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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Despite his claims on Thursday that he would not need surgery, and even demanding @Haru Okumura bet 50 bucks on this claim, it appears his doctors visit today has Ralph considering surgery anyway:
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Ralph is very giddy about how his favorite pass time (porn) has led to him breaking a goon-tastic story
Ethan Ralph - I'll be back tomorrow. They not like us! [1852183480941076480].mp4
Julian Assange got nothing on the Ralphamale:
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Ralph confirms today's goon-vestigation involved watching interracial pornography
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GODDAMN IT I HAVE TO SPEND A WHOLE 100 BUCKS FOR SURGERY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS (Latin) AMERICA!
 
Pregabalin (Lyrica) is known to have weight GAIN as a side effect. It's also known for its abuse factor with pillheads who abuse opiates.
How many hectares wide is his gunt now?
:gunt: Aye dio mio!
@Xarpho's Return he has been jerking off so much he caused perma nerve damage from his gooning and beetus
 
This is the dumbest feature I've ever read on the site. It's literally made up.

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"took off a stream to goon" is literal FanFic Farms shit - was it written with one hand? Ralph's Tweet "I was advised not to...." makes clear he was fed the story from someone who didn't want their hands on it but knew Ralph would publish it, like most of Ralph's "scoops".

"very minor" Yes that's the point, a very minor personality was hired by a major think tank, despite the fact that the personality's not-that-old tweets suggest she had opinions diametrically opposed to that of the think tank.

I saw this story elsewhere and was very surprised to see that Ralph appears to be the one who technically broke the story.
 
I hope Ralph gimps up his remaining arm and both legs and ends up in the same room as Evan.
 
This is the dumbest feature I've ever read on the site. It's literally made up.

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"took off a stream to goon" is literal FanFic Farms shit - was it written with one hand? Ralph's Tweet "I was advised not to...." makes clear he was fed the story from someone who didn't want their hands on it but knew Ralph would publish it, like most of Ralph's "scoops".

"very minor" Yes that's the point, a very minor personality was hired by a major think tank, despite the fact that the personality's not-that-old tweets suggest she had opinions diametrically opposed to that of the think tank.

I saw this story elsewhere and was very surprised to see that Ralph appears to be the one who technically broke the story.
I'm also very confused as to why this was featured. The way it's worded in the feature makes it seem like Ralph had a DSP moment and was gooning to porn on stream but I click it and it's just a total nothingburger.
 
This is the dumbest feature I've ever read on the site. It's literally made up.

Wyświetl załącznik 6590724
"took off a stream to goon" is literal FanFic Farms shit - was it written with one hand? Ralph's Tweet "I was advised not to...." makes clear he was fed the story from someone who didn't want their hands on it but knew Ralph would publish it, like most of Ralph's "scoops".

"very minor" Yes that's the point, a very minor personality was hired by a major think tank, despite the fact that the personality's not-that-old tweets suggest she had opinions diametrically opposed to that of the think tank.

I saw this story elsewhere and was very surprised to see that Ralph appears to be the one who technically broke the story.
  • Ralph is crippled.
  • The most common source of his injury is from deep sleep after binge drinking.
  • He did miss a stream, unannounced.
  • He did discover a minor personality was interracial porn during this space.
  • He discovered that this person was in interracial porn by _____________.
Kill yourself.
 
Despite his claims on Thursday that he would not need surgery, and even demanding @Haru Okumura bet 50 bucks on this claim, it appears his doctors visit today has Ralph considering surgery anyway:
Wyświetl załącznik 6585919
link / archive
Wyświetl załącznik 6585923
Ralph is very giddy about how his favorite pass time (porn) has led to him breaking a goon-tastic story
Ethan Ralph - I'll be back tomorrow. They not like us! [1852183480941076480].mp4
Julian Assange got nothing on the Ralphamale:
Wyświetl załącznik 6585935
link / archive
Ralph confirms today's goon-vestigation involved watching interracial pornography
Wyświetl załącznik 6585943
link / archive
>100mg thiamine prescription
Nice Wernicke-Korsakoff dude.
Literally neurologically brain damaged gunt pig.
There's no recovering from this amount of damage, expect exponential health deterioration.
Will most likely crash in a few years.
 
  • Ralph is crippled.
  • The most common source of his injury is from deep sleep after binge drinking.
  • He did miss a stream, unannounced.
  • He did discover a minor personality was interracial porn during this space.
  • He discovered that this person was in interracial porn by _____________.
Kill yourself.
A "minor personality" who was the topic of tons of discussion online in the last 3-4 days because she was hired by the most prominent right-leaning think tank in America a couple days ago.
Top reply in the comments... Milo.

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Is it your position that Ralph happened to stumble upon this person who had become relevant a day ago in a hours-long goon session, even though he specifically said he was tipped off to it, and Milo is running with the story hard on his own account, making it seem pretty clear where it came from?

The crippled shit should have been featured, this is like when Ralph made up that the guy in the Alex Rosen sting who brought up Kino Casino was their top paypig. Yes, Ralph broke a story. No, he didn't really have anything to do with it. He was fed the info and if he gooned to it, it was after he found out who it was.
 
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