💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Głosy: 137 17,4%

  • 1 year

    Głosy: 67 8,5%

  • 6 months

    Głosy: 86 10,9%

  • 3 months

    Głosy: 89 11,3%

  • 1 month

    Głosy: 32 4,1%

  • The job is a scam.

    Głosy: 375 47,7%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    786
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Looney Troons powiedział(a):
7 hour drive to be a creep and attend an ethot cosplayer burlesque show. What a life this guy has

“Tips are highly encouraged” lmfao
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He will be attending this in his maid outfit and hopefully they'll over-serve him some Long Island Iced Teas or whatever the fuck he drinks. The ol' autistic hog is leaving the pen for piglets again this weekend!
 
Been looking at the events and these are the ones i expect chibi to go to.

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I'd say there is a none zero chance of chibi featuring in the lolcow one, how fucking amazing would that be :story:
 
Bruno Powroznik powiedział(a):
Been looking at the events and these are the ones i expect chibi to go to.

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I'd say there is a none zero chance of chibi featuring in the lolcow one, how fucking amazing would that be :story:
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Oh my god I feel like this is the entire reason he went to this. I rememebr when he posted his nudes randomly years back. It very clearly was him just doing it to be publicly humilliated. Fastforward years later, he gets to watch a doccumentary about his "i'd really prefer if you'd be quiet" humiliation in front of other people. And he will be in a maid outfit.
 
I'm surprised a con would have a lolcow segment. Isn't that boolying?

If Cheebs actually features in it, we can look forward to his cartoon villain speech about how he's determined to force himself back into the community because he's decided to forgive his past self.
 
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Hey, Max Landis at least gave us Neil Breen.
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True, but he also completely ruined Rich's QRD of Double Down, and for that he will burn in hell for all eternity (also because he's allegedly a rapist).
Skullwhalejelly powiedział(a):
100% one of the reasons why he is going to this event.
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Now taking bets for the tea that will spill out from this:
  • Inappropriately touches one of the thots
  • Gets caught taking creepshots of the thots
  • Tries to get up and do a burlesque performance in his maid costume
  • Adds every thot on Facebook and immediately starts sending inappropriate DMs
LiquidChrisRespecter powiedział(a):
I'm surprised a con would have a lolcow segment. Isn't that boolying?
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Adam doesn't realise the only reason he's been permitted to attend the con is because he's guest of honour at the lolcow panel. Imagine the furore when it's announced they have a live specimen to display AND he's in a maid costume.
 
Bruno Powroznik powiedział(a):
Been looking at the events and these are the ones i expect chibi to go to.

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I'd say there is a none zero chance of chibi featuring in the lolcow one, how fucking amazing would that be :story:
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Hm, maybe that "friend" is actually YandereDev?
 
  • Adams roommate: "Hey, let's go check out that Lolcow event! I bet it'll be funny"
  • Adam sheepishly laughs and nods his head: "Y-yeah..haha.."
  • They sit down; Adam, profusely sweating, begins to think 'Please...please..please don't have me in it"
  • The event begins. Lolcow by lolcow go by, and to his surprise he isn't there...Adam relaxes, starts to enjoy himself, even finds himself giggling at the misfortunes of other cows. "Wow, what was I worried about" he thinks...
  • The final slide. The presenter/host tells the room they saved one of the best for last. "I would be surprised if there was someone in this room who hasn't seen this classic clip before". Then....it plays; SGDQ 2014, Tomba 2 speed run. The room erupts into applause, laughter and whistles.
  • Adams soul leaves his body. It's happening again. As the line approaches hes like a deer in headlights. The whole room, in unison, says the line as it happens, and the audible clapping and laughter is deafening.
  • Without knowing why, Adam raises to his feet and screams "STOOOOOOOOP IT!".
  • Silence in the room, followed by some murmurs and whispers. With some unfound courage, Adam gushes his feelings and thoughts, everything that started from that moment and had led up to now. He lets them know how much he's changed, hows he improved and better himself, how he regrets all his mistakes, and he's human like the rest of them....
  • Suddenly, he feels a tug on his maid dress. He stops and looks to his left; it was his roommate trying to get his attention. To stop him perhaps?
  • He looks at him, and then his room mate starts smiling... "Y'know adam... we'd really prefer if you stayed quiet"
  • The room erupts into even more deafening laughter than before, echoes of the line ping pong into Adams ears from every direction. He begins to cry and run out of the room in pure mortification.
  • Soon after, he goes back to his room to cry and have a wank, because he actually got off on the whole experience and it's the best humiliation boner he's ever had.
At least that's my prediction. A man can dream.
 
Falcon Sebben powiedział(a):
He drove 7 1/2 hours for a con
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This alone is already pretty bad. If it's a big con, he will also spend a long time waiting in line to get in.
Shit like this is enough for me to say no to big anime cons. Not for our man, chibi, oh no. My guess is that he still puts up with all of this to eventually find a gf in these conventions (perhaps this wouldn't be the first time, I am forgetting some chibi lore these days). One who somehow won't figure out why Adam is infamous in the community. Which is basically impossible, gossip runs wild through social networks in the anime con community.

Anyways, I hope chibi keeps us all up to date on every detail of this experience.

EDIT: just read the other posts on this page. Chibi, you coomer. Also, there will absolutely be some weeb making reference to "I'd really prefer it if you would be quiet" - not necessarily at the lolcow event, either.
 
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Imagine him being featured on this. Hoping so much for a reaction (or recording but that's not gonna happen)....
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Would be the funniest shit of all time. I really doubt he'd risk going to that though, he's delusional but he does know everyone on the internet thinks he's a retard so he has to know there's a solid chance he would be featured, especially AT a gayfag convention where he would be more known than most others.

Even if we never get anything from him about it (we would definitely get some :( on discord) just knowing it happened would be good enough

Looney Troons powiedział(a):
7 hour drive to be a creep and attend an ethot cosplayer burlesque show. What a life this guy has

“Tips are highly encouraged” lmfao
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So it's like a stripclub except you're sitting around with a bunch of very socially uncomfortable creepy perverts, throwing copies of Mario Kart at substandard whores embarassing themselves.

...so exactly like a Detroit stripclub. Minus the black people.
 
Lucas Silva #4903141 powiedział(a):
My guess is that he still puts up with all of this to eventually find a gf in these conventions
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It's a shame that Geek Love show isn't still around. If he had the brilliant idea to go on it for his sugoi quest then video documented Chibi speed dating would be a real treat.
 
Something funny i noticed on the Colossalcon subreddit


(no archive, archive.is is shitting the bed)


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BIg ol trump sign chained to the entrance of the hotel the convention is being hosted in. I can only assume chibi didn't post about how much he hates le cheeto hitler because he was too busy thinking about all the women he can creep on in the built in waterpark.
 
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