💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Scarlett Johansson]

"Oh god, it smells like...sulfuric aged mayonnaise?"

Fixed that for you. If he gets cremated imagine the smell. Hazmat suits or gas masks would be required.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Not elephants though. The true kings of the jungle and most based beings in existence.

Our closest relatives share our own wonderful traits. What the fuck went wrong with both of us vs. bonobos or gorillas?

I think something got fucked up along the way and nature self-corrected by making a species that took "make love not war" to extremes.

I get it's still like a cultural thing or whatever but that doesn't make it not retarded.

It's not even cultural. It's power and wealth that they're trying to show. Shark fin soup is often served at Chinese weddings just for that reason. I mean fuck tradition. You want to show you're rich? Choose something exotic or expensive without the cruelty.

I wanted to pick up a baby elephant I saw during a trip because it was adorable but then I rembered they weigh like 100kg. They're absolute units.
Also it wouldn't be a good idea because its mother might turn me to paste. Still better than Scalfatty's sauces I bet.

Baby animals are adorable for the most part but seeing a baby elephant romp and play and try to figure out his trunk and how it works? Absolutely precious.

 

[AnOminous]

Pray for the unsuspecting coroner who will do the autopsy on his remains

They don't really go to the expense of an autopsy when the cause of death is obvious. They probably even have it on the form at this point in current year America. CAUSE OF DEATH: FAT FUCK.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I wanted to pick up a baby elephant I saw during a trip because it was adorable but then I rembered they weigh like 100kg. They're absolute units.
Also it wouldn't be a good idea because its mother might turn me to paste. Still better than Scalfatty's sauces I bet.

I'd pick being trampled by an elephant over being forced to eat Fatty's cooking

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I imagine the crematorium would have to evacuate from the stench. It'd be like a double tire fire. If he is in a casket they'd probably have to have it resting on cinder blocks for the funeral viewing. Probably take up two plots in the graveyard.

 

[Shartavius]

There is precedent for disposing of Jack's remains.

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

Jack has done the impossible: shown some slight remorse for his actions.

 

[biggacracka]

Jack has done the impossible: shown some slight remorse for his actions.

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My bet is that either Arthur is a buttbuddy and he had to apologize to keep sucking his cock, or he's apologizing to the cartoon character Arthur the aardvark

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I imagine the crematorium would have to evacuate from the stench. It'd be like a double tire fire. If he is in a casket they'd probably have to have it resting on cinder blocks for the funeral viewing. Probably take up two plots in the graveyard.

The thing to worry about is Fatty starting a grease fire from all that liquified fat.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just started listening to see what happened with Arthur. So far Jack is trying to be humble by talking about what a disaster his attempts were at making seasoning. He says he’s excited to freeze-dry Halloween candy this month and says just before 5:00 that he can’t wait to “see what that taste…see how that turns out.”

We already knew this nigger is eating candy and sugar while pretending he’s not, but it’s funny seeing him try to keep his stories straight.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Just started listening to see what happened with Arthur. So far Jack is trying to be humble by talking about what a disaster his attempts were at making seasoning. He says he’s excited to freeze-dry Halloween candy this month and says just before 5:00 that he can’t wait to “see what that taste…see how that turns out.”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=v1vH3AjaWEI
We already knew this nigger is eating candy and sugar while pretending he’s not, but it’s funny seeing him try to keep his stories straight.

Oh he's a fucking liar. If he really was doing carnivore as he's supposed to be doing it he'd have lost a shit ton of weight by now. But like when he was "leaning keto" he didn't lose weight. When he was on "Profile by Sandford" he said he'd lose 100 pounds by the end of the year. No such luck. And now this carnivore larp.

Fatty is still eating carbs and non-meat items because he's an addict and food is his drug of choice.

Well... that and sucking dick.

 

[Adamska]

Oh he's a fucking liar. If he really was doing carnivore as he's supposed to be doing it he'd have lost a shit ton of weight by now.

Hahaha no. Diets in general require you to pace and limit your intake. Jack threw a retard tantrum over not being able to eat something stupid like six eggs in the nursing home since he's a food insecure weirdo.

Even if he could actually win against the screaming toddler in his head over being told "no" on things he wants to eat NOW, he'd still not lose weight just due to the amount he eats.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Hahaha no. Diets in general require you to pace and limit your intake. Jack threw a retard tantrum over not being able to eat something stupid like six eggs in the nursing home since he's a food insecure weirdo.

Even if he could actually win against the screaming toddler in his head over being told "no" on things he wants to eat NOW, he'd still not lose weight just due to the amount he eats.

Yeah that's what I said. If he did it "like he was supposed to" meaning eating reasonable sized portions. Zero carbs and this includes his sugar rubs and sauces. Then limit the amount of dairy because sugar and only focus on meat, poultry, eggs, seafood & fish. But no. He's eating everything that is meat based then having some deep fried stuff because he has no self-control. We know he's eating things like sausage which often times has corn syrup solids in them and as stated the sugar rubs he puts on all his meats.

When Jr was doing that beer thing we see Fatty drinking some. Alcohol, especially beer, is verboten on carnivore because grain and the sugar in alcohol.

When he went out with Hammy he had an order of deep fried okra and you know he ate it because it was extra. It didn't come with the meal so there's no reason why he'd order it unless it was so he could eat it later.

And if he had the willpower to actually eat properly. Limit his portion size and actually exercise by walking about then he could lose some weight. But he won't because he thinks he knows better than doctors do.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Yeah that's what I said. If he did it "like he was supposed to" meaning eating reasonable sized portions. Zero carbs and this includes his sugar rubs and sauces. Then limit the amount of dairy because sugar and only focus on meat, poultry, eggs, seafood & fish. But no. He's eating everything that is meat based then having some deep fried stuff because he has no self-control. We know he's eating things like sausage which often times has corn syrup solids in them and as stated the sugar rubs he puts on all his meats.

When Jr was doing that beer thing we see Fatty drinking some. Alcohol, especially beer, is verboten on carnivore because grain and the sugar in alcohol.

When he went out with Hammy he had an order of deep fried okra and you know he ate it because it was extra. It didn't come with the meal so there's no reason why he'd order it unless it was so he could eat it later.

And if he had the willpower to actually eat properly. Limit his portion size and actually exercise by walking about then he could lose some weight. But he won't because he thinks he knows better than doctors do.

It is useless to even talk about his diets anymore because we all know Jacks modus operandi by now: he talks a lot online about hopping on the current fad diet of the moment, but never properly does the diet so he is forced to lie when there is no change in his weight. He then eventually stops talking about it and moves onto the next diet.

We've seen this exact situation play out a hundred times over the last several years.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

I think I’m going to love Jack’s off-topic show. Just heard him say “I don’t know what trickle-down is” in response to someone talking about Reagan’s economic policies.

Someone please tell me he’s made commentary about the Israel-Palestine conflict.

 

[abobe]

I think I’m going to love Jack’s off-topic show. Just heard him say “I don’t know what trickle-down is” in response to someone talking about Reagan’s economic policies.

Someone please tell me he’s made commentary about the Israel-Palestine conflict.

F as in Frank livestreams are the only decent content Jack puts out these days. He is so uninformed but thinks he’s always right. Goading him in chat by simply expressing a different opinion makes my Sundays a little better. Someone said LA is better than Tennessee and he flew off the handle.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just resumed listening and Jack is making out like he’s too good to eat McDonald’s. “They don’t sell food. They sell chemicals!!!!” Here we go. “And nobody eats there anymore. But they’re still making bank.” Thanks, Einstein.

Jack claims he’d never deign to eat McDonald’s and within 10 seconds is talking about the taste of a Big Mac, how McD’s food tastes the same everywhere, etc. It’s almost as if this lying motherfucker DOES eat McDonald’s.

Someone asks “Are you still losing weight on the carnivore diet?” Jack says no and it’s frustrating because he’s been on a plateau for many months. Says it’s a big fucking mystery why he’s not losing any weight, since he “only eats one meal a day.” Then says perhaps he’s eating too much protein during his one supposed solitary meal every 24 hours.

I’m sure there are more gems in this stream but I’m not sure how long I can stand listening to him. Only at 1.5x speed and up does he sound almost normal.

 

[Shartavius]

I sometimes wonder if Jack is more addicted to the attention he gets from lying than he is to distending his stomach with slop from a trough until his lungs have insufficient room to inflate. I know he would rather die than give either up - But the man's dedication to having no credibility in any given area is remarkable.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

Just resumed listening and Jack is making out like he’s too good to eat McDonald’s. “They don’t sell food. They sell chemicals!!!!” Here we go. “And nobody eats there anymore. But they’re still making bank.” Thanks, Einstein.

Jack claims he’d never deign to eat McDonald’s and within 10 seconds is talking about the taste of a Big Mac, how McD’s food tastes the same everywhere, etc. It’s almost as if this lying motherfucker DOES eat McDonald’s.

Someone asks “Are you still losing weight on the carnivore diet?” Jack says no and it’s frustrating because he’s been on a plateau for many months. Says it’s a big fucking mystery why he’s not losing any weight, since he “only eats one meal a day.” Then says perhaps he’s eating too much protein during his one supposed solitary meal every 24 hours.

I’m sure there are more gems in this stream but I’m not sure how long I can stand listening to him. Only at 1.5x speed and up does he sound almost normal.

Even if he weren't lying (which he is), we already have confirmation that he can and does eat an entire rotisserie chicken in a sitting. His idea of normal people portion sizes is all sorts of fucked. One meal for him is like three or four for the non morbidly obese.

Alternatively, he considers it one meal because he just never fucking stops eating.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Even if he weren't lying (which he is), we already have confirmation that he can and does eat an entire rotisserie chicken in a sitting. His idea of normal people portion sizes is all sorts of fucked. One meal for him is like three or four for the non morbidly obese.

Alternatively, he considers it one meal because he just never fucking stops eating.

I don't think eating a whole rotisserie chicken is far-fetched but that's way more than a single meal. Like I could eat one in a whole sitting but I would feel like the inside of a trash can if I did it.