💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Steamy Hot Poo Poo]

How is it even a meme? It's literally someone writing "Rekieta and a pregnant April Imholte" as a prompt. The discussion at the time was what would happen if April got pregnant by Rackets, I didn't need the visual representation, I know how it would look. The fucking user made extra sure to make it as coomer-y as possible.

Cool story bro

"I will continue to lie no matter how bad it makes this place look!"

Thanks. Such a Meme Artiste you are.

"It's only acceptable if *I* like it..."

 

[Scout Trooper]

How is it even a meme? It's literally someone writing "Rekieta and a pregnant April Imholte" as a prompt. The discussion at the time was what would happen if April got pregnant by Rackets, I didn't need the visual representation, I know how it would look. The fucking user made extra sure to make it as coomer-y as possible.

Are you from Pakistan? It's a meme for couples to take a picture with the pregnant wife's belly showing.

 

[where's baldo]

"Everything the Farms does is like this! All lies. Can't believe anything on that place because of stuff like this. Especially things about me and my situation!"

And this time he would have a valid point.

I thought this was a forum of retards laughing at other retards. I can't imagine taking it this seriously.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

I'm sorry Bossmanjack bros but if we find out April is pregnant Nick Rekieta is lolcow of the year 2024.

I would call Nick the favourite for LotY 2024 even if nothing too drastic happens.

If I were going to set up an underground betting ring for LotY, I would set Rekieta's odds very low to say the least.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

How is it even a meme? It's literally someone writing "Rekieta and a pregnant April Imholte" as a prompt. The discussion at the time was what would happen if April got pregnant by Rackets, I didn't need the visual representation, I know how it would look. The fucking user made extra sure to make it as coomer-y as possible.

If you were up to date on Crackieta lore and April you would recognize that both Lord Balldo and the Corner demon are actually taken from real pictures and it is blatantly obvious that it is an AI generated collage.

Her A-Cup tits squished by a push-up bra (with potentially some help from pregnancy induced boob swelling) hanging out are also normal content for her own Instagram.

Y U MAD BRO? Is only KF

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I thought this was a forum of retards laughing at other retards. I can't imagine taking it this seriously.

There's plenty of real shit to laugh at without making stuff up and passing it off as true.

 

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Are you from Pakistan? It's a meme for couples to take a picture with the pregnant wife's belly showing.

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But bare shoulders and ankle too?

 

[Chibitzen]

Does he divorce Kayla? I used to think no but damn I think Kayla has to have a backbone somewhere.

lmao

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Do we need a disclaimer for retards in every post now?

You’d be surprised how a disclaimer on a post still won’t stop retards from being retards

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I totally agree.

I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY hope Nick doesn't start a stream to bring up the post with the obviously AI-generated photo of a pregnant April and father-to-be and confirm its inauthenticity, and declare EVERYTHING in this thread similarly inauthentic.

Imagine if Nick's computer worked?

He could get his biggest win in years out of this if he streamed about it!

THEY SAY THE MOST HORRIFIC SHIT ABOUT ME.
THE MOST HORRIFIC SHIT ABOUT MY WIFE.
THEY SAY THE MOST HORRIFIC SHIT ABOUT MY FAMILY.
THEY FLAT OUT FUCKING LIE.
THEY SAY I COMMIT LITERAL CRIMES.
THEY SAY I ABUSE MY CHILDREN AND MY FAMILY.
THEY SAY I BEAT MY FAMILY, SEAN.

 

[Schpoots]

There's plenty of real shit to laugh at without making stuff up and passing it off as true.

The fun gossip isn't factually accurate. Shut. It. Down.

 

[Annealing Crater]

The fucking user made extra sure to make it as coomer-y as possible.

Please keep your hands above your waist while browsing kiwifarms.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

photorealistic image

Are you retarded?

 

[Jang Joo]

Why does Nick say "you know what's funny", "isn't it funny how", or a variation of these so much? Is he literally a woman?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

There's plenty of real shit to laugh at without making stuff up and passing it off as true.

I agree. The fake AI-generated image should have been watermarked with a logo like the one below.

This logo is internationally recognized to signify that the piece of media has been ALTERED.

 

[Captain Manning]

Why I think Nick isn't streaming:

Nick: "But daaaaaad, I have to do a stream so I can own the Kiwis and tell them how right I still am, and how dumb they are!"

Dad: "No, you are in serious shit after that denial. This is a disaster. You need to shut the hell up before you make it even worse."

Nick: "But, daaaaaaaad, the Kiwis are winning! And Sean is fat! Dick Masterson said I need to call Sean fat more."

Dad: "No! Stop it, or you aren't getting any more Petrofac money!"

Nick: "Reeeeeeeeeee!"

Dad: "Shu- wait, what... what is that smell?"

Nick: "April! I told you to go watch Star Trek with Kayla. I am discussing very serious legal strategy with my stupid incel prude father."

 

[Fapcop]

Sorry, but this is pure faggotry. I will not censor my memes because the cow will cry about this later.
I though I was here to laugh at Rekieta. I did not even think that post was funny, but I understood it was just a meme.

What the fuck is this nonsense?!

“SHUT IT DOWN!!! REKIETA MIGHT GET SYMPATHY!!!”

Who the f cares. We’re here to laugh at Nick*, not to serve as the control center of the anti balldo coalition.

KEEP THE AI MEMES COMING!


*And occasionally have a weird and uncomfortable fap to a pregnant April. Not me in person obviously!

 

[Bean Sidhe]

*And occasionally have a weird and uncomfortable fap to a pregnant April. Not me in person obviously!

Thank goodness you finally came in here to talk sense into people. The Cop we need, but not the one we deserve!!

 

[Tablet County]

And this time he would have a valid point.

Is your username intentional?

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

There's plenty of real shit to laugh at without making stuff up and passing it off as true.

No one passed it off as true. Everyone looked at it, had a laugh at the obvious AI image and moved on. Everyone except retards like you with a room-temperature IQ.