EDIT: If Alyssa's going to sue 8BitEric for stupid sex jokes, point out her hypocrisy for making the same dumb sex jokes on Hasan.
Love how Alyssa attempts to retreat behind the chivalry shield as soon as someone makes a crude comment about her. She constantly leans into the raunchy "Cool Girl" persona, bragging about getting laid, posting smug post-coital selfies, talking about her own butthole and ass constantly in a sexualized manner:
"GLAD MY FIANCE LICKED MY BUTTHOLE LAST NIGHT":
"I’ve been posting ass for almost a decade on this hell site."
"Presenting my ass for haters to kiss/worship":
Sorry that you guys have to see this one too:
But then, when someone else references the
exact same subjects Alyssa just brought up herself, suddenly she's a demure Catholic nun from the 16th Century, and how
dare anyone harass her by making these "sexualized" comments about her!
Whatever. Let's just go with it, and apply Alyssa's very modest and dainty "sexual harassment" standards to another Twitter user we are all familiar with. That user's name is "Alyssa Mercante"
Here is this deranged sex field slinging "sexualized comments" (remember, mentioning butts makes it sexual) at her unsuspecting victims:
JK Rowling:
Joe Biden:
Matt Walsh:
A random Twitter civilian who was so disturbed by her harassment that he deleted his Tweets:
It gets worse, though.
Overtly sexual comments also abound. Alyssa the sex pest wants to lick the asses of random male actors:
She also makes crude sexualized comments about hockey players:
She enjoys "seeing boobies and butts" as part of her job:
Here she brags about grabbing "boobs and arms and dicks" on a crowded train, alongside a picture she nonconsensually took of her victims:
She follows up this disturbing tweet to clarify that she is deliberately going for butts:
Now, even if you absolutely
had to grab a butt to stop yourself falling over, why choose to post pictures of the people you just molested, unless you're genuinely getting off on it? What did she mean when she posted a potentially identifying picture of the young black woman she claims to have just groped?
Is this why Alyssa started working for a website with a Japanese name? She thought they might pay for a business trip there one day and she could finally live out her chikan fetish?
Either way, it's a troubling look into the mind of a sex-crazed serial harasser.