💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Has anyone theorized yet that Keanu, as being both a staunch Aaron hater and April's 'bestie', also was one of the primary 'trusted' recipients (or given an early heads up at the least) of Aaron's private info by Nick, and that disgusted her to the extent that she's now kinda batting for Aaron?

Her sudden turn, as she is an opportunistic e-thot, might also have been inspired by fellow dabbleverse bum Chad Zumock torching Nick and how many attaboys he got by the Rekieta a-log community.

That would be pretty bad for Balldo is true.

I think they previously bought into some claims by April that Aaron abused her. I think they no longer believe it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don’t think Nick believes Aaron “abused” April either. But he’s hardly going to admit that publicly — or to Ape, whom he is desperate to keep on-side while their cases shake out.

April should realize she has more to gain by speaking her truth and honoring her lived experience than covering up for a degenerate deadbeat dad who discarded her like an empty Summer’s Eve bottle.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Keanu is hotter than April.

Yeah, when she has a fever. Keanu looks like the actress Daphne Zuniga's retarded twin.

Ngl, StannisTheSimp speaking here, but April pre-Qover was a bit of a looker.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Yeah, when she has a fever. Keanu looks like the actress Daphne Zuniga's retarded twin.

Ngl, StannisTheSimp speaking here, but April pre-Qover was a bit of a looker.

Balding lot lizard with tattoos = boner killer

Keanu can be very pretty in some shots but smoking and drinking have prematurely aged her by at least 12 years. She’s going to look like her mom by the time April’s off probation.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The real reason April couldn't do her court appearances from the second house was because she didn't have Internet. April told her that she didn't understand that connecting from Nick's house was a bad look.

You’d have to be a coked out whore to not be able to understand it’s a bad look…

Oh right…

 

[John Andrews Stan]

April told her that she didn't understand that connecting from Nick's house was a bad look.

We’ve really underestimated just how fucking dumb this bald whore is.

 

[Aggie Gray 59]

iirc they met at the school gym because Nick was a cool Tae Kwon Do sensei or something and Kayla was a Cheerleading captain. They made some kind of deal that if Nick got cool kids from Tae Kwon Do to join cheerleading Kayla would join Tae Kwon Do with some girls.
Then Nick started to "act" gay and joined cheer squad and had crazy underwear parties with Kayla and others at his dorm.
Remember that Nick is Alpharius and everything he says is a lie.

Did nobody tell him he can stop acting gay now?

 

[Tablet County]

Did nobody tell him he can stop acting gay now?

Acting?

 

[Doof]

Her real Youtube account is AprilAnderson11, according to this @Balldo's Gate post:

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19691168

Yes, here's a screenshot of a live chat from Steel toe show. YouTube uploads your current avatar and name on old videos that you chat on.
Funnily enough this is live chat from when she was hunting at Nicks on the 10-24-2023 When Sleeping With 300 Men Goes Wrong

 

[Oliver Onions]

I think Drex just didn't want to have sex with Nick, which seems like it was part of the package.

That would certainly explain Drex's bizarre theory about how dey wypipo be getting gay whenever they're drunk.

 

[MadStan]

Nicks pod cast mentions of April's hot pocket and body: 124.
Nicks pod cats mentions of Kayla's body: 0.

What a pig.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

I don’t think Nick believes Aaron “abused” April either. But he’s hardly going to admit that publicly — or to Ape, whom he is desperate to keep on-side while their cases shake out.

Oh, I think it's more than that, I think Nick is the one who started the whole narrative of "April, Aaron abused you" when Aaron left. Well, they probably spiralled together, Nick enraged at Aaron and desperate to hear bad things about him and twist them into a story that would make him feel better about Aaron "betraying them" - Aaron had to be evil. And April more than willing to give Nick anything that would make him pay attention to her went full on with made up stories and exaggerations and wild interpretations.

Enter the narrative of hero Nick "saving" April from bad Aaron, which tickled both Nick's ego and hatred for his ex boyfriend Aaron.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Nicks pod cats mentions of Kayla's body: 0.

well there was the one time he brought it up to complain about how destroyed it was....

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

she was deprived of internet access for 6 months.

he idea of her being banished to the cuckqueen shed

Wow he really is grooming this retarded woman into a fuck toy.

his career is over, his marriage is most likely done, every relationship he had with the people closest to him is destroyed, the life he spent the past 25+ years building is gone forever by his own hand.

True, but Nick is a massive faggot and with his firearms seized I think his best bet would be to drive his car into a pole or a tree at top speeds.
The black eye theory being from his Eldest son if holds true means he probably would get the shit kicked out of him by them if they're around too.


My god he says he's going to fight it?
Man we're gonna get to 8k before the years end aren't we?

 

[BaddestSeagull]

April is now being attacked by some insane balldo washers. She's retarded but I do kind of feel sorry for her, Nick really brainwashed this chick. She's now begging for forgiveness.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

They are ALSO Newly weds!
Yay!!

ISN'T THAT A FUN HONEYMOON??!!

A FUNNYMOON even

 

[buttmunch]

April is now being attacked by some insane balldo washers. She's retarded but I do kind of feel sorry for her, Nick really brainwashed this chick. She's now begging for forgiveness.

NOOOO HECKIN DONT TELL ANYONE HOW THE KIDS ARE IN DANGER BECAUSE HES STILL DOING THIS FREAK SHIT NOOO YOURE PUTTING THE KIDS IN DANGER

you really do have to be low intelligence to balldo wash in this timeline

 

[Pagan Min]

Keanu is hotter than April.

Ngl, StannisTheSimp speaking here, but April pre-Qover was a bit of a looker.

I wouldn't consider either of them hot even if they were both doused in gasoline and set on fire...

 

[Something Awful]

April is now being attacked by some insane balldo washers. She's retarded but I do kind of feel sorry for her, Nick really brainwashed this chick. She's now begging for forgiveness.

Are you kidding? What lessons has she learned? That she needs to do “research chemicals” from China instead of coke, so it doesn’t show up in drug tests?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

even if they were both doused in gasoline and set on fire...

At least they'd finally be disease free, although their crotch would still be burning.