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- 28 Gru 2014
"Owning da haydurs" is more important to this pig than his own son.
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- 1 Lut 2020
When did Ralph start calling him "Xander"? There was a stretch where used "Alexander" because one of his many bloody enemies was named Xander?
On another note, what childhood nickname variations are available??? Are there any other options for besides Xannie?? Maybe Xandie??
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- 4 Lut 2020
Ralph is getting watched by chaperones like a hawk during these visits. He's not trusted by anyone with Xander.
My guess is that Xander is also being assessed before and after these visits by professionals. That this would be needed when visiting someone like Ralph, to ensure it's not having a detrimental effect on his life.
Ultimately though, Ralph is more like a strange uncle he plays with once every few months. As he grows, unless he has a serious falling out with Faith/Disney Diddler, he isn't going to view Ralph as a dad. If he ever sees this site, reads what's written and said, he will hate Ralph's guts.
- Dołączono
- 30 Lis 2014
Ralph can't even take a selfie with his kid to own the a-logs. Sad, pathetic.....
FiveStarAce
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 11 Sty 2023
Almost felt happy for him, then remembered he's a rapist. I'm owned. GG Ralph. Take this:
- Dołączono
- 19 Lut 2021
He never visited Xander and now we know because he didn't take a selfie with him, what an L, Ramona Ralph just keeps getting pushed around.
Sad.
Pathetic.
- Dołączono
- 28 Sty 2024
Well Ethan, sadly and objectivly your kid doesn't love you.
If he did love you he would hug you more, than 10 times,
give you a kiss at least 3 times,
always would call you "daddy" instead of Ethan or other non-specified name
and at least do one of the below activities together:
- gathering chestnuts and showing you them
- ask you to push him on the swing
- invite you to build a sand castle together
- kick/throw a sphere object together
- brag to you about his newest toy/or something he can do alone now
You didn't passed the "father test".
You barely passed as the "creepy uncle" on the test.
Maybe next time you will pass.
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- 30 Sie 2024
- Dołączono
- 10 Paź 2014
The reason everyone shits on you when you go see your kid is because I you won't shut the fuck up about it. It's obvious that you're doing it for attention and the only place you get it is on the forum you don't have to read idiot.
What's going to happen the first time Xander upsets you? Going to vague tweet about hiw shitty he is? Post his picture and say Bluey sucks?
What's going to happen the first time Xander upsets you? Going to vague tweet about hiw shitty he is? Post his picture and say Bluey sucks?
Douglas Mortimer
kiwifarms.net
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- 4 Lip 2022
Imagine Xander saying "if you'd like to know the truth about it" in a little kid voice
- Dołączono
- 27 Paź 2021
Quite the tell that he showed up empty-handed. Bc you know he'd have itemized every Happy Meal toy he scratched together the $5 to obtain and declared it Xander's new favorite if he'd brought anything for his kid. I guess "my presence is present enough."
I swear to God, what the fuck kind of father with a regulated piddly 2 hours per month/ quarter/ year and who chooses to live in a completely different country isn't inundating the kid with loads of new clothes/ toys all the time...or at the very very least a big bundle when he finally shows up in person?
Or presenting Faith with a statement for the 529 account he's diligently contributing to monthly for his prize heir's future?
Yeah, I see you, Ethan.
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- 20 Lip 2020
I don't need to imagine, Ralph already talks like a kid. His voice isn't very deep at all, and if he was a real Ralphamale he'd start talking like one.
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- 15 Lut 2023
Vickers Jr. is already on the path to trooning out:
- Xe/xir pronoun safe name
- Disney Mom
- Alcoholic retarded grandfather
- Alcoholic retarded absentee father
- California public school system
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- 9 Wrz 2021
IIRC it was one of the stipulations of the court case with Faith to see Xander, which was funny he agreed that was his son to own the alogs.
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- 22 Sie 2015
If he wanted to get some subtle revenge on the Vickers while winning over his son a little he could buy some ridiculously huge expensive play set with a million pieces. His son gets a big shiny toy he associates with Ralph, and the Vickers will be picking it up for the rest of time, and can’t throw it out because it’s a nice expensive toy. I know if someone wanted to mess with me that’d be the most effective way to do it.
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- 15 Lut 2023
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You are a loser. You are a loser for assuming my child does not call me daddy. When the government brings my child into the room, they introduce me as his father and tell him to call me daddy. After being reminded of this, Vickers Jr. stated: "hey Daddy". This is why you are a loser idiot who knows nothing
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- 30 Lis 2014
Only kid in the pre-school with lifts in his shoes.
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- 1 Lut 2020
I don't recall the specifics, but I believe that stipulation was thrust upon him when a mysterious poster on /cow/ posted pics of Xander. Even more weird, the Ralphamale was the only recipient of those pictures. (I know, I know. How wierd? It's almost like the time Ralph's phone was hacked and posted the Faith x Ralph : The Guntening - Memphis Micro Edition) Either way, that alog, who definitely wasn't Ralph, restricted Ralph from posting pictures of his son. What an own.
LOL, another self own. Xander calling him daddy sounds alot more plausible now. When adults tell a child that a strange pigman is you're daddy and to call him that, the kid will try to appease the adults. He's got no idea what that word means or why, but he knows that adults want him to parrot it, so he does. Congrats Ralph, you turned an empty W into another L.Wyświetl załącznik 6444562
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You are a loser. You are a loser for assuming my child does not call me daddy. When the government brings my child into the room, they introduce me as his father and tell him to call me daddy. After being reminded of this, Vickers Jr. stated: "hey Daddy". This is why you are a loser idiot who knows nothing
Um...
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 16 Paź 2016
Someone should educate this piggy on the difference between a sperm donor and a father. A father is the man who’s there in the kid’s life every day. A sperm donor gets 2 hour supervised visits once a month in a public facility as mandated by the court.
Ralph’s entire life is embarrassing.
Poverty is what’s up with Ralph these days, despite his lying about all the $$ he’s raking in on every stream. All you have to do is look at his life to see it.
He’s contemplating moving to Tijuana, I assume to be closer to his suuuhhn and make his court-ordered visitations less onerous. So why Tijuana? Why not move to Sandy Eggo? Why does it have to be Mexico? It’s not to avoid being served with legal papers, he broadcasts his location (gonna see mah suuhhnn!) weeks in advance. It can’t be that he just prefers the ambiance of a third world cesspool to living in the USA. That leaves poverty as the driving force. His broke ass can’t afford to live anywhere but a third world cesspool. Cost of living in Tijuana is less than half what it would be in San Diego, just a few miles away.
Tell the world how flat broke you are without saying it, piggy.
