💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[6MillionCoofs]

Who has violin lessons in the middle of the morning?

I mean, it’s either the morning or late afternoon most people have them as instructors are usually busy all other times.

 

[not william stenchever]

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I'm about to pitch a new series to that nerd Eric July.

Nick Rekieta piloting a Balldomech (drunkenly) circa 3025 (decolorized)

 

[Hellion]

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I'm about to pitch a new series to that nerd Eric July.

Image might need adjusting, looks like his shoulders are way too big in this one.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Image might need adjusting, looks like his shoulders are way too big in this one.

It's the suit he wears to prevent his heat allergy from flaring up. A NERD like you wouldn't know that.

 

[not william stenchever]

It's the suit he wears to prevent his heat allergy from flaring up. A NERD like you wouldn't know that.

Heat management is important when piloting a Balldomech.

 

[Schizo Rat]

Strike down Elisa and we will become far nerdier than you can possibly imagine.

Jersh would have to rescind the warning that we aren't the autistic illuminati.

 

[PetrolSniffer42069]

It's the suit he wears to prevent his heat allergy from flaring up. A NERD like you wouldn't know that.

His own Balldo-branded version of a stillsuit. Converts the ethanol vapors emanating out of his pores into cold air via a cocaine-powered heat exchanger.

 

[Locker Boy]

At least Ethan's children will never be exposed to their father's drug use

Yeah instead they get to be raised by either a loli loving horsewoman or a mentally ill retarded BPD woman. Either way leagues better than boiling alive in a tin shack.

 

[AnOminous]

It was always going to come to this, it’s been obvious Nick has wanted to do this for years now surprised it took this long considering his reputation has been in the shitter for a while

I guess he figured he has no reputation to lose since everyone already views him as a completely and utterly subhuman shit who needs to die in a ditch.

That was more degrading than anything the internet could ever say about Kayla.

That's because a spouse should have your back, not publicly slag you off like a classless wigger piece of shit. Sure spouses complain about each maybe to a friend or a sympathetic bartender but not to the entire world.

Nick is shit.

 

[Soapmore]

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Nick Rekieta piloting a Balldomech (drunkenly) circa 3025 (decolorized)

I believe you meant to say "Balldonaut Nick Rekieta piloting a Balldomech..." Show some respect for our pioneer balldonaut.

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

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I'm about to pitch a new series to that nerd Eric July.

Balldoman looks like something out of James Gunn's Suicide Squad. His backstory as a non practicing lawyer who neglected his kids fits well. What would his super power be?

 

[Windy Moors]

CODE BALLDO
NERD HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT:

Melton thread post

Patrick Alan Melton or MAP for short, has been infected by the NERD! More cases are expected to follow, most probable new vectors are Juju the Cow, Vito the Pedo and Ethan piggytits Ralph. With less infectious strains confined to Locals chat and ex-janny youtube comments.

 

[Soapmore]

Balldoman looks like something out of James Gunn's Suicide Squad. His backstory as a non practicing lawyer who neglected his kids fits well. What would his super power be?

With his Helm, the balldonaut breaks INTO prisons, ideally jamaican prisons, to spread for joy.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He's back in Melton's chat

All messages from Nick Rekieta on Patrick Melton's stream (October 28, 2024)

Rekieta was in the chat for Melton's live stream from 1:21:56 into the stream to 4:09:14, or shortly before 1:30pm local time.

That means he was in the chat up until less than 50 minutes before Kayla's contested omnibus hearing at 2:15pm.

Super Chats

Rekieta sent 7 super chats totaling $45. (Apologies if any of these messages have been posted earlier)

Rekieta spots a good friend in the live chat and then sends a super chat about how funny and weird it is to see him there (the "you" refers to Patrick Melton)





Seething at Jesse:



This appears to be a reference to Aaron:



All super chats below.



Live Chats

Rekieta also sent 61 unpaid messages, including the below highlights (not necessarily in chronological order, see spoiler for that)

Rekieta seethes at Null:



Rekieta comes up with the phrase "I almost never see April" to address his current relationship with her. When Melton puts the message on stream and asks him to clarify whether that means she's moved elsewhere or whether it means Nick simply never goes to his second property (the one that's for sale with April's possessions visible in the listing photos), he refuses to comment any further.




Nick says of Aaron: "he's an abuser" in relation to the allegations involving April.
He had slipped up and said on his Locals stream that he had stories about Aaron's wife which he would only tell after Aaron was finished testifying in his cases, which he corrected to "life"




Nick insists April's Twitter username change to April_Law1111 "is NOT. reference to me":



Rekieta refuses to address the weird bracelets:




Aaron is just like Nick Rekieta in one aspect, according to Nick Rekieta:



Embedding all messages as images in the spoiler to avoid tagging random accounts:

Spoiler: All messages

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

What would his super power be?

GAY BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

YOU KNOW YOU BROKE THE BUCK WHENT HEY COPYRIGHT CUCK

 

[Dean Pentel]

Nick is shit.

And it turns out he's a hypocritical faggot too.

Although, have we considered he's simply trying to lock down the LOTY award again? I mean, the timing of this is awful suspicious.

 

[Harm]

Rekieta seethes at Null:

Then why won't Nick bend over backwards to be friends with him? Checkmate.

 

[not william stenchever]

Although, have we considered he's simply trying to lock down the LOTY award again? I mean, the timing of this is awful suspicious.

Rackets framed Bossman to get him sent back to jail, I can feel it in my bones.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Rackets framed Bossman to get him sent back to jail, I can feel it in my bones.

I know this is meant to be a shitpost, but I KNOW that Nick has enough spite in his shriveled whisky dick that if he could have gotten Bossman Jack arrested to deprive Null of one of his few sources of joy he absolutely would.