💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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So while we were yukking it up on the thread over this filing it seems the pig has initiated a new oinkout on xitter
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Lets see if we have any newly formulated pig squeals and....wait he's reply to shit from a week ago?!
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StealthyRichard continues to flail at his agent...
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We get yet further threats to apprehend children of suspected stalkerchilds
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"YOU ARE THE LONE PSYCHO STALKER!"
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"There is no "pee" stalker. There is poo. Going down the toilet. Enjoy"
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Oh and speaking of which, we get the return of that old classic....fatrick threatening his toilet
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Judge Holden powiedział(a):
I am....unreasonably delighted by this passage
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EDIT: Even the fucking city lawyers have reached the same conclusions we have on how all of this is on fatrick's fat gay head
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The mention of Patrick being drunk always reminds me of the audio of the OnAtard who tricked Patrick into a call, while drunk, and how he tried so hard to sound like he was in the right, dropping the mask as he screams at them, and then pausing when he realizes that what he's saying doesn't make sense, so he tries desperately to find something to cling to.

But in the end, Patrick never had straws to grasp, they were all in his head, or his mouth, drinking 100 proof copium mixed with sugar to make it palatable.
 
If Pat fled the US, where do you think he would go? Italy seems like a smart bet. Between his pepperoni recipes, hatred of blacks, and prosciutto like body, he'd fit right in.
 
He must be fucking freaking out right now. From the other forum: “Hey lynn, we need 3 million dollars to pay off another lolsuit”
 
I mean, it is to no great surprise to any of our fellow Hogwatchers that Rick takes no responsibility here. "Failed to mitigate damages" is just spot on- but in the land of Fatrick, it is everyone else's job to make his life easier, better, and that he cannot have any responsibility for the shit going on in his life.

It isn't his job to step around the rake. It is everyone else's job to remove it from his path.
 
ForTheHoard powiedział(a):
If Pat fled the US, where do you think he would go? Italy seems like a smart bet. Between his pepperoni recipes, hatred of blacks, and prosciutto like body, he'd fit right in.
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Patrick flees to the northern reaches of canada and is shortly clubbed to death by the Inuit people who mistake him as a particularly blubbery walrus. Enjoy Pat fat lamps, stalker child.
 
Maldron the Assassin powiedział(a):
If it went to trial and eventually went the city's way, could Patrick get stuck with costs? The amount could dwarf Quasi's tithe.
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The MPD lawyers specifically requested that, if it's not dismissed right now, it go to trial by jury and that Rick be liable for their fees if they win.

If lawyers weren't complete scumbags, Rick's would be telling him right now to drop this because a loss for him in this scenario would effectively bankrupt and financially ruin him forever. But lawyers ARE scumbags and Rick is stupid. The only person standing between Titty Two-Chins and near-guaranteed disaster is the judge and his decision to either dismiss this now or let the chips fall where they may.

I just notified the 2024 Julays thread that Rick is making a late push to barnstorm the awards. How many times is this guy going to almost win Cow of the Year before he's granted Emeritus status by the institution? This would mark 4 years in a row.
 
Mussolini’s Merkin powiedział(a):
If this does go to a jury trail, this might be the most momentous moment in Pat lore we have ever seen. Shit, I might even go to Milwaukee just to witness it firsthand.
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I'd make the trip just to be in the courtroom when Patrick takes the stand and tries to explain to the jury how a Twitter account purporting to be his toilet is a member of the shadowy cabal stalking and harassing him. There will probably be a line around the block of OnA and Kiwifarmers that want to see that.
 
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The MPD lawyers specifically requested that, if it's not dismissed right now, it go to trial by jury and that Rick be liable for their fees if they win.

If lawyers weren't complete scumbags, Rick's would be telling him right now to drop this because a loss for him in this scenario would effectively bankrupt and financially ruin him forever. But lawyers ARE scumbags and Rick is stupid. The only person standing between Titty Two-Chins and near-guaranteed disaster is the judge and his decision to either dismiss this now or let the chips fall where they may.

I just notified the 2024 Julays thread that Rick is making a late push to barnstorm the awards. How many times is this guy going to almost win Cow of the Year before he's granted Emeritus status by the institution? This would mark 4 years in a row.
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As much as I love Fatrick, he will never win the Julays, however, he deserves a lifetime achievement award at this point.
 
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