Careers That Should Have a Weight Limit - WHAT DO YOU MEAN *HUFF* I CAN’T BE *PUFF* AN EMT

[JohnnyG]

Housewife

 

[ENDTOPII]

Cops. I swear to God 80% of them are fat and its ridiculous. I assume a lot of people (whether innocent or suspect) get needlessly shot simply because fat fucks are incapable of actually chasing and subduing a suspect, so they pull the trigger to make up for it

My HS health teacher was also fat but not deathfat level, just like tubby office lady type fat.

I would add muscle mass and maybe height, it's very hard to take a 150 cm / 45 kg female seriously when I can not only outrun her, but probably break her arms with not too much effort. Doesn't help that I'm in EU knowing that they want cops to only wear tasers + pepper spray (LMAO, can't wait for the meme clips) in which you can fight through if you are stubborn as hell. With that, the only authority they have now is literally only having a gun (and you don't), which they can't fucking use in most circumstances and more criminals (thanks to the Ukraine meme) are having more access to as well.

Yeah, non-fat, +170 cm male (with a certain % muscle mass) cops should maybe be the lowest acceptable standard. I would probably have a similar take on firefighters (maybe lower height limit, but higher cardio requirements).

Police officers should be encouraged to get as fat and slow as possible.

On the other hand, maybe this...

EMS

I really hope that was an exercise, holy shit!

Anything where they'd be a role model for kids. Teachers, coaches, clergy.

Agree, ban fat people in media too (except if it's purely for humiliation and mockery).

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I wouldn't say only careers, but for being a citizen, we should have a weight limit. If you are fat, you are NOT entitled for free healthcare by the government for obesity related conditions and diseases, you are going to pay out of your own pocket if something happens to you because you couldn't stop eating goyslop and take a walk.

> muh ruin the economy for da family...
STFU, we need to start making examples out of these fat fucks. Let them cope with reddit GoFundMe Facebook posts and overpriced diabetes shots. If you can affort burgers and pizzas, I'm going to assume you can afford the medical bill that my taxes should not be wasted on.

 

[glitterglue]

Honestly. In most careers, it would be beneficial too be a healthy weight. Sick-leave due to weight-problems, that could be avoided.

 

[crazedaze]

You've seen death fatties complain about the seat width of aircraft, now imagine the deathfatty flight attendant how would you handle an emergency or even fit in the aisle to serve snacks

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Truck driving

Long distance truckers spend 99% of their time on the road eating junk food or smoking cigarillos. It makes no sense until you realize that they're probably trying to kill themselves and haven't worked up the nerve to do something cool like drive off a bridge or ram a cement truck.

 

[RollingRock2]

Nurse
You can't even look after your own health fatass get outta here

 

[The Ugly One]

Any job that isn't circus freak or ship ballast.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

You've seen death fatties complain about the seat width of aircraft, now imagine the deathfatty flight attendant how would you handle an emergency or even fit in the aisle to serve snacks

I'm pretty sure they will always find a way to refuse a fat one. They have to undergo physical training to withstand a potential crash, and on top of that you have to look good, hell I think they don't take you if you have an ugly face.
Come to think of it, I don't think there's many fat commercial pilots either.
Tax: Horse riding instructor. A lot of stables have a weight limit so deathfats don't break the horses' backs.

 

[User names must be unique]

Train ticket inspector, last time was on a train I saw the inspector shove his gunt into 2 peoples faces.

 

[TooManyKittens]

Honestly. In most careers, it would be beneficial too be a healthy weight. Sick-leave due to weight-problems, that could be avoided.

Sure, but do you want every fat person unemployed and thus on the government dole? I think that makes it worse to ban them from employment period when plenty of them can and do have jobs where they are not net drains on society.

And for my contribution/thread tax: therapist. If you can't get your shit together to not be a hamplanet wtf are you doing telling other people how to fix their problems?

 

[NerdShamer]

Outside of being forced to wear the Santa outfit at Wal-Mart or being used as the tard wrangler who's supposed to pin down their more combative charges, there's hardly any benefit from being fat in the workplace. Especially since nearly everything is slowly shrinking, nowadays

Though not necessarily a new development, it’s also probably fair to say almost all of us had a fat gym teacher growing up (think Abby Lee Miller teaching dance), which I always found delightful. Our high school health teacher was the porkiest of them all, and I am not lying to you when I tell you this quote I distinctly remember from her: “You can eat as much as you want before 7PM, because that’s when your body stops breaking down food.” Right up there with Slaton family logic, that one.

I had an gym teacher who was an little bit too fat to demonstrate half the shit that she wanted us to do. But she had an reputation of being an absolute bitch and had possibly yelled her way into an heart attack or an stroke, once.

Sure, but do you want every fat person unemployed and thus on the government dole? I think that makes it worse to ban them from employment period when plenty of them can and do have jobs where they are not net drains on society.

It honestly depends, tbh. Because, there's an limit on how big of an hamplanet you can be before you start obstructing traffic. Although, at that point, you'd probably would qualify for welfare if you lie enough

 

[TooManyKittens]

It honestly depends, tbh. Because, there's an limit on how big of an hamplanet you can be before you start obstructing traffic. Although, at that point, you'd probably would qualify for welfare if you lie enough

I guess I dunno what we are referring to in this thread. 10 lbs over weight and outta shape matters for some jobs in this thread.

32 pounds overweight and thus medically obese probably doesn't matter so much for an admin role. Thats certifiably FAT, but infinitely more capable than a 600lb gorl/gunt.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Hell, I know morbidly obese people whose rapidly deteriorating health impacts their productivity with a work-from-home desk job.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Sure, but do you want every fat person unemployed and thus on the government dole?

Weight limit for gibs. Problem solved.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

You've seen death fatties complain about the seat width of aircraft, now imagine the deathfatty flight attendant how would you handle an emergency or even fit in the aisle to serve snacks

Well, those ones probably ate all the snacks already, so....

 

[Snusmumriken]

Beekeepers.
If you know, you know.

I don’t know but god I want to, please elaborate

 

[Dona Morte]

Nurse or doctor.

If you are going to tell people to loose weight you cannot be in worse shape.

 

[ATI Escapee]

Nurse
You can't even look after your own health fatass get outta here

I'm really torn on this because on one hand I agree completely. I really do not get how someone in Healthcare care become morbidly obese and still be able to do their job. Overweight and maybe even borderline obese.... a lot of people can still work hard and be physically competent. In Healthcare I also understand that it is very very stressful and kind of can't blame someone for smoking or eating as a coping mechanism/ having to eat fast food due to schedules and time constraints, etc. I do not think that employers for health care workers give nearly enough opportunity for someone to properly take care of themselves, physically and mentally.

But there is absolutely a point where your body mass and self imposed physical limitations hinder you in doing your job. I don't get how someone can get to the point of morbid obesity and not have the discipline to just eat a little less. It would make every minute of every day easier by not being 500lbs.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I'm really torn on this because on one hand I agree completely. I really do not get how someone in Healthcare care become morbidly obese and still be able to do their job. Overweight and maybe even borderline obese.... a lot of people can still work hard and be physically competent. In Healthcare I also understand that it is very very stressful and kind of can't blame someone for smoking or eating as a coping mechanism/ having to eat fast food due to schedules and time constraints, etc. I do not think that employers for health care workers give nearly enough opportunity for someone to properly take care of themselves, physically and mentally.

But there is absolutely a point where your body mass and self imposed physical limitations hinder you in doing your job. I don't get how someone can get to the point of morbid obesity and not have the discipline to just eat a little less. It would make every minute of every day easier by not being 500lbs.

I do have to be realistic and agree that if you spend years of studying and thousands upon thousands of dollars, and then some time into the career you’ve already given your life to, you blow up like a balloon because of the stress, you’re probably not going to drop everything because your patients are snickering behind your backrolls. But on the other hand, I have never met a fat nurse who was anything but cruel. It’s worth noting that Beverly Allitt and Elizabeth Wettlaufer, both serial killer nurses who played God with their patients’ lives, were major ham planets.

There’s a reason why food addiction gets less sympathy than, say, smoking. As a smoker you might be more irritable, which is unpleasant. But fat people don’t just smell bad and worry their families with their poor decisions like smokers. They are a MASSIVE (pun intended) burden at their size. I feel like the moment your gut knocks somebody over, the social part of you should say “I need to take my ass to a gym pronto.” But no, they’re slow as shit and act like it’s just a random disability that appeared one day out of nowhere, expecting everyone else who has their shit together to pick up their slack as well.

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

I don't think deathfats should work in healthcare. Not only does it make for a bad image, but they cannot move as fast in an emergency. Imagine grandpa is coding down the hall and Sheryl the "pleasantly plump" nurse is having a heart attack while waddling to his room as fast as she can.

I was in the ER with a rape victim and SANE needed access to the stirrups in a locked cabinet. The biggest whale I have ever seen waddled in. She was so fat she slid all up on the SANE cart, tainting the area that the kit was sitting in. All of the area that SANE had sanitized for the procedure had to be redone, producing a lot of waste. Nearly knocked over the kit with her drag, which would've royally pissed off the SANE nurse. The ER rooms are small as is. The work staff size should be taken into consideration to accommodate for small working quarters.

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