💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

How did he get the moniker balldo?

Read the OP. CTRL-F for the word if reading is a chore for you.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

How did he get the moniker balldo?

Near the beginning of his downward spiral he took sponsorship from a company producing and distributing Balldo. The name "Balldo" is a combination of "balls" and "dildo" - it's a contraption you can put on your testicles if you want to use them for sex as a replacement penis. During his sponsor segment Nick proudly announced that he tested the contraption before talking about it on stream.
Back then Nick was presenting himself as a Christian family man with center-right libertarian views who discusses political and legal matters, so this kind of sponsorship, the amount of effort he put into it and the fact that he's discussing details his sex life so openly was a little surprising to his regular audience.

 

[Soapmore]

Read the OP. CTRL-F for the word if reading is a chore for you.

Feature Request: I'd like a "Savage" button in the Like selection. The icon can be a little ball of flame or something. Or a tomahawk.

 

[RotPockets]

How did he get the moniker balldo?

 

[Harm]

Feature Request: I'd like a "Savage" button in the Like selection. The icon can be a little ball of flame or something. Or a tomahawk.

Seeing as @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is an administrator of the Kiwi Farms and can add/remove reactions on a whim, they will surely get to implementing this feature by the end of the week.

How did he get the moniker balldo?

He's going bald, obviously!

 

[CallmeCicada]

Near the beginning of his downward spiral he took sponsorship from a company producing and distributing Balldo.

Didn't he promote it for a couple (maybe 3) months before the official sponsorship without compensation under the excuse of "for the lulz". I think the balldo was after the Saint Andrews cross too.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OL_doW-fIK8

I have never seen this. Wow, that is a display of embarrassment I haven’t seen since I caught two of my roommates fucking in college.

 

[Captain Manning]

How did he get the moniker balldo?

He's a bald faced liar, but we all got tired of typing that out, so we just say Balldo.

Not really. Read the OP.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Passed rehab with flying colors, stalker nerd.

I saw Rekieta's tweet. One doesn't 'pass' rehab unless by 'pass' Rekieta means he wasn't drunk or high for the duration of it and that he participated in whatever treatment regimen they directed, meeting the conditions established by the court or by CPS. By 'pass' Rekieta means he didn't fail. His problem (one of his problems) is a lack of understanding what recovery from drug addiction and/or alcoholism is and means. Nothing Rekieta's said, done, or written since his arrest indicates he's serious or sincere about recovery since recovery is about change, personal transformation from piece-of-shit junkie and/or drunk into something resembling a decent, caring human being. No one could say that about him. Not even close.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I saw Rekieta's tweet. One doesn't 'pass' rehab unless by 'pass' Rekieta means he wasn't drunk or high for the duration of it and that he participated in whatever treatment regimen they directed, meeting the conditions established by the court or by CPS. By 'pass' Rekieta means he didn't fail. His problem (one of his problems) is a lack of understanding what recovery from drug addiction and/or alcoholism is and means. Nothing Rekieta's said, done, or written since his arrest indicates he's serious or sincere about recovery since recovery is about change, personal transformation from piece-of-shit junkie and/or drunk into something resembling a decent, caring human being. No one could say that about him. Not even close.

I think he knows that now. I’m sure the reason he came unglued last week is he got the CPS recommendation and they saw right through his bullshit. So Nick gave up all pretense and lives as Lord Balldo of Crackets openly.

 

[Soapmore]

Seeing as @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is an administrator of the Kiwi Farms and can add/remove reactions on a whim, they will surely get to implementing this feature by the end of the week.

I was being intentionally snarky but the sarcasm of your reply is Savage. See, I could have used it right then, but the Like works just fine.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I got the answer but I will I will fight you irl if you have a problem.

Slow down Tonka. You don’t want to fall out of the wheelchair.

 

[AnOminous]

I saw Rekieta's tweet. One doesn't 'pass' rehab unless by 'pass' Rekieta means he wasn't drunk or high for the duration of it and that he participated in whatever treatment regimen they directed, meeting the conditions established by the court or by CPS.

Crackety Crackets thinks "passing" means he gets to go back to crack again. It means he beat the system, and now he gets to go be a druggy again, and the NERDS have lost.

Meanwhile it is he who has lost everything from his life to his soul.

 

[PinKopyKat]

An amputee has more chance of growing back their limb.

Do you think he has the chance of him growing his balls back after so much balldo?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Check out the Chicago Nick Rekieta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeX-_zpVHSA

• Expensive home
• Trust fund
• Living in filth
• Cocaine in plain view
• Milk sitting out
• Daughter ingested drugs
• Prior CFS contact

the neighbors called him "Weird"
Now that's weird, I wouldn't be weird, its YOU GUYS that are weird.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Since everyone in Spicer knows now, I bet Nick makes Kayla do the shame walks to get groceries and stuff since he can't risk being seen as a nerd.

 

[Grayback]

I bet Nick makes Kayla do the shame walks to get groceries and stuff

I feel like we haven't heard anything about Kayla in ages.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I feel like we haven't heard anything about Kayla in ages.

I think April was vague posting about her recently during her meltdown and how Kayla gave her the cold shoulder in some public place. I could be misinterpreting the tweet though.

 

[There She Glows]

I feel like we haven't heard anything about Kayla in ages.

Kayla can be heard in the background of his family annihilator found footage cooking videos. The general vibe is very weird and tense.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Kayla can be heard in the background of his family annihilator found footage cooking videos. The general vibe is very weird and tense.

Yeah, that video where she says that she loves him and Nick responds without looking at her and then does this weird sing songy thing while cooking really seems like he's mocking her. I really think that Nick hates his wife but his parents are using the trust fund to keep them together for the sake of the children. If Nick has blown all his Depp and Rittenhouse money, which is incredibly likely since he's selling the second house, then his parents have probably put the shackles back on and Nick resents it.