2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Dynamite Ninja]

I’ll say this again: I’m so fucking happy right now. I’m so sorry for doomposting.

 

[Meat Target]

I'm not seeing much salt yet. I mean, real salt. There's a sense of grim resignation in the air in MSNBCville, sure, but I'm not here for that. I'm here for manic libtard screaming, crying, thalidomide stumpy arm flailing retardation levels of salt like the Hillary loss. I'm talking crazy cat ladies stripping butt-naked and running in the streets while speaking in tongues level salt. Where is it? Is it here and I'm just not seeing it yet?

Hillary Supporter Screams as Trump takes oath.mp4

It's 5 am. Give it time.

 

[Dr J]

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I guess he gave better head.

>She ran a nearly flawless campaign
No she did fucking not. She ran probably the most incompetent Presidential campaign in living memory

Trump's riding around in a garbage truck and 'working' at McDonald's. She was hobnobbing with Lady Gaga and Beyonce and Oprah Fucking Winfrey. It was obvious to anyone with a brain why her obnoxious, elitist, 'Let them eat cake' style of campaigning fucking cost her the election

 

[Mettaur]

Gonna harbor a wild guess that those 20 mil votes Joe got, weren't actually there. Maybe more like 10 mil more at most.
Given the fact it was even easier to vote in early this time around and they had polls open for like WEEKS in advance in some states.
Fishy as fuck.

Even still the fact she lost this badly compared to the dude she was supposed to replace is going to make the left turn on her. We're going to see a lot of leftist seethe about how Kamala was the wrong candidate and they shouldn't have replaced Biden. Even though they were fully on-board with replacing him and threw him under the bus at the first opportunity.

 

[Tomboy Enjoyer]

I wake up as an Euro, I collect my bet winnings.
Damn that election nice!

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

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Guys I am anti gun except when I am given over to foid hysteria and personally feel unsafe

God these people are fucking retarded. Harris tried to uphold a handgun ban in California that was shot down by Heller. Another reason why she got cooked. Everyone knew she was coming for the guns.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Some women are threatening a Lysistrata or 4B-style sex strike because Trump won

Oh no not the women no sane man would fuck without heavy drug use. Anyway....

 

[Keystone]

Anyone staying up to avoid getting a nasty 2020 surprise (no, not the chink flu) can officially go the fuck to sleep now.

Rest up well frens, you've got salt to mine when you wake up.

 

[Confused Doggo]

As the sun rises on this day, and with the first step being taken into a brighter future, we must never forget... fuck these journalists.

I was hoping to have something more deep and profound, but I'm tired, and those assholes stole hours of sleep from me. From us.

Still, I'm glad to watch it all happen. Hope you all get some sleep.

 

[Obsessed snowman]

GG. I’m very glad that this election is 2016 part 2 rather than the shitshow that was 2020.

 

[TJT]

So question here.

Trump has a sentencing hearing for his 30 felonies in the State of New York in like two weeks.

Does the machine have the balls?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Guys I am anti gun except when I am given over to foid hysteria and personally feel unsafe

To that "decent human being": "respect women" doesn't mean "worship women as a marginalized group", "treat women like men", nor does it mean "vote Harris no matter what"...

 

[The Nothingness]

Trump's memoirs will be the final piece of his "The Art of" trilogy.

 

[God of Nothing]

Some women are threatening a Lysistrata or 4B-style sex strike because Trump won

Same song and dance they pulled after Dobbs though which obviously worked wonders

way to go and prove your sex is only useful for that exact purpose and being the one thing you go to leverage

it's not like you were going to fuck any of the guys you're supposedly denying anyway

 

[Kurohige]

They're stealing Michigan and Wisconsin Senate. They didn't have enough for Trump.

Oh, well.

 

[Mr.Morningstar]

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/2024-u-s-presidential-election.195519/post-19717728

Man did I eat shit.

Yes you did, but you also now come upfront about it. So that makes a better person then a lot of people, remember that.

 

[Ahriman]

ALL PIGS MUST DIE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gpGl3OvFC7g

For a moment I thought it was gonna be this APMD band

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

"Hi Mr Rogan, I've got Kamala on the line, she'd like to talk with you about appearing on the podcast if now's a good time to arrange it?"

"We'll get back to you"

*Click

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

@Fatpacks Get fucked.

 

[Romulus augustulus]

i have to be at work at 8am and should be asleep but i'm not even tired. Gonna be fucked all day but its worth it.