💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[3MMA]

LMFAO, Nick has transformed himself into a '80s screwball comedy villian!
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Yep, Rackets is definitely low-rent Ogre -- without the charm or intelligence...

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

April
-Minnesota 7 6 and rapidly depreciating
-Pussy isn't blown out by childbirth
-Does cool things like getting tattoos and doing coke
-worn

Kayla
-Skeleton-like, perfect for October
-Childbirth WRECKED her body
-Gets zonked on pills while watching Star Trek
-Weird family and Swedish prude religion
-Attached to a brood of retards with stupid names

Congrats Nick! You managed to trade up!

 

[Null]

lmao that seethe. He must be doing well

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I see the Kouncil has given Rackets leave to perform. He had better make the most of it. I expect laughter, tears, and a ceiling cat.

 

[bookers]

Something about Brianna Wu dunking on Nick is really funny to me. Wu's arc from cow to farmer.
Like, even this fuckin dude is clowning on you now.

Who knows what's going on, I think it's a work.
But it would be fantastic if Kayla was getting the fuck out of there.

She can live happily ever after watching Star Trek TNG with FapCop.

 

[CoomerTine]

Great time for a document dump tonight!

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He's been outed as a fake weeb too.

And a fake lawyer.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Something about all this still smells off to me*, but they're all stinking degenerates so it's almost impossible to pinpoint where it's coming from without direct evidence. It's all very... performative? It's just a case of who it's directed towards.

We'll see if he actually ends up streaming or pulls out yet again at the last minute.

*and it's not just April's snatch

What's the odds of Nick getting on his locals stream and announcing to everyone that "Joke's on you, I was only pretending to be a retard"?

 

[dustnight]

And a fake lawyer.

A fake (and gay) husband too.

 

[deeman]

Right now, in a drawer in Minnesota, a mystical medallion is glowing demon red. "Rekietachuuuu! Rekieeeetachu!!" it whispers.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Right now, in a drawer in Minnesota, a mystical medallion is glowing demon red. "Rekietachuuuu! Rekieeeetachu!!" it whispers.

Calling for and corrupting him like green goblin mask

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nothing about the swinging is legally relevant or related, so I have felt free to draw every obvious conclusion .

I don't know if the swinging is legally relevant or not.

I'm interested in them admitting about the Quover to better understand their state of mind. For all I know, this is the first time they blatantly and openly admitted the existence of the Quover. This speaks a lot to me about what's happening behind the scenes.

 

[Captain Manning]

Because it is a known line of attack on Null that Nick can parrot. He is not smart enough to come up with his own.

He got it from Dick. Just like he gets all of his really bad ideas.

That's okay. He makes up for it by having created a line of attack to use against himself.

His 9 year old tested positive for cocaine.

Nick: *Screeches autistically*
Person: "Yeah, but your 9 year old tested positive for cocaine."
Nick: *More autistic screeching*
Person: "Cocaine. 9 year old. Positive test."
Nick: "REEEEEEEEEEEE!" *Hits block button.*

 

[Gorton Colu]

And yet, somehow, at the very same time, "nerd" is the most intense insult he can lob. Why? Why is he limited to that, considering he's a cocksucking shit-eating faggot who takes it up the ass from niggers while watching other niggers fuck his wife AND his slam-pig April?

He seriously can't come up with something better than "nerd?" Because we're all nerds here, at least I hope we are. Are you a nerd?

It's cause that was the insult that cut him to the quick when he was a young pasty nerdy skeleton in school.

Nick was always a smartboy secret king who resented being made fun by those he considered lower than him. We've come full circle all over again. Also why he is especially vehement torwards women. Those evil hoes who rejected him 20 odd years ago.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

If the divorce is coming it is actually too late to pull up. He's already rammed into broken family mountain. Shame.

 

[AnOminous]

Something about all this still smells off to me*, but they're all stinking degenerates so it's almost impossible to pinpoint where it's coming from without direct evidence. It's all very... performative? It's just a case of who it's directed towards.

This is what makes this so entertaining. For once, I actually don't even know what's going on. That makes it funny. Because there are like a dozen possibilities, but there are none where Nick is having fun at the end of them. It's just all ways of Nick losing.

That's fun.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Yeah fuck you nerds! You will never be as cool as Rekieta!
He was a fucking male cheerleader, he goes to anime conventions and he wears a balldo, He streamed himself masturbating then got busted for coke possession, He pays superchats to streamers to get insulted. He's friends with a prom king & a pedophile.
I hope you feel pwned get wrecked nerds!

 

[Vibralldo]

GET READY!

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Thank you, god
I wanted to see Nick's state so badly

 

[The Backwards Man]

If the theory that Nicks case gets 10x worse for him every time he smugtalks is to be believed, then I expect to see the bodycam footage soon.

NERD is Rekieta's "stalker child":
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No, fucking nerd child. I will enjoy prison because I can find enjoyment out of anything. My time as a cuckold proves that. Enjoy my blocking spree.

God, he even makes this derivative of Patposting insufferable and boring. He needs to smoke more Crackaroosky Crackrock and become unhinged with his stalker childing

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Even if he pulled it back before that, you and your wife getting mugshots and known as drug addicts and child neglectors to your community and the internet would've caused enough friction between them to do it eventually. Honestly I kinda feel for her, yeah she should've stood up for herself and stopped things a long time ago but given the finances and the fact rekeita probably held the power and made the decisions I get the feeling that she's just been trying to hold on to things for a while now and making whatever concessions she though she had to.