💤 Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[OwO What's This?]

It's not about connecting Lazerbot and Shmorky, it's about strengthening the connection between SandyPants and Shmorky by implying that SP was browsing Something Awful at the time.

Oh, derp

I thought it was like a 'You won't believe who ELSE is Shmorky' post because at this point it feels like anything is possible.

 

[vertexwindi]

It's like every time I wake up recently we've found something new on Shmorky. Jesus Christ.

So how long will it take until his Patreon well is completely dry, I wonder.

 

[Doseferatu]

His girlfriend wasn't middle-aged yet: http://archive.is/NmPi0
His girlfriend liked guns: http://archive.is/Sz8mt
He's asking for it? http://archive.is/Afq1Y
The "Wetlands": http://archive.is/xRnWe
Buffalo Bill shit: http://archive.is/2H1o3
Another discussion about pubes: http://archive.is/jHkEv

 

[Amanda Mullen]

@Soliloqueef Great to have you posting here. Thanks for verifying the Sandy alter-ego.

Hey @Mandarys_Milan, what was that you said about towel handjobs?

This was in Sandy's photos:

Spoiler: Oh god why?

Wyświetl załącznik 171287

Uuuhg. He did love his towel handjobs... He said the texture was very stimulating, but I'm thinking it was more a way to simulate the feel of a child klurf vagina for him.

I can't believe (well actually I can) that his pedo tranny white knights are really making the "16 is the age of consent" argument. If they knew anything about basic law (or decency) they'd know that 16 is the age of consent for consenting with OTHER TEENAGERS. The 'Romeo and Juliette' clause allows for a maximum of a 3 year age difference if one of the partners is over 18. So, a 16 year old could date a 19 year old, but a 16 year old dating a diaper clad 34 year old is completely out of the question.

And bleeding Christ, that Bob's Burgers sketch....We are through the fucking looking glass here, people.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

The tumblr isn't very extensive, it can be archived in one page. (archive)

The art gives off a strong Shmorky vibe and lying about his age is a running theme with him.

Lisa Simpson as a Klurf.

This caught my interest because the icon is a Something Awful emoticon.
Boobun's tumblr, furaffinity

 

[The Great Citracett]

Now this might be a stupid idea, but dogcity and sheeps both have a fuckton of what looks like handwritten cursive.

Are there any klurfs comics with cursive? It's pretty distinctive. I'm assuming it's done with a drawing tablet or something like that.

I'd think it would be a hell of a lot easier to switch drawing styles than change your handwriting entirely. There'd probably be real obvious similarities.

 

[Stupid Weeaboo]

Here's the Tumblr if anyone wants to start saving shit here: http://sandypantszone-blog.tumblr.com/post/19105379880/a-serious-answer

I archived everything, since there wasn't a lot of posts.

Spoiler: sandypantszone/shmorky's tumblr

http://archive.is/GFEmR
http://archive.is/aMlTl
http://archive.is/atCOZ
http://archive.is/ZKhDH
http://archive.is/Q6gtN
http://archive.is/n2dX0
http://archive.is/htwPu
http://archive.is/Mkaij
http://archive.is/1d9wn

Double checked the links, but let me know if anything got fucked

Edit,

The tumblr isn't very extensive, it can be archived in one page.

Shit, nevermind, didn't see your post in time.

 

[Doseferatu]

Okay, since the tumblr doesn't have too much to it, I'll look at the DeviantArt when I get done with the Twitter.
It's just a cycle of incredibly basic bathroom and sex jokes.

He states emphatically that he is not a whore: http://archive.is/SpS5K

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I can't believe (well actually I can) that his pedo tranny white knights are really making the "16 is the age of consent" argument. If they knew anything about basic law (or decency) they'd know that 16 is the age of consent for consenting with OTHER TEENAGERS. The 'Romeo and Juliette' clause allows for a maximum of a 3 year age difference if one of the partners is over 18. So, a 16 year old could date a 19 year old, but a 16 year old dating a diaper clad 34 year old is completely out of the question.

...goddamnit, and now I just remembered that the "Romeo and Juliet" clause was an actual fucking plot point in the last Transformers movie.

 

[Doseferatu]

He's the expert on high-pitched voices: http://archive.is/ngwyz
Hates the word feces: http://archive.is/EfPN1
Plays with his dick: http://archive.is/Ve83t
Hates confurvatives: http://archive.is/86tgQ
Talking about 2nd Amendment rights: http://archive.is/0sr6W
Thinks guns are dicks: http://archive.is/G45LK

 

[The Great Citracett]

This may have been already posted but I don't remember it. But that disclaimer. Ughhh...

Who knows what horrors lurk within?

https://inkbunny.net/sandypants

 

[P.A]

Who knows what horrors lurk within?

>Inkbunny

Remember to bring your hazmat suits!

 

[Doseferatu]

Thinks a formless blob is sexy: http://archive.is/qPIsD
Thinks babies talk in a sassy adult manner: http://archive.is/CiZAg and http://archive.is/SymTn
Cum puppies: https://twitter.com/Sandypantsu/status/295908693596307456
Liked it when Buffy got an abortion: http://archive.is/dpA7f
Self-awareness: http://archive.is/JiTAL

 

[Amanda Mullen]

This may have been already posted but I don't remember it. But that disclaimer. Ughhh...

Wyświetl załącznik 171338

Who knows what horrors lurk within?

https://inkbunny.net/sandypants

"That's the only reason to come here and add me to a watch list." What a stellar unintentional pun.

 

[War Crime Deity]

>Inkbunny

Would it be Pissbunny in this case?

 

[Spelling Bee]

This may have been already posted but I don't remember it. But that disclaimer. Ughhh...

Wyświetl załącznik 171338

Who knows what horrors lurk within?

https://inkbunny.net/sandypants

One of the links on that profile is a dead Touhou fan site.

Isn't Dave a fan of that series?

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

Gotta love the random-ass Carl Sagan quote that has nothing to do with the rest of the page.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Would it be Pissbunny in this case?

Inkbunny is the site that sprung up when FurAffinity banned pedo art. No other furry website has allowed it since, so the babyfurs are pretty much all there now. The shit on that website is horrifying, so if you can't stomach Shmorky's diaper RP logs I wouldn't recommend looking at whatever fucked up shit he has there.

 

[Doseferatu]

DeviantArt page for Sandy/Dave (main): http://archive.is/3RoKh

Spoiler: His Journal

His Explanation of His History on DeviantArt: http://archive.is/RMFtW
His First Comic Strip: http://archive.is/aRiKM
His Journal in its Entirety: http://archive.is/4iBCg

Spoiler: Page 3 of Gallery

"Self-portrait" entitled "My Big Fat Geek Head": http://archive.is/eJdJc
Weird fixation on Zach G.: http://archive.is/Ujcnj
(bad) Dragons: http://archive.is/Xrbpo
Eddie Lizzard (GET IT? I'm going to kill myself): http://archive.is/n7aPr
Ghosts and shit: http://archive.is/fs9Fx
Johnny Cash: http://archive.is/4JOuf
Mecha Sanders: http://archive.is/BFLYs
Claire: http://archive.is/UKpfi
George Carlin: http://archive.is/XSohn
Claire, Skunk and Sandy Hook Lamb: http://archive.is/Pem7t
Sleepover with Claire: http://archive.is/Sml9y
Sandy Dragonpants: http://archive.is/bqZqo
Tres Embarssant: http://archive.is/EciRP
Andypants: http://archive.is/Zmf93
Best Friends on a Log: http://archive.is/ddAnq
If You Wanna Be Free, Be Free: http://archive.is/4zzdw
Sheeps Comic: http://archive.is/Z6b6o
Sheeps panel: http://archive.is/tUayw
For Claire: http://archive.is/kdunV
Sheeps cast: http://archive.is/dENfp

Spoiler: Page 2 of Gallery

High Sea Adventure: http://archive.is/2Vr37
Pangolin: http://archive.is/HsLHx
Slow But Sweet: http://archive.is/D13A6
Pembroke's Invention: http://archive.is/vn2rc
I'm Not Crying: http://archive.is/2jZVp
For Scribbles: http://archive.is/GRjyP
Roderick Schaeffer: http://archive.is/K1XBB
Sheeps Closeup - Patience Leap: http://archive.is/YThOY
Sheeps Closeup - Scared Effy: http://archive.is/rEBgp
Don't Come any Closer: http://archive.is/TnfG9
Papa Wolf: http://archive.is/YAyKC
Bikini Beach Dog: http://archive.is/C7Sn2
If You Want to Live High: http://archive.is/hFb1s
Sandy Lamb Goes Down a Hill: http://archive.is/lPP4e
Sandy Howls at the Moon: http://archive.is/0m9HE
Sandy Craves Meat: http://archive.is/SLNyr
Let's Play a Bathroom Game: http://archive.is/n3DTf
Halloween Sheeps: http://archive.is/SUhl4
Flapjack Paper Dolls: http://archive.is/0cUqV
Sandypants Emotions: http://archive.is/IUR67 - has a mature rating

Spoiler: Image

Drum Machine Manual: http://archive.is/aDwxR
Wad You Up Into My Life: http://archive.is/sFuN0
Sandy Claus: http://archive.is/LJ74Q
Winter Vacation: http://archive.is/914o9

Spoiler: Page 1 of Gallery

Seriously, Dragonpants: http://archive.is/WUF77
Sandy Ages: http://archive.is/cRkmS - has a mature rating

Spoiler: Image

Ages Template: http://archive.is/FCDOj
Dragonpants Ages: http://archive.is/aUt87 - has a mature rating

Spoiler: Image

Sandy's Hillside Morning: http://archive.is/cZOav
"Self-portrait" entitled "I'm a Big Fat Dump": http://archive.is/lhURI
Jim Cool Crow: http://archive.is/x9LsJ
Live Flapjack Doodles: http://archive.is/ZSpTt - small

Spoiler: Larger Image

Elephant and Donkey Tea Time: http://archive.is/vLImZ
Sandypants Sprite: http://archive.is/EQWoS
AVGN Sprite: http://archive.is/XVzFI
Tanknuki: http://archive.is/pEd6s
Mewsli Animated Sprite: http://archive.is/IIRni
Blue Leader: http://archive.is/MTvp4
Sandy Cakes: http://archive.is/5X8GU - mature rating, song (.swf)
Animation: http://www.fastswf.com/hU0vrO8
The Sandy Report: http://archive.is/jFdDy - mature rating, song (.swf)
Animation: http://www.fastswf.com/SUrF4y4
My Beautiful Friend Dingbat: http://archive.is/5valP
100 Sandy Faces: http://archive.is/BosPl - mature rating, song (.swf)
Get a Life Flapjack: http://archive.is/KMpVA - mature rating, song (.swf)
Animation: http://www.fastswf.com/LWdhlQg
Snoop: http://archive.is/CSkH1
Twitter Background: http://archive.is/uejx7
100 Sandys by 100 Artists: http://archive.is/gOccJ
Sandy Dances in Flash: http://archive.is/2D8U0 - mature rating, song (.swf)
Animation: http://www.fastswf.com/KZHqvfM
Sheep Leap: http://archive.is/xuMnP

@yawning sneasel I'll hide all of it behind a spoiler and divide it accordingly.

 

[GS 281]

Inkbunny is the site that sprung up when FurAffinity banned pedo art. No other furry website has allowed it since, so the babyfurs are pretty much all on there now.

It's even worse than you can imagine.

What about babyfur.me?

DeviantArt page for Sandy/Dave (main): http://archive.is/3RoKh
His Explanation of His History on DeviantArt: http://archive.is/RMFtW
His First Comic Strip: http://archive.is/aRiKM
His Journal in its Entirety: http://archive.is/4iBCg
"Self-portrait" entitled "I'm a Big Fat Dump": http://archive.is/lhURI
"Self-portrait" entitled "My Big Fat Geek Head": http://archive.is/eJdJc
Weird fixation on Zach G.: http://archive.is/Ujcnj
(bad) Dragons: http://archive.is/Xrbpo
Eddie Lizzard (GET IT? I'm going to kill myself): http://archive.is/n7aPr
Ghosts and shit: http://archive.is/fs9Fx
Johnny Cash: http://archive.is/4JOuf

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