💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[DickMain]

He spent literal days traveling to a 20 minute or so court hearing only to cower and run away and deny the name his daddy gave him.

The man crosses the better part of an entire continent to try and be a thug (for internet clout) before paying a dime of child support, and can't even put up when the time comes. Absolute Ralphamale victory. At least our shook kiwi brothers/sister were dressed better.

 

[TexOffender]

Nick was seething in Melton's chat until around 1:30pm, IIRC.

Maybe this is why Kayla was late. She supposedly doesn't like to drive.

 

[Butwhythough2]

With all the new baldoman drops, his lawyer is gonna be fighting an uphill battle. Get fucked Rekieta lol, lmao even

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Maybe this is why Kayla was late. She supposedly doesn't like to drive.

She doesn’t like to do anything or is at least incapable. I’m surprised she functions at a cellular level.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Nick confronted the observer afterwards.

Nick hates observers. His lies turn him into a laughing stock when everyone already knows the truth.

 

[Captain Manning]

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Is this an elaborate plan to get Windigoon to cover Rekieta? Make him a cryptid?

Because, if so, I like it.

He got distracted DM'ing Kalea.
He wanted that vampire pussy so bad.

Figures that dumbass would like her. I heard she sucks.
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Yeah, okay. I'll see myself out now.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

So he paid for an abortion, possibly one he was responsible for.

Like a true "Trad Dad"

 

[Sharpeteer]

Figures that dumbass would like her. I heard she sucks.
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Yeah, okay. I'll see myself out now.

I want a tomato reaction sticker.

It would be great anytime a bad joke, or even a Rackets "joke" comes up.

 

[PetrolSniffer42069]

Nick raw-dogged a hooker in Jamaica and had to pay for her abortion????



Seriously WTF man?

Over-under on whether he nosedove a rail off his new dusky-skinned mistresses chocolate donut?

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

We need to find the hooker and get her to tell her side of the story, clearly this white devil and our wife coerced a beautiful black woman into the unthinkable. Clearly the Jamaicans need more reparations for Nick and Kayla's sexual abuse of them. The horrors they must've experienced from these two racists must be shown to the public. We need justice for little Jamal Rekieta who was cruelly aborted by that white cocaine fueled devil.

 

[Father Time]

While I am not a chistian myself, Glenn Beck often says "If you are a follower of god he will have you Humble, even if he has to MAKE you humble."

Rekieta taunted his deity and I think the deity is making it clear that he won't be having that shit.

Thought he was Jesus
so the Lord had to show Nick
he is just a guy

 

[AnOminous]

We need to find the hooker and get her to tell her side of the story, clearly this white devil and our wife coerced a beautiful black woman into the unthinkable. Clearly the Jamaicans need more reparations for Nick and Kayla's sexual abuse of them. The horrors they must've experienced from these two racists must be shown to the public. We need justice for little Jamal Rekieta who was cruelly aborted by that white cocaine fueled devil.

As if she's going to wreck such a perfect scam. Imagine the money she and the other Jamaicans are making from this scam of dumb whiteys.

 

[PetrolSniffer42069]

Probably. Here's an random picture I found picking through Hedonism II traveler posts.
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Nigga don't give a flying fuck.

 

[TerrifyingPterodactyl]

He didn't inhale balldo any  weed Jamaican dancers he just pretended to hung out with them guys!

 

[repentance]

Nick's had quite a couple of days. I hope he's bright eyed and bushy tailed in time for April's hearing tomorrow. Her case is the one which could really fuck things up for him.

 

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I can’t tell, is he saying he paid for this exotic dancer’s baby appointments because she was getting fired, or did Nick “Trad Dad” Rekieta pay for her abortion so she WOULDN’T get fired? Am I going crazy?

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Absolutely horrifying. All real men recognize that pregnant women are hot. Only those with tiny penises like the Balldo Prince think that any aftereffects of pregnancy negatively affect them.

I wonder how many times this batch of Jamaicans pulled this exact scam on dumb white people.

Now now, just because 87 IQ Thai sucky sucky girls have figured this out, doesn't mean that 75 IQ Jamaicans have... oh wait. I guess this makes Nick legally retarded. Checks out

 

[Not Even Twice]

Between being catfished by MANdy, scammed by male strippers in Jamaica and his stellar legal defense....fellas I'm starting to think Nick might be very fucking retarded.

 

[AnOminous]

Absolutely horrifying. All real men recognize that pregnant women are hot. Only those with tiny penises like the Balldo Prince think that any aftereffects of pregnancy negatively affect them.

Remember that Nick is an extreme homosexual. He is utterly disgusted by the fact he has had offspring. He HATES his kids.

He is not a real man. He is a fag. A cuck. A weakling.

 

[Captain Manning]

Oh God, can you imagine PPP when he finds out Nick might have either funded an abortion, or got scammed into funding what he thought was an abortion?

I don't feel he lost his shit enough over Nick's Easter stream. I still want him to completely go absolutely apeshit at Nick over his hypocrisy when it comes to Christianity.

Nick's had quite a couple of days. I hope he's bright eyed and bushy tailed in time for April's hearing tomorrow. Her case is the one which could really fuck things up for him.

I'm just wondering if some idiot is gonna try and fuck it up again. Last time it was "April, show us your tits!"

And that was extra lame, in her case, given she practically has none.

Yeah, let people watch. Don't let them speak. I don't know why courts have an issue with this.

 

[Shinku]

Is this an elaborate plan to get Windigoon to cover Rekieta? Make him a cryptid?

Because, if so, I like it.


Figures that dumbass would like her. I heard she sucks.
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Yeah, okay. I'll see myself out now.

Certified Dad Joke lol.
Also Just look at the Kalea DM time stamps and you'll see he was cope splaning from 12am to 3pm lol