Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

[Estate]

Someone on /v/ leaked the Dragon Age Veilguard review guidelines by influencer Matthew Schroeder, trademark of MrMattyPlays.
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I want to believe, but I need some source or thread archive.
You'd have to be clinically retarded to believe someone on 4ch who says this and provides just a screenshot.
I've seen way too many fakes.

 

[Velanna]

I just found this thread. Going through the highlights is like when you find our your childhood pet has cancer and you have to put him down

 

[Logoden]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CYzTNy1y7KU

Pure, raw lunacy. So out-of-touch, so out-of-place, so unatural, such a childish bitch.

She is the exact opposite of Sten in so many ways. It is baffling.

The cringe during the convo' with Isabella is over 9000. Who find this unironically funny or endearing ? xD

So now the Antaam are supposed to work with a corrupted elven god or some shit... They too will be touched by the elven corruption bullshit.

 

[Miller]

Someone on /v/ leaked the Dragon Age Veilguard review guidelines by influencer Matthew Schroeder, trademark of MrMattyPlays.
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I think it's fake, it doesn't look like a professional document.
Does he work for Colin Moriarty?

 

[FiveStarAce]

I don't understand trans ideology. Do they not understand that it would be more radical to have Taash able to be a woman and a dragon slayer? To wipe the blood from her ax and then put on a pretty dress? To not make a big deal about it? The gender binary is bullshit that insists that only certain genders can do certain things. To say nothing of how I can't imagine a Qunari, who Sten makes clear have a strict understanding of sex and gender based on roles, flatly calling anything "non-binary." The worst thing about Taash is you can write a quest or two where the fact she's a woman and a dragon slayer runs into the limitations of Qun, and you can examine those ideas in a way that feels more natural, but what is presented is straight out of a 2024 Reddit post.

I remain in fucking awe at how nakedly trannies pull this shit. Just reaching out to people because they're trans. "Hey, want to come do some work on a Dragon Age title? No, no, you don't need any experience, you have the right flags in your Twitter profile."

You want TIMs to say that women can be capable!? Are you nuts?

lol is her arch really boiling down to "I am such a strong woman, i just CAN'T be a woman at all."

 

[LazyLizard]

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You said it, Taash!

how did this thing get even uglier?

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

Posts like this are a constant reminder that it's all intentional. NEVER FORGET TO VOTE WITH YOUR WALLET.

 

[Divine right to rule]

The timestamp has Isabella, character from 1 and 2, do push-ups because she misgendered our poor snowflake.
Then she reveals that her crew had another non-binary member before she used to fuck.

This is pure lunacy.
Concord was mild in comparison.

 

[gay]

Someone on /v/ leaked the Dragon Age Veilguard review guidelines by influencer Matthew Schroeder, trademark of MrMattyPlays.
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haha, imagine how much more a retarded faggot Epler is with this out in the open.

edit: actually having the read the entire thing, it's a bit too obvious, funny though.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

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The last parragraph is so ironic if you consider mutilating your own genitals and later regret it.
"You will never get what you must need had back and that's depressing"

 

[Übertroon]

The lich king of the incels, Asmongold, has stated he will play the game when it comes out to farm it for cringe content

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

And why would people hire untalented trannies as consultants? To make games worse?

Pretty much what @Miller said: the whole thing's a racketeering scheme, something I learned with Randi Harper (tl;dr Anti-GG hambeast who ran an alleged "anti-harassment" initiative, only for a known rabble rouser at the time to admit that they were getting paid to avoid attacking certain targets IIRC, putting the whole program into doubt).

 

[I am once again out here]

I want to formally apologise for being one of the 80 people who voted "Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son" I powered through Dragon's Dogma 2 and even kinda liked it so I thought if I could love that despite the glaring flaws, I could love the final entry to my favourite game series. But now look how they massacred my boy

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CYzTNy1y7KU:1276
The timestamp has Isabella, character from 1 and 2, do push-ups because she misgendered our poor snowflake.
Then she reveals that her crew had another non-binary member before she used to fuck.

This is pure lunacy.
Concord was mild in comparison.

So it's crystal clear that Dragon Age Veilguard focuses on woke pandering and punishing people for hurting snowflakes' fee-fees instead of telling good stories, creating lovable characters to remember, and making your choices matter. Correct?

It's also crystal clear that you should take your money elsewhere that doesn't make shitty woke games from woke snowflakes that literally hates you, the gamers.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CYzTNy1y7KU:1276
The timestamp has Isabella, character from 1 and 2, do push-ups because she misgendered our poor snowflake.
Then she reveals that her crew had another non-binary member before she used to fuck.

This is pure lunacy.
Concord was mild in comparison.

You know what something? My headcanon of Isabella post-DA2 is Hawke forcing her to use a chastity belt after denying threesome with Zevran (manwhore but still funny character).
It works for me. Her romance dialogue pre-final says about side-lining with Hawke so...
Man, so much cope for a interesting character. Hopefully Merril doesn't appear: she definitely must not appear.

 

[The Noticer]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CYzTNy1y7KU

The tranny is also autistic. This is peak faggot retard shit.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

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The tranny is also autistic. This is peak faggot retard shit.

A real austistic just destroy. Never tell anyone.

 

[augment]

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What does this 2 year old quote have to do with Dragon Age. Or anything in this thread in particular.
Her profile checks out as a negroid asian who is obsessed with pokemon and persona. She's a literal who adding her edgy takes to an empty void.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

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You said it, Taash!

Its like she's talking about herself lol.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

She is. They all are. Every writer in this game is just creating a delusional fantasy where they are the master race, bestest of the mostest, and the world stands up and claps when they bravely stand up, rip off their clothes to reveal their zipper tits/stink ditch (delete where applicable) and announce: "THIS IS ME!!!!!"