💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[repentance]

I know it was common for Nick to stream super late at night, but there is something very bizarre and sad about this guy streaming until 4 am local on a Sunday. Obviously not going to any church, certainly no kids in the house.

Nick used to stream at that hour when we knew for certain there were kids in the house. I don't think you can draw any concrete conclusions from when he streams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPaIBYpUJow

So in this clip, when he is addressing the accusations of his children being hungry, he says "well, there's food in the house and all my kids can cook for themselves". That essentially confirms that he wasn't feeding them.

Most kids can get themselves something to eat by the time they're school aged and I guess them knowing how to use a microwave can be counted as them being able to "cook for themselves", but most parents will continue to organise most of their kids meals while they're living at home so they know their kids are eating a balanced diet. Maybe they buy a heap of frozen or pre-prepared meals that their kids only have to heat, but with a $3000 a month snack budget, I doubt it.

 

[JustStopDude]

He did it again, this is from tonight.
"I was not fucking ashamed of...much of anything."
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I didn't come back from Iraq looking this haggard.

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(L/A)
"told all the stories wrong"
What I am getting from this is, the stories Aaron told were true but he "told them wrong"

Having seen clips of Aaron doing standup, he isn't really the best at setting up jokes.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I wonder how many joke offers come in.

But seriously, there has to be at least a few instances of people that are potentially interested, learn a little more about the seller, or at the very least the neighboring house that's right there, and want fuck all to do with it.

If I knew the neighboring house was a crackshack, I wouldn't want it for anything.

I'd take it, but the price has to drop another 75-100k so I could redo the entire water system and build a stone wall to keep the cokeheads away

 

[Vibralldo]

Maybe Nick and April are going nuts because Qayla is going to show up to the omnibus with Aaron at her side.

A really funny outcome would be Qayla and the kids ending up with Aaron and Nick seeing payments from his trust fund going to Aaron's household while he gets nothing but a child conceived from an adulterous relationship with April that his parents refuse to support.

Kayla marries Aaron and he immediately fucks it up by getting yet another divorce and restraining order

 

[Windy Moors]

Nerd, nerd, nerd is the word,
Nerd, nerd, nerd is the word,
Nerd, nerd, nerd is the word.

Don't you know about the nerd?
as everybody know the nerd is the word.

I've had this stuck in my head all day, along with doing a little jerky dance to it.

Nerd, nerd, nerd is the word.

 

[Melty Butter]

April on IG an hour ago.

 

[Oxyjen]

I've had this stuck in my head all day, along with doing a little jerky dance to it.

Nerd, nerd, nerd is the word.

https://youtu.be/2WNrx2jq184

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

April on IG an hour ago.
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And before Rekieta pulled a JFG

 

[StannisTheMannis]

April on IG an hour ago.
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Is it:

A: The woods girl's returning to nature?
B: Adriana being led into the forest by Silvio?
C: Shut up, neeerds!

 

[repentance]

Do you think if you showed this Nick to the Nick of four years ago that past him would kill his future self?

No, because I think he was always who we see now, just better at hiding it from public view. Drex made comments in the early days that suggested the "real" Nick was very different from the public persona and that he wasn't the "good boy" people thought he was. It made perfect sense because someone with Nick's supposed values wouldn't have had someone like Drex hanging around.

April on IG an hour ago.
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A normal person would turn on location services and contact emergency services. Even cheap cell phones will send your co-ordinates and a photo of your location to whoever you contact if you activate the built-in emergency app. This is just an obvious ploy to get Nick's attention. And is she hanging around the woods near Nick's despite supposedly no longer being there? Sounds a bit stalkerish to me.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

In-depth stream summary below:
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This guy has a sleeping disorder and is drinking Iced Tea at 3AM? The cut off should be 4PM.
(Yes, this is Nick's biggest problem...)

What's the over/under on Nick self-deleting before the New Year?

Narcissists will not kill themselves. For them, threatening suicide is a tool for manipulation.

It seems there are an equal number of people in the thread reading the same set of tweets who are coming away convinced Nick is writing April's tweets or that April left and is publicly coping about it on Twitter.

Conclusion: there's no way to tell.

No. We just don't know who has the best judgement. If we started tracking who is correct on guesses like this, we could all learn from them.

He claimed he was late because he was helping someone with a personal issue. April, Kayla? who knows.

Personal Issues boil down to doing a rail with, and then railing the nanny.

April on IG an hour ago.
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Writes the girl to her Instagram account, on her GPS enabled smartphone with google maps. The experienced hunter, who knows which way is North. Who is familiar with the woods, where the major streams are. Who knows what the surrounding major roads are.

Translation: White Knight, come and save this vulnerable, helpless girl!

 

[Cheezits0]

So "April" knows how to spell supplant but can't spell the name of her dog, who she loves so much. Weird.

 

[break these cuffs]

April on IG an hour ago.
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You can't be lost in the woods when you have a gps enabled smartphone and a 4g signal you stupid bitch.

 

[Oxyjen]

April on IG an hour ago.
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Called it. Bitch is preparing to snap and put a hunting arrow through Nick’s neck.

 

[HackerX]

Exactly.
It can’t be helping that anyone who googles

12565 52nd St NE, Spicer, MN 56288​

Will very quickly find out that it was recently offered for a private sale at $350k, and unsuccessfully at that.

Oh God. Nothing is coming up on Google (the first page at least), but he's fucked if/when that happen. If it were a restaurant or some sort of event center, it's plausible that no one would Google it. Unfortunately, that isn't the case for a house. He needs to price to sell immediately because the moment his shenanigans are associated with the address, that's another 10+ percent in value lost.

I'm really curious how much his ego is intermingled with the sell of that house. The approach of chopping off 5%-ish percent every few months while it sits there for years and he (more likely, the trust) pays for maintenance and property taxes throughout the duration is retarded, but it means the alogs don't win in his mind.

Obv, he doesn't need the money, but ripping the bandaid off would mean one less activity he has on his plate. And we all know how many activities he has to deal with.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Is it:

A: The woods girl's returning to nature?
B: Adriana being led into the forest by Silvio?
C: Shut up, neeerds!

Nick wishes he was Silvio Dante. At best he’s an extra for a two second gay scene with Vito.

What is it with guys named Vito? I can think of another one who needs a pool cue up his ass.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Kiwibros, how close is Minnesota to Canada ? Maybe Kayla is having a wonderful time with Mamma JF.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I LOVE the religious content, and I hope to see more.

The best part is that Nick is a neophyte and does not even know enough to have actual interesting theological opinions. He's like the college sophomore who just took Philosophy 100 and starts trying to deconstruct everything. Very amusing.

April on IG an hour ago.
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April could have been a cute woodsy girl married to a country HVAC tech and done alright for herself. First she chose a failed radio host. Then she chose to be balldo'd thinking that Slick Nicky was an uptown stud. She chose poorly.

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So Niq wants to have a go with someone? I wanna go. Meet me at 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want like Melton, Vito, and Juju; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

 

[Major]

Did it come with a complimentary crack whore tho?

they had to knock off a few thousand for that. The smell never really goes away

 

[3MMA]

Balldo Would If He Could

“Fuck Off, Nerds.
Only Cool People Allowed.”​