefit, and shelled out for the current domicile.

I also suspect that the reason Nick wants to sell the house is so he can burn through the money before he divorces Kayla. If the house sells post-divorce, wouldn't she get half of the proceeds?

 

[Folgers Can]

given the sources I'm not seeing anything binding

Yes, hence the:

nonbinding dictum

All that matters from the prosecutor's perspective is that it's an unsettled question leaving no choice but to build a complete record on the access particulars like the district-level phase of Wierson had to. On that front KF chatter about some streams 2-4 years ago about the favorite sleeping off night terrors in there back then won't ever come up, and all the state will have is what they can extract from Aaron on the stand about recent habits. Either the jury will be smart enough to find him more credible than the cokefiends trying to save their own skins, or the jury won't be that smart.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I never thought Destiny X Fuentes cock suckery would nuke the farms but here we are.
Seeing as a ton got removed. I'll state it again.

Remember Destiny has ALWAYS been a faggot. This is nothing new its just confirmation of him slobbering dick.
We all KNEW he was a faggot, he admitted to being a faggot.

Nick painted himself as a moral superior authority.
A conservative values family man!
And now we know he's a drunk, crackhead, sex pervert, who exposed his 8 year old to cocaine.
No topping that.

 

[repentance]

Yeah... there's some stuff missing. My post for about an hour bf the site went down is gone. (I'm not even gonna check to see if Destiny's porn is still up.) In the meantime, April has been tweeting like a madwoman - I hope someone catches it all. After my 6th ghostarchive, I gave up getting it all and will leave it to others.

Highlight:
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"Doesn't hear from" him and yet turned up to his settlement conference last week.

 

[Freezing Cold]

Genuinely surprised Nick didn't go a smug parade on Twitter when the farms went down. Kiwifags couldn't poost, and it was because of a gay dicksucking video. All it needed was some coke to make it a grand slam for the guy.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Somebody made April and Dickers (RTU) to interact with eachother on X, what an unexpected lolcow collab: (X)
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Most of it already archived, it's more of a FYI post.

I'm thinking that Rekieta, sensing weakness, has turned his sights onto the Kino Casino and so he's attempting to build an unholy alliance of all the lolcows that the Casino likes to alog, the only problem is that RTU (DICKERS!!) is far too stoned and oblivious most of the time to be of any use. Nick will literally involve any willing participant in his Gay-ops/conspiracy against his perceived enemies, we know this from numerous behind the scenes contacts and his adoption of Melton into his friend circle, a paedophile who wants to sexually molest Aaron's children.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm thinking that Rekieta, sensing weakness,

If Nick could sense weakness he would have already sensed he's the weakest faggot alive.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Oh hey it works again

Never in my wildest dreams would I have guessed that Destiny's IRL faggotry would be more successful at taking down Kiwi Farms than Keffals' online faggotry.
Has Destiny re-written the book on gay ops?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Has Destiny re-written the book on gay ops?

Once he stops complaining about the election. Be prepared to wait.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

we're back baby! Anyways this rekieta guy is not good.

 

[Red Frida]

Maybe he has a lot of cash in the bank, but he's blowing through that at a dangerous clip, maybe intentionally. If Nick burns through everything and Monty cannot reach into the trusts, then Nick might actually be judgment proof, as strange as that sounds for someone who had a million-dollar contract a little more than a year ago.

I also suspect that the reason Nick wants to sell the house is so he can burn through the money before he divorces Kayla. If the house sells post-divorce, wouldn't she get half of the proceeds?

This legal strategy didn't work out so well for lowtax, I'd like to see Nick try it (after he gets the guns taken away due to the felony conviction).
I wanna see those trust fund payments garnished.

 

[Chazzed Up]

we're back baby! Anyways this rekieta guy is not good.

I don't know if you intended it but I read this in my head with Trump inflection.

 

[I Will Be Us]

Resurrected again!

In regular news, Nick forgets his life is a shitty novel.


Original and archive

Edit to say this was already posted. Mea culpa for not knowing which pages have been new since the reboot.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

deposition.

Petition to rename it to Dopeasition just because it's Nick and it would make him seethe more.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Petition to rename it to Dopeasition just because it's Nick and it would make him seethe more.

You know what would cement Monty's W and possibly make Nick cry? He denied any motion to seal the deposition and release it after trial. That would be the most kino coda to Monty's victory.